"Slow down, slow down!" 穱

"Don't pull my clothes!"

"My clothes are torn, I want you to pay for it, believe it or not!"

"Help! This man wants to rob me in broad daylight! Come and save me, everyone! ”

Zou Shuren shouted like this, and was dragged by Li Ye all the way to a coffee shop across the road from the halogen shop.

"Excuse me." Li Ye nodded to the reception lady standing at the door, "Please give me two cups of coffee, a sweetened cappuccino, and an unsweetened espresso." ”

"Okay." The receptionist walked over to the coffee bar, "Sir, please wait." ”

"Reception lady, please wait!" Zou Shuren shouted to stop her, "Didn't you see it! This man wants to rob me! How can you still be so calm! "Boom

The reception lady blinked her eyes twice, looked at Li Ye again, covered her small mouth and chuckled, "Hahaha... Little brother, you are really joking, the clothes that this gentleman wears are very expensive just by looking at the material, how can he rob you who are wearing a bargain clothes that look like a treasure. ”

Zou Shuren's eyes gradually lost their highlights, and then they turned red again, and shouted at the reception lady to kill, "I*! The service attitude is so bad! I'm going to complain about you! ”

"I'm the owner of this shop, do you want to continue to complain about me? Also, please pay attention to the quality of the little brother and don't swear. The reception lady bent down and smiled at him, then bowed her head to Li Ye and walked into the coffee table.

“tomato！” Zou Shuren was so angry that he gritted his teeth, "Dead Shencheng people!" Discriminate against outsiders, right? Just like the people of Kyoto! ”

"Don't engage in stereotypes, regional blackness, and partial generalizations." Li Ye said, pulling his clothes to a relatively remote corner and sitting down.

After sitting down, Zou Shuren slumped back in his chair, his eyes half-open and half-narrowed, and he said weakly: "Doctor Li... Did you know I'm still working? If you do this, I'll definitely be scolded by the boss when I go back..."

"You deserve it." Li Ye commented in a dull tone. 穱

"Hey, hey, hey, is there a mistake, you've been bothering me, why did you become what I deserved?"

"You didn't lie to me last time, I'll come back to you again?"

"Uh..." Zou Shuren was so blocked by this sentence that he couldn't refute it, and then said in a convincing voice: "I really didn't lie to you, you can't doubt me because of a little trivial detail." ”

Li Ye didn't speak, just stared at him with his dark eyes.

Zou Shuren was uncomfortable stared at by him, and turned his head, but he was still unwilling to let go.

The two of them were at a standoff for several minutes.

"Both." The hostess came over with a tray of coffee and dessert and placed it on the table in front of the two of them, "Your sweetened cappuccinos and unsweetened espresso." "Boom

Zou Shuren reached out to get the cappuccino.

Li Ye's eyes were quick, he grabbed it in front of him and took it, and then said without being salty or indifferent: "This cup is mine, and the espresso is yours." ”

"Sir, please slow down." The reception lady held the tray in her arms and stepped back step by step.

After the reception lady left, Zou Shuren looked at the cup of black-brown liquid in front of him, twisted his mouth, hugged his hands, and simply stopped drinking.

Li Ye picked up the cup containing the cappuccino with one hand and took a sip, and with the other hand held the fork on the small dessert given, "Do you know?" As long as the two thumbs are not broken, the other eight fingers will only be judged as minor injuries. ”

How could Zou Shuren not know what he meant, his face suddenly became as white as the ceiling, "No... Dr. Lee... Didn't you say you wouldn't hit someone..."

"Don't you know me?" 穱

"What do you mean?"

Li Ye stretched out his index finger and pointed it at himself, "I'm a person who loves to lie the most. ”

"So..."Zou Shuren still had a hint of expectation, and asked tentatively: "So... Trying to maim me lied to me? ”

"Nope." Li Ye shook his head, "It's a lie to you to say that you don't beat people." ”

Zou Shuren was silent for a moment, his hands propped on the table, trying to pull his legs out and escape from this place of right and wrong.

"You can give it a try." Li Ye played with the fork in his hand, "But I want to remind you that if you want to leave this shop, you must pass through me, guess if I will stick the fork into your thigh muscles when you pass by me?" ”

Zou Shuren finally became honest, his face was full of crying and mourning expressions, "Doctor Li... You're breaking the law by doing that..."

"Do you think I still care about that?"

“… What the hell do you want..."

"Drink the coffee."

"Huh?"

Li Ye raised his eyes, tapped the cup containing the espresso twice with a fork, and repeated what he had just said, "Drink the coffee." ”

Bite! Bite!

The fork and the cup collided with each other, making a crisp sound, which also made Zou Shuren's heart tremble. 穱

Glancing at Li Ye with an indifferent face, his fingers trembled so much that he hooked the ears of the cup, his heart was crossed, and he raised his head and took a sip of this cup of coffee, which was so bitter just by hearing the name.

Yes... Sure enough...

"It's so bitter... It's so bitter... It's more bitter than my life..."Zou Shuren stuck out his tongue, and his face was bitter green.

"How does it taste?" Li Ye is selectively deaf.

"It's so bad..."

"That's right."

"You... Dr. Lee... Can I stop drinking..."

"Nope."

"Can I add sugar then..."

"Nope."

Li Ye's cold-blooded and ruthless refusal like iron and stone made Zou Shuren want to cry without tears.

Zou Shuren... Zou Shuren...

Why are you so unlucky...

It's okay to be scolded by readers... Also so threatened and humiliated by this guy... 穱

I really want to find a piece of tofu and hit it headlong...

Of course, there is no tofu in the coffee shop, and Zou Shuren is definitely not a person who will kill himself, he has the feeling of enduring humiliation like Fan Ju thousands of years ago, and drinks the coffee in three parts.

"Hah..."

After drinking three sips, Zou Shuren was already so bitter that his eyes were blurred and he was delirious.

"Hiccup..."He burped bitterly again and said to Li Ye, "Doctor Li, I'm done drinking." ”

"Hmm." Li Ye bowed slightly, "Then have another drink." ”

"What!?" Zou Shuren was dumbfounded. 穱

"Don't worry, I'm in for a treat, and I don't have to pay for it."

"It's not! Is it a question of who pays! ”

"Then you pay."

“…”

"Oops...," Zou Shuren let out a wail, leaning back in his chair, rubbing his hands over his face, "Doctor Li... What the hell do you want to do... Is it interesting to torture me like this..."

"Interesting." Li Ye replied immediately.

Zou Shuren's eyelids jumped. 穱

"Gives you three options." Li Ye brought the topic back on track, "The first choice, drink coffee, drink until this store closes; The second option is to be poked a few times by me with a fork, and I will stab you a few times for as many days as I have been in that world; The third option, I ask you a question, you have to answer me truthfully, if I find out that there is a lie, then I will default to your choice of the second choice. ”

Zou Shuren was so weak that he took off the hand on his face, and sighed heavily, "Alas... Okay, okay... I'll pick the third one..."

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