Chapter 10 The Old Village Chief's Wine
"Hey... Since you have joined the Baotianfeng lineage, you are naturally the disciple of the master and the junior brother of this girl, why is it okay? ”
Zhou Min glared at Shen Lang with an angry expression.
Xuqingzi and Zen also have old faces.
Why is this kid so hard to clean up? It's a fucking hard bone.
Shen Lang waved his hand and said with a smile: "The apprentice is to serve tea and water, and it is the right way to perform three kneels and nine bows, and I just visited a few ancestors, and I did not bow to your master and the two, so naturally they are not their disciples, and they are just monks in the god transformation period, they are a realm higher than me, and after I break through to the god transformation realm two years later, what will they teach me?" If I reach the Realm of Returning to the Void in five years, will I not be able to teach them as a disciple? Therefore, I can only promise to become a person of Baotian Peak, but I can't become your disciple. ”
In fact, Shen Lang did not worship them as teachers because of the low level of cultivation of the two Xuqingzi, but because the old man had sternly warned him not to have too close relations with any sect after entering the flood wilderness, so as not to contaminate himself with some cause and effect, and it would be difficult to get it at that time.
It's just that he naturally can't tell them these things, so he can only find a reason to prevaricate.
Kiyoko touched her goatee and fell into deep thought.
The short monk Zen touched his big belly and gradually narrowed his eyes.
The atmosphere was a little stiff.
As soon as Zhou Min saw it, he was about to open his mouth to resolve the stiff atmosphere, but at this time, the two of them glanced at each other, and then said with a smile: "Hahaha...... It's okay, it's okay, so let's call me Uncle Liang in the future, this request is not too much, right? ”
Shen Lang shrugged his shoulders and said that he didn't care.
Zhou Min secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the two masters didn't turn their faces with Shen Lang, otherwise, Bao Tianfeng's pulse would really be over.
More than ten years ago, he could have shouldered this big responsibility, but now it is no longer possible.
Because more than ten years ago, when she was about to break through to the Void Realm, she used the pill given by some people's 'kindness', and since then, her muscles and veins have been damaged, and the foundation of the Great Dao has suffered serious and irreversible damage, if there is no miracle in this life, she may only be able to wander in the Imperial Qi Realm until she dies.
Therefore, the only hope of Bao Tianfeng's lineage can only be pinned on Shen Lang.
After solving the matter of identity and status, Shen Lang looked at the two of them, and immediately stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "Two senior uncles, since I am now a person from Baotian Peak, can you give me a few immortal cheats to practice first?" ”
"Nope."
Xu Qingzi answered directly and simply, and then turned around and left.
Zen also yawned, and said to himself: "Hey, this person is easy to get sleepy when he is old, the poor monk will go to sleep first, you two can cultivate on your own." ”
With that, the two of them smeared oil on the soles of their feet and slipped away.
Shen Lang's eyes widened, he looked at the closed wing room with a shocked face, and scolded in his heart: "Why the hell is it too fast?" The real master is led into the door, and the practice is vividly interpreted in the individual. ”
Looking at Shen Lang, who was full of depression, Zhou Min hesitated for a moment, but still stepped forward and said, "Senior Brother Shen, in fact, ...... The Great Master and the Second Master each have a book of supreme immortal law secrets, but they have never told anyone, including me, if you want, you can try to please them. ”
"Flattering?"
Shen Lang touched his chin, and then his eyes lit up, as if he had thought of something, and immediately asked, "Senior Sister Zhou, is there rice or sorghum on the mountain?" ”
"There is no rice, but there is some sorghum, what are you going to do?"
Zhou Min looked puzzled.
Shen Lang smiled mysteriously and said, "Of course it's winemaking." ”
Just do it, Shen Lang immediately followed Zhou Min to take more than 20 catties of sorghum, and then went to the back mountain to cut down some trees, built a wine-making utensil, and finally set up a wine-making platform.
At night.
The two of them slept for a day, and when they were hungry with their chests pressed against their backs, suddenly a rich aroma of wine wafted into the house.
And the rich aroma of wine is also a mouth-watering aroma of meat.
The two of them looked at each other, then quickly got up and ran out of the house, sniffed it, and then went straight to the back of the house.
A bright bonfire, two tree shelves more than a meter high, with a wooden stick crossed in the middle, on which was tied a roasted and sizzling golden oil pig.
The aroma of seducing the taste buds continued to emanate from it, but what made the two of them greedy and greedy was a wine jar placed next to the barbecue grill.
That's where the aroma that seduces the wine worm in their stomachs comes from.
"Two uncles, haven't you eaten yet? Would you like to try my craft? ”
Next to the barbecue grill, Shen Lang slowly rotated the golden oil pig while watching the two of them and laughing softly.
To deal with two drunkards, it is natural to use wine as a weapon, and the sorghum wine he brews is definitely unprecedented.
