"When I was your age, I had a three-room aunt!"

Li Chengzu looked at Li Mu with a sad face: "There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great!" Your grandfather is now ninety years old, and if you can't hold your great-grandson again, your sin will be great! ”

He waved his hand at Li Haichuan: "Fork out!" Fork out! ”

Li Mu said with a hippie smile: "Don't grandpa! Don't worry, looking for a wife is not to buy things, how to choose carefully, in case you find someone who is not worrying, marry the family, every day chickens and dogs jump, then it is better not to marry! ”

He stepped forward and helped Li Chengzu's arm: "Grandpa, you sit down first, taste the tea I brought you, and make sure you want to drink it again!" ”

Li Chengzu snorted and shook off Li Mu's support: "Go!" I'm not old enough to be supported! ”

He sat down across from Li Haichuan and tapped his index finger on the table.

Li Haichuan hurriedly poured a cup of tea for him: "The tea brought by Xiao Mu is very unusual, don't drink it too quickly." ”

Li Chengzu picked up the teacup and said, "How unusual is it?" Is it still fairy tea? ”

He took a sip, and his face changed color.

The old man turned his head to look at Li Mu, then closed his eyes slightly, his eyebrows and beard trembled, and after a while, he coughed a few times and spit out a large mouthful of bloodshot black phlegm into the garbage basket.

After a while, he coughed a few more times, and spit out a few mouthfuls of black phlegm.

"Ahem, ahem!"

He coughed heartbreakingly, ran to the bathroom with a red face and a thick neck, and coughed wildly at the toilet for a long time before it subsided.

Li Haichuan gently patted Li Chengzu's back with a concerned expression: "Dad, are you okay?" ”

Li Chengzu stretched out his hand and pressed the toilet button, flushed away the filth, rinsed his mouth and washed his hands, wiped his face with a towel, exhaled deeply, and suddenly laughed: "Good tea!" ”

He came to the living room and sat down in front of the coffee table again: "Xiao Mu, you also sit down." ”

After Li Mu sat down, Li Chengzu's face became serious: "Xiao Mu, where did you get this tea?" ”

Li Mu said: "Let's talk in the house!" ”

Li Chengzu and Li Haichuan's father and son glanced at each other, got up together, and walked towards Li Mu's bedroom.

Li Mu's bedroom is thirty square meters, in addition to a large bed, there is also a bookcase next to the bed.

Next to the bookcase, there is a desk facing the window, next to the desk is a computer desk, next to the wardrobe, towel rack and other furnishings.

After coming to the bedroom, Li Mu put the emerald green storage gourd hanging from his waist on the desk, and glanced at Li Chengzu and Li Haichuan: "Grandpa, Dad, I have had a bit of an adventure recently." ”

When he said this, his fingertips lightly touched the small gourd, and the runes suddenly flashed on the verdant little gourd, and there was already an extra fist-sized Tianhuang stone on the table.

Then Li Mu's fingertips clicked again, and the green skin gourd flashed again, but this time there was an extra jade rough stone on the table, and then there was another long sword.

"This ......"

Li Chengzu looked shocked: "What's going on?" ”

This small gourd was only the size of a finger's belly, but it spit out a long sword more than three feet long, and a fist-sized stone, which was beyond the old man's thinking and cognition.

On the contrary, Li Haichuan keeps pace with the times, likes to surf the Internet, has read a lot of online novels, and knows some settings in Xianxia novels.

Although he was surprised at this time, he could still hold back: "Is this the legendary storage gourd?" ”

Li Mu nodded and said: "Well, I bought something in Wencheng Antique Street some time ago, and spent a hundred yuan to buy such a small gourd, and then accidentally got a little blood dripping on it, and this gourd recognized me as the master......"

He made up a story for himself according to the setting of the current Internet article on the bad street.

It is to the effect that he picked up and bought such a storage gourd, and then the storage gourd recognized the owner, opened the space in the gourd, and got a lot of good things from it, including elixirs, magic weapons and so on.

