Chapter 4 Shame and Shame
"Ladies and gentlemen, the little brother came from Buzhou Mountain, tired of traveling and driving, physically and mentally exhausted, and wanted to borrow a grass hut to rest for a night.
The crows crow cries in the middle of the night, and the black wind winds around the mountains.
Shen Lang covered his thin clothes and finally found a place to stay.
This place is a barren and barren mountain, and there is only this one withered grass shed within a radius of thousands of miles.
It's just that at this time, this dry straw shed has been occupied by several monks, and only one side of the stables still has two vacant seats.
Shen Lang couldn't understand their cultivation, so he didn't dare to pretend to be a big deal, and in the spirit of reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, he licked his face and came forward to say hello.
Those monks were originally vigilant when they heard this, but after seeing Shen Lang's mana fluctuation quenching realm, they gradually relaxed.
One of the obese middle-aged Taoists immediately flicked his sleeves and said disdainfully: "Hmph! Sycophants, find a place to rest yourself. ”
"Hey! Okay, good, little brother once again wishes all the big guys to soar, sit on the magic weapon like a mountain, break through the shackles like a wild horse and get off the reins all the way. ”
After saying a few good words again, Shen Lang walked quickly to the stable, found some dry straw and spread it on the wooden board, and prepared to lie down and rest.
At this time, the fat Taoist suddenly said: "Boy, come over first and wash our feet and beat our backs, Lao Tzu has been chasing that spirit beast for two days and two nights, but Lao Tzu is tired, and now that he has caught that beast, he can relax and relax." ”
As soon as Shen Lang heard this, an old face suddenly darkened.
scolded in my heart: Li Niang, ask Lao Tzu to wash your feet and beat your back? Treat me Shen someone as a turtle in a brothel? I'm going to push your lungs, is this going to force Lao Tzu to be mad?
"What are you doing in a daze? Didn't you hear what Lao Tzu said? ”
The obese Taoist priest saw Shen Lang standing motionless in place, and immediately shouted angrily.
Shen Lang was startled, hurriedly forced out the smiling face, then picked up the basin and drew a basin of water, and began to wash the man's feet.
While washing Shen Lang, he also smiled and said, "Daxian, don't be angry, I lost my mind just now." ”
"Well, Ben Xian sees that you kid is quite clever, and intends to cultivate you, as long as you serve Ben Xian well, you will have great benefits."
"Hehehe... The little brother thanked the immortal chief for his promotion. ”
Shen Lang forced a smile, but he scolded the other party's ancestor in his heart.
But the so-called heroes don't suffer immediate losses, and the big husband must be able to bend and stretch.
In the past, Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch, and now there is a national football team that is humiliated by the refund of the ticket, and he is just washing his feet and beating his back, why is there any injustice?
After comforting himself, Shen Lang no longer felt guilty.
"Hahaha...... Oh my gosh, what's going on? A dignified great monk of the Imperial Qi Realm is actually washing the feet of a little monk of the Spirit Gathering Realm? It's really Miss Ben's dog eyes, hahaha...... No, Miss Ben is going to die of laughter. ”
Shen Lang was rubbing his feet with a depressed heart, when suddenly a woman's voice came from the roof.
Hearing this, everyone was shocked, and immediately got up and looked at the eaves with a vigilant face.
On the eaves, a beautiful girl was hanging upside down at this time, covering her belly, laughing and trembling.
Everyone was now stunned by the woman who suddenly appeared, and they were looking at her with a wary face, completely forgetting what the girl had said earlier.
Only the fat Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and then turned his head to look at Shen Lang on the side with some difficulty, and saw that he had not come back to his senses, so he slowly moved his steps, retreated silently behind him, and disappeared into the night in the blink of an eye.
"Little girl, who the hell are you? Why are you tracking us? ”
A thin old monk glared angrily, then flipped his right hand, took out a cyan big seal magic weapon, and was about to fight the girl.
The other two were the same, their palms lit up, summoned their magic weapons, and waited for them with a stern face.
It's just that the girl didn't pay attention to these people at all, and was still there laughing.
After a long time of tea, she stopped laughing, then turned over, and then sat on the grass mound next to her, looked at Shen Lang and asked curiously: "I said that you are a great monk of the Qi Realm, why are you being called by these scum here?" also fetched water for others to wash their feet, and you are the first one since the beginning of the world. ”
"What? Imperial Qi Realm? ”
When the three monks heard this again, they immediately came back to their senses, and they all looked at the young man beside them with shocked expressions.
And the latter is confused at the moment, followed by ten faces confused, a hundred faces confused, a thousand faces confused, and ten thousand faces confused.
"Your sister...... It's a shame to lose a lot of hair. ”
Shen Lang finally understood, his own cultivation was much more powerful than these old guys!
It's embarrassing to home.
"The dead fat Taoist priest of the dog day, Lao Tzu ......"
Shen Lang gritted his teeth and turned around to settle accounts with the fat Taoist priest, but that guy had already disappeared, where could he find it?
Therefore, Shen Lang, who was angry, sprinkled his stomach with his anger on the three accomplices of the fat Taoist.