He had already tasted some of the wine of the two before, and the alcohol content of that wine would not exceed ten degrees at most, while his sorghum wine would be at least fifty degrees or more, unless they used their mana to resist it, otherwise, a bowl of stomach would ensure that they could not distinguish between the east and the west.
The two of them glanced at each other, and then immediately stepped forward, without saying a word, picked up a bowl of wine that Shen Lang had already poured, and opened their mouths to dry.
"Shhhhh
The two of them gasped at the same time, their expressions twisted, their throats tumbled again and again, and a feeling of pain and happiness swept through their bodies.
What kind of wine is this?
Isn't this wine too domineering?
Countless question marks arose in the hearts of the two at the same time.
Although in terms of cultivation, the two have never been able to get on the stage, but in terms of wine tasting, they call themselves the second in the entire Dutianmen, and no one dares to call them the first.
"Two uncles, you can't drink the wine I brew like this, you need to taste it, take small sips, just like me."
After that, Shen Lang also picked up the wine in front of him, took a sip gently, then took two sips, and finally let out a sigh of relief, and slowly put down the wine bowl.
When the two of them looked at it, they also drank it in the same way.
After drinking this, the two immediately tasted the fun.
At first, it was like a fire in the throat, then it was like an underwater belly, and finally it was like a warm current that traveled through the body.
That's the charm of sake.
It's just that Shen Lang's wine is more charming, and it even makes them a little difficult to extricate themselves.
"Come, two uncles, let's eat meat while drinking, and try the barbecue I made."
After saying that, Shen Lang immediately tore off a leg from the Golden Oil Pig and handed it to the two.
Liao Chan tore off a large piece of meat, took a bite and said with a mouth full of oil: "Senior nephew, this meat is quite good, especially this wine is delicious." ”
Shen Lang smiled and said, "That's nature, my wine is unique in the whole wilderness." ”
Xu Qingzi on the side picked up the wine bowl and took another sip, and began to sigh and ask, "By the way, Senior Nephew Shen, do you have a name for this wine?" How can such a delicious and fragrant wine have a resounding name, right? ”
Shen Lang smiled and said: "This wine is called the old village chief, and it was brewed by a village chief in the village where I used to be, so the name of the old village chief wine is a recognition of the old village chief." ”
"The old village chief's wine? Well! At first glance, it seems a little vulgar, but when you taste it, there is another artistic conception, and Lao Dao likes it very much. ”
Xuqingzi praised again and again.
"Senior Sister Zhou, let's have two drinks together?"
Shen Lang looked at Zhou Min on the side and asked softly.
However, Zhou Min shook his head, saying that he only wanted to eat meat and didn't want to drink.
After another three rounds, Shen Lang didn't seem to be enough to look at the two of them, so he immediately thought about it, picked up a few stones from the ground and made dice, and then made a few more dice, looked at the two Xuqingzi, and said with a smile: "Two uncles, it's not interesting to just drink wine and eat meat, why don't we play games?" ”
"Oh? How to play? ”
Xuqingzi asked curiously.
Shen Lang picked up a dice, put three dice into it, and said: "The three of us each have a pair of dice, shake it and check the specific number by ourselves, and then blindly guess the other party's number, and then say the number of answers, if it is correct, the other party drinks, if the mistake is to drink by yourself, for example, you shake out three twos, then you can guess how many twos there are in the numbers I shake, at this time you can shout four twos or five twos, the higher the number of shouts, the more dangerous, understand?" ”
Shen Lang explained the rules of the game to a few people in detail, and then tried it with them a few times.
After a while, the two finally figured out the rules and began to argue with Shen Lang.
"I'll do it too."
It didn't take long for Zhou Min to come over curiously.
"Four-six."
"Five-five."
"Six-two."
"Drink!"
……
After a while, the entire Baotian Peak was filled with all kinds of digital sounds, and the sound was so loud that it seemed to be audible within a radius of ten miles, causing the people of the other peaks to shake their heads and frown.
The next morning, when the morning sun was rising, Shen Lang picked up the two cheats on the table and stuffed them into his arms with a smile.
"Don't go, fight until dawn."
Zhou Min's slurred words came from behind him, Shen Lang looked back, and immediately shook his head helplessly and sighed: "Hey! Since then, Bao Tianfeng has one more drunkard, guilty of sin! ”
No longer staying, Shen Lang's mind moved, and he escaped directly into the Black Pole Purgatory, ready to start practicing these two secret art immortal methods.
A swordsmanship, a sword.
The name of the swordsmanship is "The Wind and the Clouds", which is a high-strength sword book with softness and strength.
The knife technique is called "Climbing the Tower and Breaking the Moon", and it is a powerful secret technique based on fierceness and domineering.
I have to say that the world is so big that it is really a coincidence, but I didn't expect that Xuqingzi and Zen would be one with a sword and the other with a knife.
These two cheats are simply tailor-made for themselves.