The seventy-third episode of Zhun Ti Huang Sandouzui, two sluts killed

Let's say that the tiger and wolf passed, Zheng Lun went out, and saw that he was going to behead Yuan Futong and quell the rebellion of the princes of Beihai Seventy-two Road, but a strange Taoist broke out and waved Zheng Lun down, which is really a bull fork!

The man captured Zheng Lun, smiled, walked to the front of the two armies, took a look, stared at Lao Huang on the wooden cart, and smiled: "That kid on the wooden cart, come up, I have something to say!"

In front of hundreds of thousands of horses and horses, in front of dozens of generals, no one was looking for this person, staring at Lao Huang at a glance, and looking at Lao Huang tightly!

Looking at the evil smile on the face of the man, Lao Huang Tiansheng felt for the first time that he had become a fish on the chopping board.

"You Dao person, I don't look for you, you find me, hehe, come to rob a lust first!" Although Huang Shiren was drumming in his heart, a cheap smile appeared on his face, and he got off the wooden cart and came slowly.

"Brother Huang, be careful!" behind him, Daji was already worried.

"Well, look at Brother Huang and the others will show you something fun. Huang Shiren turned around and threw a wink at Daji.

A hundred steps away from the man, Huang Shiren stopped, and a pair of thief eyebrows and mouse eyes carefully observed. This person's outfit is really a fucking bag.

But see: Wearing Taoist robes, holding tree branches, the Eight Virtues Pond often preaches, the Seven Treasures Forest speaks the Three Vehicles, and the relics are often hung on the top, and there is no literature written in the hall. Drifting true Taoist, beautiful and strange, refining the western dwelling in the realm, cultivating eternal life and getting rid of dust. The lotus flower is infinitely wonderful, and the Western leader Daxian comes.

This thing is not easy to deal with! Huang Shiren gasped, and couldn't help but distort his old face.

"Niubi, you called me, fight, right!? Come on, let's do it, it will definitely make you cool and crooked. Lao Huang smiled, extremely indecent.

When the Taoist saw this goods, he was also happy, and he also laughed evilly: "No, no, this little Taoist friend, I call you, not to fight, but to show you a clear way, so that you can enjoy the blessings of eternity." ”

That demeanor and tone are really like strange Shu millet coaxing children to eat candy, so angry that Huang Shiren's nose is crooked.

Damn, this line should have been said by your grandfather, okay!?

Huang Shiren smiled: "It's really a good thing. Tell your grandfather about it. ”

When the Taoist heard this, he was not ashamed or annoyed, and said with a smile: "The poor Tao is destined for you, and I have come to enjoy the Western Elysium, and I will give a speech on the three vehicles, without hindrance, and achieve positive results.

This sentence made Huang Shiren scared out of the sky!

It's so familiar!

In the Romance of the Gods, almost no one who heard this said found this trick, and was sent to the West and obediently became a little monk under Buddhism!

Damn, who do I think it is, it turns out to be the second leader of the Western Sect, the first strange Shu Huang in the Romance of the Gods, and a quasi-Taoist who specializes in pit abduction and deception!

Damn! It's over, it's over today!

Lao Huang complained in his heart.

The most important thing is that this person's scheming is really the number one person in the war of the gods, with the power of one person, the exposition of the teachings, the interception of the teachings and even the Hongjun Taoist ancestors are kept in the dark, the two religions are blackened, the troubled waters are fishing, and many strong people have gone to the West, and he is the first murderer of the decline of the East after the Western Religion!

I'm rubbing, I've met an opponent!

Since he was born, Lao Huang's stomach is bad, who can be the enemy, in front of the quasi-Daoist, this bad and cheap ability, he is probably not an opponent.

Good old Huang, he knew that it was not good, but his face was a strong spirit, he smiled, and said loudly: "Who is my Dao, it turns out that I am the quasi-senior of the second sect leader of the Western Sect!"

"Hehe, boy, you have good eyes, you recognize me. The quasi-Daoist smiled slightly, and he recognized it.

"That's natural. Quasi-advanced saint cultivation, approachable, handsome and capable, the idol of thousands of girls in the world, how can I not know it?"

The 300,000 merchant troops behind him, especially Wen Zhong and the others, were frightened one by one!

The one in front of you turned out to be a saint!

