Early in the morning, Zhao Kuangyin's laughter rushed to the entire Datong Town, and even the alien town next door had many ears that were woken up by him.

Li Shimin, a neighbor in the Great Unification Town, didn't care about continuing to be in love with Empress Changsun, and came out depressed and said: "Brother Zhao Xian, what are you doing to disturb people's dreams in such a dignified manner?" ”

When everyone was the emperor, they slept later than a dog and got up earlier than a chicken, and now they are used to sleeping until the sun is three poles and then taking a walk, Zhao Kuangyin is not suitable for this kind of commitment, besides, others are afraid of his force value, but Li Shimin is not afraid.

But I don't want to turn my face easily, after all, in this royal city that can't get out, it's not easy to find an emperor who can meet friends with him with martial arts, the last one is Liu Yu, but it's a pity that it's a long time ago, and people have moved out of the separatist regime town.

According to the time of death, Zhao Kuangyin called "Brother Li", and said happily: "Don't worry about the little brother, it's really a great joy and I can't control it." ”

Li Shimin was suspicious, what else, I didn't see you ecstatic like this last time when your emperor destroyed the Jin Kingdom, could it be that this time the Western Liao was wiped out again, and the Guiyi Army returned to my Middle Earth?

Obviously, several emperors and queen mothers of the Liao Kingdom in the next town also thought the same, and their faces changed a little. But Zhao Kuangyin didn't have time to deal with them, so he took Li Shimin's hand and said, "Second Brother Li, you can't think of it, and I can't think of it." Zhao Jiu's child turned out to be my descendant, I didn't believe it when my family Yunniang told me, I watched a live broadcast this morning, I just thought it was right, how could such an excellent child be born with a cowardice like Zhao Ji. ”

Li Shimin suspected that he was hallucinating, what is it? Your tanuki is still addicted to playing for the prince, and when you look at the other Song Dynasty emperors with pale faces, you feel that this matter is not simple.

Zhao Xu had never been beaten by his ancestors, so he was a little bolder and quietly protested: "Taizu, Qiao Shi obviously said it, and she is not sure ......" Before he finished speaking, he was kicked out, and the fierceness directly took away his father Song Shenzong Zhao Ji beside him, and the father and son rolled together.

The rest of the Song Dynasty emperors shuddered, and Yingzong Zhao Shu went over to help his son and grandson, and whispered: "You kid, Taizu is on the rise, you are not looking for a beating, Taizu beats people so much, you haven't been beaten and haven't seen it." ”

Zhao Ji was affected by his son, and he was originally furious, but seeing that his beloved son's face was like gold paper, he was so painful that he couldn't speak, and finally sighed, and said: "Son, if you want to open a little, they are all the descendants of our Zhao family, and we have a light on our faces." ”

Li Shimin was listening to Zhao Kuangyin tell a magical harem story, and laughed in his heart that the palace forbidden feelings of your Song Dynasty were a joke, and he couldn't help but hear Zhao Ji's words, and praised: "What Shenzong said is reasonable, if my Li family's descendants still have the strength to fight for the world, even after the brothers, I am also happy." ”

His father, Li Yuan, was beside him and sneered: "I'm sorry for you, but your brother was almost killed by you and your good daughter-in-law." "Good daughter-in-law, referring to Wu Zetian, she is afraid that she will have an unstable foundation for establishing Wu Zhou, and she will almost kill all the descendants of Gaozu Taizong.

Li Shimin doesn't care, anyway, my father has refused to reconcile with him since he came down, and he has been like this for hundreds of years, but Tang Dynasty Village is not my final say.

Zhao Kuangyin was also much calmer, and said: "In short, I think this child is like me, and I am very happy in my heart, Second Brother Li is willing to accompany me to have a drink." "Meng Ruji's things have been packed up and moved out of the Taizu Mansion. Now that He Song and the Second Empress get along well, Zhao Kuangyin only feels that every day is a good day.

