Chapter 168: Holy Monk, Holy Monk
Have you ever tried to spend most of your day chanting? Li Xingyun tried.
At this moment, wearing a Pilu hat, a brocade robe, and a nine-ring tin staff, he had just finished teaching the scriptures after a day.
Then I saw several women outside the door carrying long skirts and hurriedly ran over.
"Holy monk, holy monk, the little woman's head has started to hurt again recently, her head is dizzy, she feels a little weak, and her eyes are still a little confused."
"It's still most useful to listen to the holy monk's teachings, so the little girl came to trouble the holy monk again today."
The big beauty in front of her was wearing a long red and yellow skirt embroidered with phoenix patterns, and her eyes were shining with smart luster, which was very good-looking.
At the same time, it also has a unique fragrance.
"You all stay outside first, and I'm going to listen to the holy monk preach the scriptures."
"Yes, Queen."
The maids slowly retreated and stood guard outside the temple door.
"Holy monk, the little girl's head is hurting again."
"Queen Mother, this listening to Buddhist scriptures is a palliative rather than a cure, so it's better to go to the imperial doctor and try it."
Li Xingyun is also very distressed about this, you said that instead of Tang Sanzang's identity, it is just a matter of preaching in the monk's temple every day.
The queen mother is also going to come over to trouble him.
Look at the days that have passed.
It simply played 996 to the fullest.
"Alas, don't mention those quacks, I see them now that they are all annoying, they can't cure anything, they will only ask the emperor for credit, they are all a bunch of rice buckets."
"Maybe one day, they will all be dragged down and beheaded."
The queen dragged him forward.
The two sat down on a large golden round cushion and sat cross-legged in front of a huge Buddha statue.
"The queen mother must remember not to say such things in front of the Buddha, taboo!"
"Oops, look I forgot about it for a while." But soon she forgot about it, and instead said in advance: "Holy monk, don't keep the queen's mother, the queen's mother's call, so many lives, after all, you and my emperor have already married as righteous brothers."
"The holy monk still calls me Mei Niang."
"This ...... It's not good, after all, it's a great disrespect to Your Majesty."
Li Xingyun pretended to be embarrassed, as if such a thing was difficult for him to speak.
Then the queen mother stretched out her finger to block his mouth: "Eh, if you call it, you can call it, Mei Niang will listen to it kindly."
"Queen...... Mei Niang, then the poor monk has begun to teach the Buddhist scriptures now, please sit down."
"Good, good." Wu Meiniang smiled and nodded, those eyes were like peach blossom eyes, with aura, if ordinary people would be fascinated by this.
But Li Xingyun was unmoved, closed his eyes, and began to recite the scriptures silently in his mouth.
After all, he didn't just replace Tang Sanzang, but all the Buddhist scriptures that Tang Sanzang mastered were transferred into his mind.
The proficiency is no less than that of the original.
If he opens the altar and receives the law, he will not be false at all.
It's still easy to catch.
However, as the queen's mother, Wu Meiniang did not put all her thoughts on the content of the Buddhist scriptures she preached.
Instead, he stared at Li Xingyun with all his heart.
Look at the eyes, nose, eyebrows, red lips.
Tender meat with fine skin.
Wu Meiniang was immersed in such a state, just like seeing a girl in her heart.
I feel like I'm guilty of nymphomania.
Li Xingyun didn't know about this.
After all, as long as she opened her eyes, this Wu Meiniang reacted instantly, pretending to listen carefully.
When Li Xingyun closed his eyes again and recited the Buddhist scriptures, Wu Meiniang found another opportunity.
Although the holy monk has now married the emperor as brothers with different surnames.
But that doesn't stop you from appreciating the people in front of you.
The voices in my ears were not heard in the slightest.
I just watched it stupidly.
So much so that I don't know how long it has been, but when Wu Meiniang came back to her senses, she found that Li Xingyun was looking at her helplessly.
For a while, he blushed shyly.
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"Holy monk, I was thinking about something just now, and I was listening very carefully."
"Well, the poor monk believes."
Why do you always feel that Tang Taizong Li Shimin, his eldest brother who sworn to worship has a green head.
is so relieved to put his wife in the temple.
Is it just because Tang Sanzang is a monk?
But now he is him, Tang Sanzang is Tang Sanzang, and it is no longer the same.
He didn't dare to guarantee that the other party would be able to stick to the bottom line if he went a little too far.
After all, this Wu Meiniang is comparable to a stunner in the world.