Now he has become a master of Qi cultivation who fights a hundred, and the tea just now is also something he took out from the gourd space......

It is impossible for him to tell the truth about his own experiences, but it is also impossible to hide everything from his loved ones.

Three generations of the old Li family have been passed down singlely.

Li Chengzu married his wife in the sixth room and gave birth to twenty-three daughters before giving birth to a son like Li Haichuan after liberation.

And Li Haichuan has only one son, Li Mu, because of the policy.

Li Mu can really be regarded as a lone seedling in a thousand hectares, from childhood to adulthood, the favor he has received can be imagined.

His more than 20 aunts, hundreds of cousins and cousins, all of them doted on him, loved him, and did not dare to let him suffer the slightest grievance.

Especially Li Chengzu, the old man's greatest wish in his life is to let the old Li family spread out and pass on the bloodline of the old Li family, and has been looking forward to Li Mu getting married and having children as soon as possible, and he has held his great-grandson for a few years.

Li Mu now has a big opportunity, but a big opportunity also means a big crisis, the world of the Great Yin Dynasty is full of immortals and demons, full of crises, full of unforeseen dangers.

Li Mu himself is not a person in the Dao, if he is allowed to stay in the dark like a dog and eat feces to develop, it will make him more uncomfortable than killing him.

The eldest husband was born in heaven and earth, he should straighten his waist and move forward against the wind, if he wags his tail and begs to be a dog, and shrinks his head to hide as a turtle, what is the meaning of living?

But with his kind of character, maybe at any time, he will meet a difficult guy, be injured and disabled, and even die.

It doesn't matter if he dies, but the old man in the family sends the black-haired person, I'm afraid that he will be heartbroken, and it is estimated that he will not live long.

Therefore, even if he is planning for the future, Li Mu has to reveal something to his family, lest he really encounter a major crisis of life and death, or when it is difficult to contact him in retreat, he can also give everyone some hope and reduce some pain.

His father and grandfather were the people he trusted the most, and if he even hid anything from them, it would be meaningless, and of course it would be impossible to say everything.

"So, you've had an adventure and have become a legendary Qi Refiner?"

After listening to the story told by Li Mu, Li Haichuan looked Li Mu up and down: "Come, take two steps and try!" ”

Li Mu: "...... No, Dad, I'm also a noble Qi Refiner now, and I'm also dignified, if you let me take two steps, I'll take two steps? Don't I want to lose face......

Syllable!

Li Haichuan slapped Li Mu on the head: "What nonsense!" ”

Li Mu looked up to the sky and sighed: "Be a master outside, and you have to be a grandson when you go home!" ”

Next to him, Li Chengzu raised his foot and kicked at Li Haichuan: "What are you doing to the child!" ”

Li Haichuan was kicked and immediately said, "Dad, didn't I teach my son a lesson." ”

Li Chengzu said angrily: "Then I will also teach my son a lesson!" ”

He raised his arm to hit Li Haichuan, but Li Haichuan hurriedly dodged: "Eh, old man, you are so old, old arms and legs, don't flash your waist!" Komaki, quickly persuade your grandfather! ”

Li Mu: "Eh, this is not right, you want to beat me, my grandfather only beat you, why should I persuade me?" ”

Li Haichuan glared and scolded: "It's against you?" Hurry up, don't stop it! ”

Li Mu was helpless and held Li Chengzu up: "Grandpa, grandpa, you dissipate your anger, my dad is not sensible, don't be like him!" ”

Li Haichuan: "......"

Li Chengzu snorted, sat on the bed, and said to Li Mu: "Xiao Mu, if your father dares to bully you again in the future, grandpa will be angry for you!" ”

When he said this, a look of curiosity appeared on his face: "What are you capable of, a qi refiner?" You give grandpa a thorough view, so that grandpa can also see and understand. ”

Li Mu smiled: "Okay! ”

He took out a paper puppet and threw it on the ground: "Duh! ”

The paper puppet rose in the wind, and instantly turned into an ironclad man with a height of two feet.

