Chapter 22: A Farce
"Who are you scolding?"
Mao Shengliang saw that Li Mu took advantage of him, and suddenly became even more annoyed: "I'm your uncle!" I'm your own father! ”
Li Mu looked at Mao Shengliang with a smile: "Good son, call Dad!" ”
He was indifferent to Mao Shengliang's scolding, with a cheap expression of "I don't accept you to beat me": "You know how to bully the old man, you have the ability to lick my feet, I promise that you won't die of stink!" ”
Mao Shengliang: "...... Why should I lick your feet? ”
Li Mu: "Just because I'm your father!" ”
Mao Shengliang was furious: "Nima ......"
His eyes were red by Li Muqi, and he flew towards Li Mu, punching him.
Several onlookers next to him were startled, and someone hurriedly jumped out and grabbed Mao Shengliang: "Brother Mao, Brother Mao, don't get excited!" ”
The man whispered, "So many people are looking at us!" If you really beat him, we will be passive, and professional athletes will take the initiative to beat ordinary people, which will be punished! ”
The law of Xia Guo stipulates that professional athletes cannot initiate conflicts with ordinary people, and if an athlete takes the initiative to injure an ordinary person, the crime will be increased by one degree.
On the contrary, there are no officially certified civilian martial arts practitioners, and after a conflict with others, the government will not deliberately make quantitative comparisons.
"Damn, just let him be so arrogant?"
Mao Shengliang faced the people who blocked him, and his anger dropped a little, but he was still unhappy: "There are so many people watching in the live broadcast room, if I don't say anything at all, the audience won't want to!" ”
The person who stopped Mao Shengliang was one of the backbones of their anti-counterfeiting team, called Qian Yan, who belonged to a group of people who were educated, rational but immoral.
is like a live broadcast activity like an anti-counterfeiting master, they have already consulted relevant lawyers in advance, and have made some countermeasures in advance to some situations that the broadcaster may encounter, including the response to emergencies like Li Mu's sudden intervention in the live broadcast.
"You dissipate your anger, just leave this matter to us!"
Qian Yan patted Mao Shengliang's arm: "You don't have to talk all the time." ”
Then he turned to look at Li Mu: "Friend, we are broadcasting live here, please don't disturb the live broadcast." ”
Li Mu looked disdainful: "Still live broadcast the scene? What are you streaming? Live broadcast beating old man and old lady? ”
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was attracted by Li Mu who suddenly appeared, and now listening to Li Mu's words is extremely sarcastic, many viewers suddenly feel that what Li Mu said makes sense, and the barrage on the screen can't help popping up.
"666. What this person said seems to make some sense, Hu Zongfei is in his sixties, and Brother Mao is only in his thirties, he is indeed beating the old man and the old lady!"
", don't you say that I haven't reacted yet, it turns out that this Hu Zongfei is over sixty years old, why didn't I see the anchor introduce the age of this old man?"
"In the final analysis, our requirements for martial arts are too high, so high that we deliberately ignore the age and physical data of martial arts enthusiasts."
"Damn, it's not a ghost of martial arts movies and television! In movies and television, the deeper the skill, the older the better! I thought the same was true of the martial arts in reality! ”
"Film and television are film and television, reality is reality, and the two cannot be confused!"
"But I like to exaggerate my own kung fu the most, I am a fan of martial arts, I have never seen a few professional athletes say that their coach can break a big tree with one punch!"
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, see how Brother Mao responds this time."
"This kid doesn't seem to be a good stubble!"
"By the way, don't you think this trouble-making guy looks a little handsome?"
Li Mu is handsome, tall, and has a strong physique that has been practiced in martial arts for many years, so that he stands in front of the camera, far more handsome than Mao Shengliang, and has a full sense of camera.
Just one stop at the scene was enough to attract the attention of most of the audience.
Qian Yan couldn't understand Li Mu's origins, but naturally she couldn't be convinced at the live broadcast scene, and said viciously to Li Mu: "What do you mean by beating the old man and the old lady?" We signed the agreement in advance and notarized it at the notary office, which has legal effect! You don't slander people with empty mouths and white teeth, you will be legally responsible for what you say! ”
Li Mu: "Still legally responsible? Who have you received? Your private bullshit contract has no legal effect at all, and you are still pulling the law for me here? ”
The so-called competition agreement of the live broadcast team is signed in the name of an individual, and it has no legal effect at all.