I don't know if the clothes I wore were deliberately dressed up, and even the career ditch could be seen.
Li Xingyun even deliberately looked away several times, otherwise he really couldn't stand it.
"That Mei Niang, are you feeling better now? Do you still have headaches?"
"Hey, there's one more point, why don't you read it for a while, maybe it'll be good to wait."
"Okay girl."
With this great beauty by his side, Li Xingyun didn't reject it too much.
Compared to staying with the bald donkeys on weekdays, the current situation is better.
Dozens of minutes later, Wu Meiniang still found all kinds of excuses to stay here and was unwilling to leave.
Instead, I chatted with him.
Interesting stories about the palace, foreign tributes, and the appointment and dismissal of officials have all been told.
From time to time, his fingers ran over his hand.
This woman really understands it too well.
These techniques are simply perfect.
But who is he?
He has a lot of daughters-in-law, and after experiencing the world, he naturally won't fall under Wu Meiniang's means so easily.
However, it is enough to see how good Tang Sanzang's concentration should be, and he can resist this temptation without experiencing Hongchen.
According to his memory, although Tang Sanzang was a monk, he was indeed moved by Wu Meiniang and other daughters.
But it can firmly suppress the thoughts that shouldn't be.
It's awesome!
Almost an hour later, Wu Meiniang got up and prepared to leave.
Naturally, she didn't dare to leave the palace for too long, otherwise it would be difficult to explain to the saint.
Li Xingyun got up to see him off, and walked out of the door, Wu Meiniang reluctantly waved goodbye, and agreed to come to him next time she had something.
Mother, you're still too naΓ―ve.
It is estimated that it will not be long before King Tang will send him to the western sky.
In the dead of night.
In the silent palace, I saw Tang Taizong Li Shimin, who was dressed in a golden dragon robe, lying quietly on the bed.
Suddenly, a phantom figure floated out.
Slowly drifted outward, and finally disappeared in a fog.
When the phantom reappeared, it came to a very strange and dark place, and there were eerie wails everywhere.
All of his peers floated, and they couldn't see their feet on the ground walking.
These are all in a hurry like him.
Tang Taizong Li Shimin didn't understand why he appeared here.
I wanted to say hello to my peers, but I didn't get an answer, and then I involuntarily followed them.
After a long journey, the black earth and the pale sky lingered in the mist.
I don't know how long it took.
A wide river appeared in front of me.
The river, however, was dark green, and there were several wooden boats on it, and several people in black coats were waving at them.
"Everyone, on your way!"
Li Shimin only felt extremely gloomy, and he wanted to escape.
But when he heard this voice, it was even more difficult to control himself, and he involuntarily got on the wooden boat, rocking, and other people like him stood quietly around.
Not a word.
Even the man in black who was ferrying the oars was silent, staring straight ahead, as if trying to find a way out of the fog.
I don't know how long it took, but they finally got ashore and continued to walk forward, and a wooden bridge appeared in the distance, but the wooden bridge was very crowded, and many of them were even squeezed into the yellow water
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It was washed away and drowned, and it was completely lifeless.
Li Shimin couldn't help but sweat for himself, just as he was about to walk towards the bridge.
The scenery in front of him suddenly changed, and a large group of "people" appeared with black and blood-red breath all over their bodies.
He, the king of kings, Tian Khan, recognized these people in an instant.
He saw the enemies who had died at his hands in the past, the traitors of sixty-four smoke and dust, and the spirits of seventy-two grass thieves, all of whom were in the way in front of the bridge.
"I didn't expect the esteemed Heavenly Khan to have this day!"
"Hahaha, I'll just say, what about the emperor's old son, it's not any different from ordinary lonely ghosts when he dies."
"Emperor Lao'er, do you remember us?"
Seeing these individuals, after all, he was also a heavenly khan, and he quickly calmed down.
"It's just a defeat, where is this, and why are you here?"
"Haha, this emperor is so old that he doesn't even know that he is dead, this is the Nine Hells of Dead City!"
"See, the bridge in front of you is the Nai He Bridge." The leader of the soul pointed extremely arrogantly, and his eyes were full of meaning.
"How can a widow die? The outnumbered have no borders, how can you be compared to the defeated of your men!"
"Cut, this emperor is still talking about dreams here, thinking that he is in the world. Brothers, kill him for me."
The black-pressed soul swarmed up: "With us, when the emperor is old, you don't want to be reincarnated, just be a lonely ghost here for the rest of your life!" Or be our brother's ration, haha!"