Li Shimin said: "Thank you for your kindness, but I asked someone out today, so it's not good to miss the appointment." "In fact, it is with Wei Chigong and Li Jing that they will get together to deduce the power comparison of the battle of Yaoshan, but there is no need to say it to Zhao Kuangyin, it's not that Emperor Taizongwen can't tolerate people, but I just think that it's not good for me to burn too many bags, you better calm down yourself, otherwise you will beat the child and play."

Zhao Kuangyin is famous for beating his younger brother's family, and Taizong Zhao Guangyi is needless to say. And he is not the kind of person who never makes a noise when he makes a move, and every time he hits someone, he has a reason. Zhao Heng of Zhenzong was beaten because of the bullshit Taishan Fengchan and Liu E almost became female emperors; beat Renzong Zhao Zhen because he didn't do anything and would be fooled by the civil officials, and he also raised a Western Xia country, which was doubled; Beat Yingzong Zhao Shu because he has been in power for four years, thinking about how to recognize his father and not doing the right thing than your adoptive father. When he arrived at Shenzong Zhao Ji, his anger disappeared a little, and he was finally an enterprising child, just to change the law and beat him twice, but he felt that it was the meaning, and Zhao Ji had been lying down for a day! Only Zhezong is his little liver, except for early death, there is no mistake, and he was beaten for the first time today.

However, the most eye-catching thing is the beating after Jing Kang's shame, Zhao Kuangyin is really like an injured lion, and he beat Taizong to Shenzong, but the loss is that he is already dead, otherwise he has to die again, the problem is that he is not angry after the fight, and scolded Zhao Xu for dying early. Although I don't want to hit a woman, I still nailed the Queen Mother to the ground with a knife, who made you an unlucky girl set up this bullshit emperor.

was so frightened that the neighbors around Xiaoyitong Town (as the name is called) did not dare to say cool words, for fear that he would go crazy and break the net.

This is so frivolous that you can't rule the world!

Everyone was murdered, and I heard that the imperial tomb was dug up, and the new emperor was forced to Huaishui and swore that he would take another step back and end up with himself, which was really full of anger. For the time being, I couldn't settle accounts with Zhao Ji, who was greedy for life and afraid of death, so I had to target the Empress Dowager Xiang (Shenzong died early), so that she would rather go to hell than leave here. Zhao Ji said that Lao Tzu would rather beat a bachelor than see you again.

But who would have thought that this emperor was not like them at all, Nanyang stabilized, recovered the old capital, Yaoshan was victorious, and beheaded Yan Lou's room. As the good news grew, Taizu's anger gradually subsided, and he finally stopped beating people so much.

When Zhao Jiu wiped out the Western Xia and Jin Kingdoms, they moved to Dayun Town, and Zhao Kuangyin finally became a kind uncle next door, except for the time when he remembered the shame of the battle with Jiaozhi during the Xining period, and kicked them one by one, this was the first time he beat someone.

However, Zhao Kuangyin also admitted what Li Shimin said, "As long as I am the emperor of the Song Dynasty, even if I am not my direct descendant, then I have to recognize me as an ancestor, hahaha, Zhao Xu, I used to love you too much, you see that you are so unbeaten, go back and practice well, otherwise Zhao Ji and Zhao Huan will come down, and you will let them go!" ”

Zhao Xu was so painful that he still couldn't speak, so he had to retreat silently. As a result, one morning not long after, everyone was woken up again by the wild laughter of the emperor of the Song Dynasty, and when they saw that it was Zhao Xu, they were not afraid and shouted: "It's not over yet, what kind of happy event has happened to your family, Zhao Ji is dead?" ”

Zhao Xu saw that it was Li Dan of the Tang Dynasty, and said with a smile: "Brother Li, don't be angry, I have a son, Zhao Jiu's son is my heir, and I will inherit the Zhezong sect." ”

He also greeted everyone who could see it, and said: "I will hold a banquet in the evening, everyone will come to drink, Meng, you will come too, so Xiaojiu will recognize you as his mother." ”