Li Mu is also a college student, and he likes to challenge opponents everywhere, and he has also signed the so-called competition agreement.
Qian Yan couldn't scare Li Mu, so she suddenly became calm: "Who are you?" A good live broadcast was ruined by you! The loss you caused to our live broadcast, when our legal department contacted you, I hope you can still be so flamboyant! ”
Li Mu looked upright: "Huh? As an outstanding citizen of the Great Xia Kingdom, I stopped a vicious brawl, and the relevant departments should give me a reward, right, as a criminal and criminal element, you still dare to prosecute me? Even if I agreed, the majority of netizens would not agree! ”
He suddenly approached the live broadcast camera next to him: "Eh, did you say that what I said was right?" ”
Qian Yan was furious: "You ruined our live broadcast, don't say it, you still dare to occupy our live broadcast resources?" You...... Who's that, cut the picture quickly, don't shoot him! ”
The audience before the live broadcast was happily sprayed:
"Poof! This dude is interesting! ”
"actually grabbed his anchor position in front of Brother Mao, this operation is really sassy enough!"
"I don't even think it's annoying, but I think this person is very interesting!"
"It is strongly recommended that when Brother Mao challenges the master of martial arts in the future, he must take this person to be a champion!"
"Eh, if you say it, I won't be sleepy!"
"What's wrong with the hype? Have you dug your ancestral grave? ”
Seeing Li Mu's popularity soaring, there were more and more topics to discuss him, but in just a short period of time, the amount of topics caught up with Mao Shengliang, and even had the posture of catching up with Mao Shengliang.
Several anchors were mad when they saw the barrage in the live broadcast.
They have worked so hard for such a long time to live broadcast, and it is not as good as Li Mu's appearance in the past few minutes.
"Alright, alright, let's all disperse!"
After Li Mu peeled off in front of the live broadcast camera, he began to drive away the crowd of onlookers: "What's so good about the Internet celebrity beating the old man?" If you want to see it, you have to watch the old man beat the little girl! ”
The crowd burst into laughter, and a young man shouted, "The old man is all soft, and he beats a fart!" If you want to see it, you have to look at the young ......"
Most of the onlookers were retired old men and old ladies, and they all glared at the young man when they heard this.
This kid offended all the middle-aged and elderly people at once, and even Hu Zongfei, who was next to him, snorted coldly: "What's wrong with the old man?" The old man can still come forward to fight with the young man, aren't you young, come on, come on, the uncle will join you! ”
When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this, the barrage suddenly flew up, and they were all overjoyed.
This was originally a passionate live broadcast of the fight, and it was forced to go to the human comedy.
Mao Shengliang's face was extremely ugly, and he looked at Li Mu like he looked at the enemy who killed his father: "Okay, you kid wait!" ”
Li Mu saw that his face was hideous and very scary, so he hurriedly took the opportunity to make a startled appearance in front of the camera, and then pointed at Mao Shengliang and shouted loudly: "He is threatening me!" Everyone saw it, he was threatening me! If I have any shortcomings recently, he must have found someone to do it! ”
Mao Shengliang's face was ugly as if he had eaten stool, and under the persuasion of his agent, he turned around and left the park, feeling quite gray.
Several anchors became interested in Li Mu, but now that they are eating with Mao Shengliang's team, it is not good to defect directly to the team, otherwise, they would have already broadcast Li Mu live.
There is a lot of topicality in this guy!
After Mao Shengliang left, Li Mu looked at Hu Zongfei: "Old Hu, you will entertain yourself in the future, play by yourself, and no one will trouble you." If you dare to brag and say anything about Tai Chi Grandmaster, sooner or later there will be a day when it will blow up. I won't help you anymore! ”
Hu Zongfei's old face flushed: "Didn't I rush the ducks to the shelves, I was forced to be helpless, and as soon as my head was hot, I signed the contract." ”
Li Mu didn't bother to say anything, turned around and walked out of the park, and returned to his own community.
Recently, my mother has been urging the blind date, and the May Day holiday is coming.
Li Mu is going to go home early to avoid this May Day holiday, and the province will be blocked halfway by then, and even peeing and will become a big problem.
And the most important thing is that when I go back to my hometown this time, I have to read the family heirloom animal skin booklet carefully anyway.