No wonder Yuan Futong's baby is so powerful!

I am afraid that this rebellion will not be able to be stopped.

The quasi-Daoist took a step forward, stared at Huang Shiren, and said with a smile: "I see Xiaoyou's extraordinary temperament, intelligence and exquisiteness, but his cultivation is too low, if you return to my Western Sect, you will definitely make great progress, isn't it beautiful?

Don't you have any other work to do than save people? Let me enter the Western religion? Let me be a monk!? What should I do if I am obedient to myself?

Huang Shiren greeted the eight generations of Zhun Ti Ancestors in his heart, but there was a smile on his face, and he said, "Senior, what if I don't obey?"

Zhun Ti smiled: "Follow me, it's easy to say, if you don't follow, you will be slapped to death and ashes." ”

I said your mother! Why do these old guys talk like this? When my master took in apprentices, he also said the same.

Huang Shiren's eyes were straightened, his fingers poked into his nostrils, he took out a boogue, flicked it out, and said with a smile: "Senior, what is the benefit of you letting me enter the Western religion?"

"Do you want benefits?" Zhun Ti heard this, and said in his heart: This thing is really fucking cunning! But it's okay, such a heart, like me, to accept this person, I have an extra helper, and a great cause can be accomplished.

Thinking of this, Zhun Tidao said: "What are the benefits, you can listen to me; the golden light of the treasure flame is bright, and the Western magic method is the most subtle; thousands of exquisite lights are infinitely wonderful, and thousands of auspicious lights are born one after another." Blessing the pestle is rare, and it is not easy to do it in the Seven Treasure Cup; ”

These few lines of Taoist songs are really full of flowers, and the 300,000 merchant troops behind them listened to it, and they were all overjoyed.

Grandma's, it's really worthy of being the first slut of the gods! It's a pity that this sharp tooth doesn't set up a stall to sell meat!

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Senior, what you said is just that the West is good, and it's too fucking vain." Do you want to make something practical?"

Hey! When the quasi-Taoist heard this, he was so angry that he burned his chest, your mother, I am a saint to save you, and you are still chirping!

Although Zhun Ti was annoyed, it was his forte to deceive and deceive, so he forcibly suppressed his anger and said: "There are benefits to joining me in the West, listen to me: after the completion of the practice, it is advisable to bathe, and the refining of the surname is innocent; Take off the feathers and return to bliss, beyond the cage to raise the gods; ”

"Not bad! really good!" Huang Shiren clapped his hands and laughed after singing the second song.

When the quasi-Tidao heard this, his heart was overjoyed: This bastard has made my mouth dry!

"Hehe, Xiaoyou knows the current affairs, don't you kowtow to me, apprentice?" said the topic.

Huang Shiren's eyes widened: "Hey, senior, when did I say that I wanted to join your Western Sect?"

"Didn't you just clap your hands and say yes, yes?!"

"I'm saying that you old man sings well, at your level, you can listen to seven paragraphs for a big buck in Song City, hehe. Huang Shiren laughed.

"You bastard, begging for death!" Zhun Tidao was so angry that his face was blue, he was a saint, how could he have been treated as a monkey like this?

"Wait!"

"What, you changed your mind!? Now it's too late to apprentice!"

"Senior, I Huang Shiren also want to apprentice, but are you fucking late?" Huang Shiren shook his head regretfully.

"What do you mean?!"

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Senior, do you know Lu Press?"

"Lu Press?!" Hearing this, Zhun Ti's heart trembled.

The shadow of the tree, the name of the person, the caterpillar of the Xiao Ming family, the name of the Lu Zhudao people, how can the quasi-Daoist not know!? This thing is the first scattered person in the world, it is extremely difficult to deal with, and a tendon, if you provoke him,, it will be like a fly staring at you, even your own skills can't get him.

"Do you know Brother Lu Zhuan?" Zhun Ti hurriedly withdrew his hand and asked.

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Senior, I wanted to follow you, but I worshipped Lu Zhuan Dao as a teacher before, and you let me enter your Western religion, how much do you have to ask my master's opinion?"

Damn! Hearing this, the quasi-Daoist shouted bad luck! This thing doesn't look like a lie, if he is very Lu Press's slut's apprentice, if he gets him, it will be tantamount to offending Lu Press, but how can it be good?!