The big man was holding a double hammer, with a beam on his head, his feet on the floor, his head like a bucket, and his eyes like copper bells, kneeling on one knee in front of Li Mu, and said with an urn voice: "Master! ”

Li Cheng's grandfather and son were startled, and the two looked at each other, and they both saw the shock in each other's eyes.

Li Haichuan was bold, and immediately came to the iron-clad man and took a closer look.

I saw that this big man was almost the same as a normal person, but his body was twice as thick and tall, and he reached out and touched his arm, only to feel that his muscles and flesh were bulging, full of explosive power.

Especially the two sledgehammers in both hands, the size of watermelons, at least a few hundred pounds, in the hands of this big man, they are as light as lamp grass, mixed like nothing.

"What is this?"

Li Haichuan pointed to the iron-clad man kneeling on the ground, and hesitated: "Yellow Turban Lux? ”

Li Mu smiled: "This is a puppet technique, this humanoid puppet can help fight, and it can also do hard work." ”

Li Haichuan asked, "Can you block bullets?" ”

Li Mu shook his head and said, "It shouldn't be stopped." At present, the power of thermal weapons cannot be carried by ordinary means of qi training. ”

Li Haichuan said: "That's a fart!" Not only is it powerful, but there are cranes and forklifts, which work efficiently and load a lot of things. Really get to work, this puppet is not too much, and one less is not too much! ”

Li Chengzu shook his head and said, "Why doesn't it work?" At the very least, you can counterattack with self-defense. ”

Li Haichuan said: "Now you can't fight back when you are bullied, and once you fight back, it becomes a mutual assault, and if you hurt the gangsters, you have to suffer a lawsuit." This puppet has a lot of strength, and he rammed people to death with a hammer, and he inevitably has to go to prison, and he has to lose money, which is not practical! ”

Li Chengzu sighed and said: "Eh, the years have changed, and now many laws and regulations feel like they are dedicated to protecting bad guys." ”

He looked at Li Mu: "What other means?" ”

Li Mu said: "This puppet technique was learned by me by chance, and the real skill is still our family's Nine Turning Yuan Dan Recipe." ”

Li Chengzu was stunned: "Our family's skills? Xiao Mu, our family kung fu is not very useful, don't lie to grandpa. ”

Li Mudao: "I also re-practiced our family's exercises after eating a spirit pill, only to find that the family exercises are not ordinary. ”

When he said this, he turned his head to look at a piece of jadeite rough on the desk, and the fire flashed in his eyes, and with a "bang" sound, the jadeite rough stone on the desk jumped suddenly, as if it had been hit by a bullet, and shattered on the spot, revealing the crystal green jade flesh inside.

"This is the Pure Yang Sighting Technique!"

Li Mu looked at Li Cheng's grandfather and son who were shocked: "Our family's booklet has this exercise, which happened to be remembered by me, and then it was refined!" ”

Li Chengzu muttered, "Pure Yang Sighting Technique? Is the gaze so lethal alone? ”

Li Haichuan was also stunned for a while, and then asked, "How much killing distance do you have with this eyewitness technique?" ”

Li Mu said: "About five hundred meters, more than five hundred meters, the power plummets." ”

Li Haichuan: "Good guy, this is comparable to the killing distance of a bullet!" ”

Li Chengzu muttered: "Our family's exercises are so powerful? In this way, our ancestors seem to be wider than ......."

The grandfather talked in the house for a long time, and it was not until Yuan Qinghua called them outside to eat that this simple and extraordinary meeting of the Li family men was over.

After breakfast, Li Chengzu and Li Haichuan got up at the same time and looked at Li Mu: "Go!" ”

Yuan Qinghua said strangely: "Dad, Haichuan, why are you going?" ”

Li Chengzu said: "Go to the ancestral house!" ”