(231) Déjà vu drunk
"Shut up!" The empress roared, "I don't care about the cause and effect of your! All I know is that you're in trouble for me again! And I won't spare you this time! ”
"What? Do you even blame me? Oh come on, Mom!
Have I been bullied and beaten, and I have to be punished by you? It's not fair! I express my grave protest! ”
Hear the word "mom" come out of my son.
Emperor Salentos's heart softened all of a sudden, she was a domineering and tyrannical monarch, but she was also a loving mother, who really doted on every child.
But when she thought about it, she immediately remembered the recent rebellious behavior of her son Maxim, which would never work if left unchecked, so the mother made up her mind and gritted her teeth:
"Maxim, your protest is invalid, it's all your fault! When I return to the palace, I will definitely carry out the family law of the Midknight family! Kick your ass hard with leather boots and whip you a few more times with a water-dipped whip! ”
"What? Mom...... You don't believe in your son at all? I was really bullied! I didn't lie! This tavern is a black shop, in collusion with pickpockets and robbers! ”
"You don't have to worry about this, I'll send a spout to investigate the tavern's affairs, and if they really collude with pickpockets, of course they will be severely punished by the law.
But you have to figure it out, Maxim, that this matter is not the same thing as you skipping class and going out for a drink! You must be punished! ”
"You're so eccentric! Don't care about my brothers and sisters, and don't care about Edgar, they like to discipline me! Then I'll be straight, too! I never want to go to the academy again! I just want to play chicly for the rest of my life! I don't want to be a royal child, to hell with honor and responsibility! I'm running away from home! I long for freedom! ”
The emperor's face was gloomy to the extreme: "Maxim, it's all my fault, blame me for doting on you too much before, and relying on you for everything, which is why this kid has become so rebellious!" I have to show you that unruly people have no right to freedom! ”
"Humph! You want to hit me again? Or how many confinements do you have for me? I've really had enough! I'll go now! I'm not uncommon to be a prince! I can support myself too! Then Prince Maxim kicked away a chair, he had not yet sobered up, he staggered to his feet, and could only touch the wall to advance, as if he wanted to leave the tavern.
The Emperor ordered the officers beside him: "Captain Red, help me enforce the family law!" Handcuff the prince and forcibly escort him back to the palace! ”
The cuirassier captain looked embarrassed and said, "Na...... You want me to ...... Lock up His Majesty the noble prince with these steel shackles? Think again, Your Majesty, this thing is used to lock prisoners! ”
"Don't talk nonsense! Execute my orders! ”
"Compliance...... Yes, Your Majesty. ”
The cuirassier captain shook his head helplessly, he untied a heavy pair of iron shackles from his belt, and said to Prince Maxim: "Offended...... His Majesty the Prince...... Please don't hold a grudge, this is all an order from His Majesty the Emperor, and I can't help it. ”
"You dare to touch me? Don't want to live anymore? Prince Maxim kicked and beaten, and went crazy with alcohol, and the emperor could not bear it any longer, and ordered the other soldiers: "You go up together, tie up this bad boy, throw it in the carriage and bring it back to the palace!" ”
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
More than a dozen strong Guards soldiers moved in unison, the prince's struggle was meaningless, he was firmly bound by thick hemp rope, and was carried by the soldiers to his shoulders, leaving only one mouth to shout: "Let go of me!" I want to be free! ”
As the noise faded away, the tavern finally fell silent, "Hey! This worrying kid! How should I discipline him? Emperor Salantos muttered and headed for the door.
Suddenly, she noticed a figure in a dark corner of the tavern.
It was a short, dirty drunkard, dressed in a mercerized blouse, lying asleep on the table, the wine glass at hand had been knocked over, and on the floor was a large puddle of disgusting semi-digestible vomit, which the man was supposed to vomit.
"Why does this back look familiar?" The emperor thought for a moment and ordered to the attendants beside him: "Help me pull that drunk man up, I want to see his face!" ”
"Yes! Your Majesty! ”
Two royal attendants rudely put their hands under the drunkard's armpits and pulled him up, while another officer tugged at the drunkard's long hair so that the emperor could see clearly.
"Fuck! Damn it! What are you going to do! The drunk man woke up and turned around, muttering and cursing incessantly.
Emperor Sarantos Midknight looked at the drunken man in shock, who looked like a wild man in the mountains, his face covered in hair, his long unkempt brown hair joined by a full beard, revealing only his eyes and mouth.
The drunken man opened his eyes, which were a pair of cyan eyes, sleepy-eyed looking at everything around him, and the emperor confirmed that he had not recognized the wrong person.
"Marquis Dali Einfurt? It's you? She asked softly.
"It's me! Damn it! Why are you dragging me up? Is it to grab money? You're late, Lao Tzu's money has already been stolen by pickpockets! All I have in my pocket is this ......."
The drunk man took out a dirty handkerchief, which was full of disgusting and slimy snot, and he shoved the handkerchief into the officer's hand and laughed: "Hahahaha! This good baby has you covered! ”
(Dalí...... How did he fall into decadence and decadence? ”)
The emperor thought uncomfortably, and said, "You all stand down, I have something to talk to him alone." ”
When the officers and attendants had left, Emperor Sarantos helped the drunken man and put him on the chaise longue next to him, wiped the vomit from his mouth with his own handkerchief, and then she asked for a bottle of sobering potion, broke the drunkard's mouth and poured it in, and then sat patiently by and watched.
After a long while, the drunk gradually woke up and got up from the chaise longue:
"Oops...... My head hurts! Where am I? ”
"This is the Great Hans Tavern on Shabby Street." The Emperor replied.
"The Great Hans...... Tavern? That's great! Bartender girl, give me a ...... Two glasses of the best whiskey! Another plate of mixed fruit salad and two pretty girls to come and drink with me! Later, my servant will send me money, and I will be rewarded with a great reward! ”
"I'm sorry, Lord Marquis, you can't drink, it's closed here, and your old friend is looking for you, take a look at her!"
"What old friend?" The drunkard turned his head in displeasure and looked at the vague figure, he stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes repeatedly, and now he finally saw clearly:
"This ...... Na! Your Majesty the Emperor! ”
The drunk man was so frightened that the blood instantly hit his forehead, and most of the wine woke up immediately, he knelt down and said, "I'm so rude...... Let you see me like this...... I'm sorry...... I'm sorry...... Hiccup! Hiccup! ...... vomit"
The drunk apologized on his knees, burped a few times, and then threw up against the wall.