The quasi-Daoist is the cultivation of the saint, and he is also in trouble at this moment.

was in a mess, and the slut's laughter rang out: "Seniors, they are all fellow believers, why bother to fight and kill." So, let's drink, what should they do here, okay?"

"Your mother!" Zhun Ti burst into foul language.

This kid is so good that he almost got himself into it when he went around and around!

Why did you come down the mountain by yourself!? That is to mess up the gods, mess up the East, and save people for the West?! What did you incite Yuan Futong to do? That is the country that wants to spoil the big businessmen, and if you leave, how can Yuan Futong's goods be Wen Zhong's opponent, and he will definitely be slaughtered, won't he fall short?!

This thing smiled, and thought about it: "You think this is good, you worship me as a teacher, and I will tell Lu Jian about the future, as long as you are willing to follow me to the West to teach, I don't care about it here, can you?"

As long as he is willing to apprentice, I will have something to say when Lu Pressure comes to the door, and besides, with me and my senior brother, Lu Pressure will not dare to come hard. Yuan Futong failed here, and I can go elsewhere to get through it later.

The mind of the quasi-Taoist is really leaky.

Huang Shiren was also stunned by him, and scolded in his heart: This is really the first difficult slut I have ever seen!

"That, senior, no, I have a beauty in my heart, and the monk can't do it. ”

"It's okay, you go to the West, I even spend your beauty in the past, wouldn't it be good for you to be a happy Buddha?"

You can say such shameless words, I'm convinced!

"That, senior, I'm good at wine and meat, I haven't taken a bath for a few years, and I have bad breath and snoring when I sleep......"

"Damn! Are you going to die and not going to the West!?" Seeing this thing, the quasi-Daoist was completely impatient.

"me! Zhun Ti, you old bastard! Lao Tzu gives you good things to say, how can you be shameless! This thing has to be like me to have a taste, you are a handful of years, how can the overlord be the bow! Feelings for your mother were also like this by your father at the beginning, so she gave birth to such a thing as you!" Huang Shiren was also angry, crossed his hands on his waist, and scolded all the time.

scolded the five spirit gods of the quasi-mention Taoist and hit the top of the three-flavor fire and burned his chest, he was so angry that he screamed, and the treasure in his hand was shown with a hula.

As soon as this thing came out, Huang Shiren screamed bitterly!

This thing is half a zhang high, a colorful branch, as if it is the proud magic weapon of the quasi-Taoist people, the treasure tree!

This Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree is made by the quasi-Daoist with its ontology, the Western Gengjin Bodhi, combined with gold, silver, glaze and other seven treasures, and is the Dharma instrument of the quasi-Daoist. A person who claims to be a master of the Tongtian Sect who is so bullish has been swiped twice by this thing in the Great War of the Gods! What's even worse is that this Seven Treasure Wonderful Tree is one of the innate spirit treasures!

The cultivation of the quasi-mention saint has such a magic weapon, and he is not dead!

Good old Huang, he has to support the fat man even if he slaps his swollen face, and he smiled and said: "Your mother, you have a magic weapon, but I don't have it!?"

After that, as soon as he snorted, the nouveau riche generally threw out his baby!

Twenty-four pins of immortal lotus platform are full of golden light, Lao Huang sits on the lotus platform, conjuring up the appearance of three heads and six arms, ice and fire two heavens, three tips and two blades of the door nail, ninety-nine red clouds scattered gourd,

The wind and thunder sticks came out in unison, it was very weather, scratching bags and cattle forks!

After looking at it, I also gasped!

How did the chaotic blue lotus of Tongtian fall into his hands!? Yuan Shi begged Tongtian for thousands of years and still hasn't given it!? Also, why is the gourd of Hehongyun also in his hand!? Grandma's, he is a saint, and he only has an innate spirit treasure in hand, he is good, two! The remaining magic weapons are also very powerful!

Today, I can't keep this person, kill Duobao!

The quasi-Tidao man was greedy, and smiled: "Huang Shiren, there is really a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in!

"Your mother, you have the ability, you can do it!" Huang Shiren scolded!

Two sluts, in front of the three armies, this is going to be killed!####δ»Žι•Ώη™½ε±±ε›žζ₯δΊ†. I'm sorry that these three updates are unstable. From now on, it's business as usual! Dear friends, I hope to support you!

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