385. Some artists are allowed to get rich first
"I'm like a box of brand-name cigarettes!
I stuffed it into the pockets of the poor!
I'm like a greedy mouse
I was adopted by a rich man! ”
Sui Liguo sang aloud to the slightly inferior voice played by the van stereo.
This caused the four women in the back seat to giggle.
"Uncle Sui, what kind of song is this? Sounds so strange! ”
"yes, I don't understand what I'm singing, but it sounds funny."
"I was thinking, if I let that guy in the deserted village sing, it must be very joyful!"
"Huh! How did I not think of that? I'm looking forward to it just thinking about it! ”
"Hey, Desert Village Boy!" Sui Liguo took out his empty hand and elbowed Takuya Aramura, who was sitting in the passenger seat with his eyes closed and pretending to sleep, and shouted in a loud voice louder than the sound of the stereo: "Did you hear it!" Aren't you satisfied with the girls' wishes? ”
Takuya Aramura didn't hear it, his eyes were still closed, and his body shrank in.
"Shh Sui Liguo felt bored, twisted the knob to control the volume of the speaker to the maximum, and then looked back at the four women who were smiling, "Girls, sing together!" ”
"We don't know Chinese!"
Rino Tanaka folded her hands into a horn shape and yelled, which drowned out the sound of the stereo.
"It's okay! Sing it around! Second-hand roses aren't a serious rock band anyway! ”
"Okay!"
Sui Liguo, who had listened to the song "Allow Some Artists to Get Rich First" countless times, made an "OK" gesture, nodded to the accompaniment of the music, pinched the time, and started at the beginning of the second lyric.
"I'm like a box of medicine for apricot disease!
I was secretly opened by my lover!
I'm like a god who has broken my vows!
I was kicked off by God!
Girls! Dry——! ”
The girls didn't know Chinese, so they learned the tune of the song and stumbled and sang it with the lyrics of the animated interlude that they had dubbed.
But I have to admit that as voice actors, they still have a little bit of musical talent, they quickly learned the tune of the song, and they can freely fill in the lyrics of those animated interludes, and it doesn't sound too disobedient.
"A herd of pigs, it flew into the sky!
A group of pirates drowned in the sand!
My son was made for money!
The swaying flowers wither on the banks of the river..."
It's just that Takuya Aramura suffered, and I just wanted to be safe and secure and get to my destination without any accidents, but in the end, I was upset by the top torture from these people, and I was pressurized in the skull...
Especially the four women, they simply regarded this old van as a party, shouting and screaming, and shaking the seats in front of them vigorously, but they were also measured, Sui Liguo was driving, and they didn't dare to mess around, so... Well... Takushi Aramura is also unlucky...
Feeling the swaying of the seat under him, Takuya Aramura grabbed his long messy hair, took out the morning Sakura Rinne from his coat pocket and forced it into his earmuffs, hoping to block out some of the noisy sounds.
It's a pity that it's useless at all, it's still noisy, and the waves of high-decibel audio vibrations still haven't hindered through the earcups and into his ears, causing his eardrums to be devastated.
"When the turbidity of the world becomes the norm, innocence is sin.
In the same way, when the world is in turmoil, what is normal becomes abnormal. ”
Takuya Aramura, a philosopher, thought so.
Even so, his ears didn't quiet down.
"I was forced to become a worker!
I was forced to become a businessman!
I was forced to become a poet!
I've been forced to become a wreck..."
At about three o'clock in the afternoon, the van passed through the marble monument with the words "Crooked Head Mountain Village" and stopped in front of a bungalow with Northeast characteristics.
Sui Liguo stepped on the brake clutch, then put the gear into neutral, and finally pulled the handbrake, "Oh, this is my family's old house, built more than 20 years ago, and it is about the same age as the boy in the deserted village." ”
Takuya Aramura, who has been troubled all the way and has begun to be a little in a trance, has no mind or mood to worry about him now.
"Hey." Sakura Rinne looked at him through the rearview mirror, "What's wrong with you guy?" Why do you look sluggish? ”
Takuya Aramura half-squinted and leaned back on the back of the seat, not intending to answer her question.
Hehe... With his understanding of Sakura Rinne, if he says something like "It's all because you are arguing in the car", he is guaranteed to be ridiculed by the other party, and all the basins will be detained on his head, and then the plaintiff will become a defendant and the defendant will become a judge, and then there will be no power to return to heaven...
"It's motion sickness, right?" Sui Liguo took out a white cardboard box from the drawer on the car and handed it to Takuya Aramura, "Here you go, this is motion sickness medicine, why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
Takushi Aramura didn't want to speak, so he leaned to the other side.
"Alas...," Rino Tanaka sighed and shook her head, "In the final analysis, the body is too bad, if the body is strong, how can there be any motion sickness." ”
Takuya Aramura rubbed his eye sockets.
Does this man have common sense? Motion sickness is caused by the body swinging, which stimulates the nerves in the brain, what does this have to do with whether the body is strong or not?
What's more, he doesn't get motion sickness at all, okay...
"It makes sense." Uchida Junri bowed slightly, to show his approval of Tanaka Rino's words, "Aramura-san's body is indeed too thin. ”
"Yes." Knowing the reason, but when he didn't know what to do, Risa Tanada also nodded twice, "Aramura-kun's physical fitness is not as good as when I first came out of the hospital." ”
"It's really worrying..."Rino Tanaka pinched her chin, her face grim, "I saw a news item when I was scrolling through Twitter before, saying that there was a female pervert in Tokyo who specializes in sexually harassing good-looking men recently, and there have been several cowherds in Shibuya who have been murdered..."
Hearing this, Uchida Junli carefully looked at Takuya Aramura and said, "So... Aramura-san seems to be dangerous... After all, at first glance, it is the kind of easy to push down... Ahem..."
"Hahaha..."Sakura Rinin gloated and looked at Takuya Aramura, "Aramura, you have to be careful, don't accidentally fall into the clutches of the devil!" Hahaha..."
"Deserted village boy, do you hear that?" Sui Liguo patted the center console, trying to attract Takuya Aramura's attention, "Don't go out alone after returning to Japan, it's best to bring a few bodyguards, if you can't do it, go to the Metropolitan Police Department and apply for personal protection!" ”
Takushi Aramura couldn't stand it anymore, opened the car door and jumped out of the car, and dropped a sentence when he was finished: "Alarmist." ”
That being said, he still secretly made up his mind in his heart to go to the gym and practice hard in case of accidents.
Risa Taneda seemed to see his thoughts, and her mouth opened slightly, and she smiled silently.
The five people in the car saw Takuya Aramura get out of the car, glanced at each other, and immediately laughed.
"Hahahaha..."
In the stereo, the tune is still singing.
"Allow our peasants to get rich first!
Allow the beauties of our country to get rich first!
Allow my maid to get rich first!
allow the artists of our country to get rich first..."