He didn't know any spells and swordsmanship, and he didn't have any murderous intentions, so he just picked up a thick wooden stick nearby and chased the three people for a violent beating.
For a time, the whole mountain was full of chickens and dogs.
"You three old bastards, relying on the old and selling the old, disrespecting the old, and not being ashamed, you dare to fool the young master to wash your feet and beat your back, do you say that you should be beaten?"
Shen Lang held a stick in one hand and pointed at the three monks who had been beaten with blue noses and swollen faces with the other, and scolded.
As for the mysterious girl, she laughed from beginning to end, and she almost lost her breath.
An old monk who was beaten into a pig's head said with a bitter face: "Little brother, you have wronged us too much, the three of us didn't call you to help us wash our feet and beat our backs, it was all made by the fat man just now, but it's none of our business." ”
"Still quibbling, the dead fat man is with you, he has run away now, and you naturally have to bear the consequences for him."
Shen Lang was furious.
But the monk said with a sad face: "Brother, no, Immortal Chief, you have really wronged us, we don't know that guy at all, we just met in Pingshui and spent the night here together." ”
"What? You're not in the same league as him? ”
Before Shen Lang could speak, the girl on the side suddenly turned dark.
The three of them all nodded again and again when they heard this.
The girl suddenly stomped her foot and scolded: "This cunning dead fat man actually played tricks with Miss Ben, so that I have to peel off a layer of skin for me to catch him." ”
At the end of the sentence, the girl looked at the three of them again and asked, "Do you three know that guy caught a little white fox?" ”
"White fox? I don't know, when I was chatting just now, I only knew that the man had been chasing a fierce beast for two days and two nights, and as for what kind of beast it was, the fat man didn't say. ”
The old monk looked dazed.
Shen Lang glanced at the three of them, and could only sigh helplessly.
This dumb man has eaten for nothing at a loss.
The girlish stamped her foot again, and then turned to chase the fat man.
It's just that suddenly she remembered something again, and immediately turned to Shen Lang and smiled: "Hey, what's your name?" Which division is it from? No, you shouldn't have a teacher, right? Otherwise, he wouldn't have been tricked by a guy from the Spirit Gathering Realm. ”
Shen Lang's old face turned red, and he was a little embarrassed and said: "I really don't have a teacher, I don't know what the realm is, and I hope the girl will give me advice." ”
The girl in white glanced at Shen Lang up and down, and suddenly said in surprise: "How old are you this year?" ”
Shen Lang thought for a while and replied, "Uh...... I was twenty-six years old when I came, and I had been cultivating in the mountains for ten years, so I should be thirty-six now. ”
"I'll ...... Really? It's only been ten years of cultivation to become a Great Qi Realm cultivator? ”
The girl in white was shocked.
Shen Lang was a little surprised.
Could it be that the Imperial Qi Realm is already very powerful in the Flood World?
The three monks huddled in the corner all looked at Shen Lang like ghosts, and an inexplicable look of pity flashed in their eyes.
It's just that Shen Lang didn't notice the expressions of the three of them, and just asked curiously: "Listening to the girl's meaning, is the Imperial Qi Realm already very powerful?" How is it better than the three Qing Daozu? ”
"Sanqing Dao Ancestor? What do you think? Penance has broken the brain? Sanqing Dao Ancestor is an existence standing on the top of the desolate world, you are compared to them are ants and dragons, how can words describe the gap? ”
The girl in white looked at Shen Lang like a stupid hat.
When someone said this, Shen Lang was also embarrassed and smiled.
It's really a bit too self-conscious to say this.
The girl in white looked at him again, hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Hey, boy, I don't think you are pretending, this girl has the heart to introduce you to join me to cross the heavenly gate, are you willing?" ”
"Crossing the Heavenly Gate? Are you a person who crosses the Gate of Heaven? ”
The girl in white didn't wait for Shen Lang to answer as soon as she finished speaking, but the three people in the corner were instantly shocked.
In the entire Great Yan Kingdom, the strength of the Heavenly Gate is known to everyone, not only are there several Heavenly Immortals in the Gate all year round, but it is also rumored that there is an immortal Dayan Heavenly Immortal in the Heavenly Gate.
If it was in the mid-flood struggle 10,000 years ago, the Great Yan Heavenly Immortal might only be regarded as the mainstay.
And at the end of today's flood famine, the saint is reincarnated, the gods and demons are hidden, and there has been no saint in the flood world for thousands of years.
There are even rumors that in the future, no one will be able to become a saint, let alone a great sage, and even a small sage will become a swan song.
Therefore, the Great Luo Golden Immortal is the pinnacle, and the existence of the Great Yan Heavenly Immortal, as the second only to the Great Luo Golden Immortal and the ordinary Golden Immortal, is enough to deter one side.
What's more, the Dao system of this Tianmen is very complicated, and Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism, demons, gods and demons can all join, which also creates a peculiar phenomenon, and I feel that offending the Tianmen is like offending all the tribes of the flood wilderness.
However, Shen Lang didn't understand this.
After listening to the girl's proposal, he thought about it and felt that it was necessary for him to find a sect to study the cultivation system of the flood wilderness well, so as not to have this kind of oolong incident in the future.