"Someone!"
Li Shimin called out loudly, but he never saw a personal guard appear.
At this moment, he finally panicked, but he still straightened up, just as these spirits were about to attack him.
A black ink pen swept through the air.
Easily flew these black-pressed souls out.
All of them fell in front of the Nai He Bridge, and some of them even fell directly into the yellow river and were drowned silently.
"Phew! This judge is here, and you are waiting for Hugh to run rampant!"
He wore a black gauze hat on his head and a blood-red coat.
As soon as this person appeared, the flying brush easily solved the more than 100 souls with three strokes and five divisions, and asked his subordinates to escort them back to wait for processing.
Then he walked up to Li Shimin and looked up and down.
"You are the current emperor of the world, Tang Taizong Li Shimin?"
"It's the widow. This hero is in charge here?" For his skills, Li Shimin naturally looks at him differently, judging from the temperament he exudes, his ability is definitely not small.
"Below is the judge of this Nine Hidden Places, you can call me Judge Cui, in charge of some affairs in this vain city."
"Judge Cui, the widow's lifespan is obviously still long, why did he come down to this netherworld so quickly?"
"Emperor Tang doesn't have to worry about it, he is here for this matter."
"Oh." It seems that there is really a way here, after all, only your own body is clear.
There is usually no serious illness, and there is no short-lived appearance, so it is definitely strange to come to this underworld.
Li Shimin quietly waited for his statement.
According to Judge Cui's next explanation, it was he who launched the Xuanwumen Rebellion, which led to the tragic death of many unjust souls.
Under this layer of grievances, the soul finally left the body and was dragged into the Nine Secluded Mansion.
And Judge Cui has already vouched for the Tang Emperor and the King of Yama, promising to return the soul, but then he will hold a "water and land puja" to surpass the souls who died tragically because of the Xuanwu Gate change.
From this, Li Shimin finally figured it out, and immediately urged Judge Cui to return his soul quickly, he didn't want to stay in this ghost place, and he didn't even want to stay here for a second.
Judge Cui naturally readily agreed.
After a successful resurrection.
Getting up from the bed, Li Shimin looked around and saw a piece of paper left by the urging officer, on which were written the words "Water and Land Festival", and realized that everything that happened just now was not a dream.
But I also feel like I can't come back to this world
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than the rejoicing.
As everyone knows, Li Shimin has approached the "trap" they set step by step.
So by the next day, the whole imperial city was busy.
An urgent court meeting was convened to discuss the holding of a land and water festival.
The change in Xuanwumen has always been a pain for His Majesty today, and many gods below naturally dare not mention it.
But now His Majesty is bringing up the old thing in front of them, and the reason why the conference is held is also to allow those souls to be exceeded.
Most of these ministers are also supportive of this, and only a few are opposed.
In the afternoon of the next day, Li Xingyun was urgently summoned to the palace to meet Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.
In the end, he was given the important task of opening the altar to preach the Dharma.
The westward journey is finally about to begin.
Two days later, Li Xingyun sat on the stage and recited the "Sutra of Life and Death" for a while, talked about the "Anbang Tianbao Seal" for a while, and preached the "Persuasion Exercise Scroll" for a while.
In the distance, the old monk Guanyin pretended to appear, stepped forward, patted the treasure platform, and shouted, "That monk, you can only talk about the Hinayana teachings, but can you talk about the Mahayana?"
The fish has finally taken the bait!
Li Xingyun pretended to bow modestly to the two of them: "The poor monk will not."
Guanyin pretended to be an old monk and said, "You Hinayana teachings cannot exalt the dead, but only the vulgar and light; I have the Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang, which can transcend the dead and ascend to heaven, overcome the suffering of others, cultivate immeasurable longevity, and be able to do nothing."
While they were talking, a Sixiang inspector hurriedly played Tang Huang and said, "The master was talking about the wonderful law, and he was torn off by two scabies wandering monks and talking nonsense."
The king ordered to capture ......
Caught in the hall, Guanyin opened his mouth and explained, "Your master is talking about the Hinayana teachings, and the dead cannot ascend to heaven. I have the Mahayana Dharma Three Tibets, and I can survive death and suffering, and my life will not be broken."
Taizong Zhengse was overjoyed and asked, "Where is your Mahayana Dharma?"
"In the Daxi Tianzhu National University Leiyin Temple, where my Buddha came, I can solve the knot of a hundred grievances and eliminate the disaster without vain."
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