Chapter 78, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger
Bai Zhou thought to himself, why do you ask my master, how can I have a master.
She replied honestly: "I learned all my skills from my grandfather, and I don't have any sects, my grandfather is just an ordinary person who runs a shroud shop." ”
I believe you're a ghost!
Master Zhou scolded in his heart, and the little girl's mouth was quite strict.
It is estimated that the children of the hermit family or the hermit sect came out to practice.
As for the shroud shop, it's just a tool to disguise your identity.
He didn't break it down, but just smiled slightly: "Daoyou is young and intelligent, this trick of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is really admirable." ”
He turned his head sideways and said to Zhou Sheng: "Learn a little!" Don't babble in the future, half a jar of water jingles! If you don't understand anything, you dare to talk nonsense here. ”
Zhou Sheng was so scolded by him that he couldn't raise his head.
Bai Zhou looked confused.
When did I pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? Didn't I say at the beginning that I could make heavenly clothes?
These people always like to think too much, and it seems that this pair of masters and apprentices are not very smart.
Wu Jing'an also looked confused, and it took a long time before he tentatively spoke: "Master Zhou, this heavenly robe...... No problem? ”
"Of course no problem!" Master Zhou said, "With this heavenly robe, tonight's ceremony will definitely be successful, and it can also ensure that your Wu family is rich for at least five generations." ”
I said before that three generations of wealth are actually watery, and it would be good to continue for one or two more generations, but it may not be successful.
Now that there is a spiritual weapon on the heavenly clothes, the Wu family is about to take off!
The five generations are proper, if their own fortune is a little stronger, it will not be a problem to continue for a few more generations.
He sighed and said, "Mr. Wu, I used to calculate for you, saying that your luck is very low, and you only have a slight chance to turn around tonight, if you miss it, the future is hopeless." ”
"I originally thought it was tonight's funeral ceremony, but I didn't expect it to be on this fellow Daoist."
"She's a noble person in your family!"
Wu Jing'an's face was full of shock, he was stunned for a while, and hurriedly said: "Little girl, no, Boss Xiaobai, I offended a lot just now, please forgive me." ”
He paused, and then said, "As reparation, I will pay an extra 20,000 yuan." ”
Bai Zhou waved his hand and said: "Eighty thousand is eighty thousand, the rules of our Anle shroud shop, we can't temporarily increase the price, this is our reputation." ”
Wu Jing said secretly in peace of mind, there are still such businessmen in this world.
This girl is too honest, isn't she?
Master Zhou interrupted the two and said, "Mr. Wu, the time has come, it's time for the funeral, Bai Daoyou, I will ask you for help later." ”
Bai Zhou nodded: "This is my duty." ”
Funeral, in addition to sending sorrow, also has the meaning of comforting the deceased and blessing future generations, so there are so many rules in the funeral, and if you don't pay attention, you are likely to leave a disaster for future generations.
At the beginning of the funeral, the sound of suona sounded, and Master Zhou began to recite "Taishang Cave Xuanling Bao Tianzun Said to Save Suffering and Pull Out Sins", and overtook the dead.
There are many folk songs sung at funerals, such as Shonan's "Filial Piety Song Ten Gates", but most of them are folk tunes, which are different from this kind of famous and decent scriptures.
The sound of chanting scriptures is empty and far away, and the town seems to be even quieter.
"Please put on the clothes!" Zhou Sheng stood aside and said in a loud voice.
Bai Zhou sent the heavenly clothes to the spirit, hung them on the back of the chair, and the silk painting slowly unfolded.
At that moment, there was a flow of light on the silk painting, as if something was rising from the human world to the heavenly realm.
It was only for a second, but everyone was stunned.
The filial sons and grandsons of the Wu family were all standing behind Wu Jing'an, and someone whispered, "Have you seen it?" ”
"I saw it too."
"So it's not a hallucination?"
Wu Jing was excited, as if she had seen her family make a comeback and create brilliance.
But just as the streamer was about to enter the gate of heaven, the divine beast white tiger on both sides seemed to sense something, and suddenly showed a fierce light.
"Strange, is there something wrong with my eyes? I seem to see those two beasts move. ”
"I saw it too, it's weird......"
Before the words were finished, the two white tigers in the heavenly clothes really moved, they jumped up in unison, and swallowed the streamer into their stomachs in one gulp.
Then there was a snap and a raging fire.
Everyone was full of horror, especially Wu Jing'an, who hurriedly said, "Master Zhou, this, what's going on?" ”
Master Zhou also couldn't believe it: "No, I've never seen such a situation......"
"Is there something wrong with this heavenly robe?" There is a Wu family member who said in a low voice.
Everyone's eyes fell on Bai Zhou.
Bai Zhou frowned slightly and said: "There is no problem with the heavenly clothes, but there is a problem with the deceased!" ”
Hearing this, the people of the Wu family were furious.
"It's obvious that there is a problem with the heavenly clothes you made, and you actually put the responsibility on the old man who passed away!" A disciple of the Wu family shouted angrily, "Are you really a bully of our Wu family?" ”
Master Zhou's brows were tightly locked, he didn't know what was wrong, there was no similar record in the ancient books.
Even if the ceremony fails, the heavenly clothes will not burn.