(a)

"State, State, State......"

"State, State, State......"

In the early morning, before the rooster crowed, the sound of disturbing dreams continued to penetrate into the ears, making the former Ninety-Five, and now the father of the Ninety-Five, Emperor Taishang Daojun, unable to sleep anymore.

Needless to say, the monks of Shaolin Temple are still very pious in their hearts to worship the Buddha, no, they started their morning classes early in the morning, and they also knocked the wooden fish to Bangbang. This voice made the Taishang Daojun, who believes in Taoism, very troubled, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, bless this group of stinky monks - get up late tomorrow, don't chant the scriptures so early.

"Bang, Bang, Bang" knocked on the door three times in a row, and it was still so hard Bangbang's knock, needless to say, it was the one who killed a thousand knives who was called Unyielding, and he came to urge him to practice martial arts!

Didn't you say that one practice a day was enough? But this Baili Unyielding is now calling him to practice martial arts three times a day in the morning, noon and evening. According to the remarks of this man without a king and no father, the progress of Emperor Taishang Daojun's martial arts practice is too slow, and he is afraid that he will have a negative grace, so he must increase his training - let his mother's bullshit, Lao Jiu's unfilial son, where will he care if he practices martial arts well or not, it is clear that he is just finding a reason to torture himself!

However, can you say this to the unfilial son? Of course not, it's said that he's an unfilial son! Thinking of my Great Song Dynasty, filial piety has always been the top priority, but there is such an unfilial son, and there are few people in the government and the opposition who have the conscience and courage to speak out and admonish, the world is declining, and the people's hearts are not ancient!

Ancestors, open your eyes and see, how this unfilial son treats his father! Why did our Zhao family have such an unfilial son!

The indignation in his heart couldn't change anything, and Emperor Taishang Daojun hurriedly opened the door, and sure enough, he saw Baili Unyielding Hard Bangbang standing at the door, holding today's breakfast in his hand - two hard steamed buns.

Bastard! In the past, my breakfast, although it would not be like a banquet, would often have a hundred and ten sheep. However, there is no shortage of what should be there, especially his favorite mutton soup, which must be indispensable every day. Where is it like now, this group of stinky monks, a clean place for monks, can't be contaminated with meat, forcing him to eat vegetarian together!

Is this a day supposed to be lived by a former emperor?

Anyway, the days of the Five Kingdoms City have also come, bear with it, and say that one day, this hundred miles will be unyielding and leave? He's gone, that little hu, leave him behind, won't his life be much better!

What a loyal minister! I have been the Son of Heaven for so many years, and now there is such a loyal minister left! Xiaohu, Xiaohu, if I really go out one day, I will definitely not forget you!

(b)

There is no harm without contrast.

Whenever Zhao Ji thinks of the days of Fengheng Yuda, the pomp and circumstance of a banquet of a thousand sheep, and the beauty of a group of people flattering him by his side, he feels that the days in Shaolin Temple are simply not people's lives, at least not what a former emperor should have.

But every time I think of the terrified feeling I felt trembling in the cellar of the Five Kingdoms City, I feel that the voice of Amitabha Buddha that sounded next to my ears at that moment was not so unacceptable.

When I first arrived at Shaolin Temple, I said that I was not afraid of being false. is the most ruthless emperor's family, how can people who have been officials not know what the official family cares about the most? In order to prevent future troubles, this unfilial son choked him to death with half a catty of arsenic every day, and it is not impossible. However, when he heard that this unfilial son had won all the way and even brought the once invincible Dajin Kingdom back to his hometown, he felt safe.

After all, now, who wants to use him to do things, that is, the old birthday star hanged himself - he has a long life. He is a waste that has lost its usefulness, and the official might as well make use of his waste to show his tolerance and mercy!

That is, can you find a way to pat the ass of this unfilial son, and if nothing else, it's good to transfer away this 100-mile unyielding person who forces himself to practice martial arts every day! Just leave Xiaohu, Xiaohu, yes, leave Xiaohu, so that you can live that bad and bad life.

Thinking wildly in my head, of course, the movements of my hands can't be smooth. Sure enough, this trick "Black Tiger Stealing Hearts" seems to be not as good as yesterday. In my ears, I remembered the voice of Baili Unyielding and Hard: "The Emperor Taishang's trick Black Tiger stealing heart is not good, as usual, there are no vegetables today." ”

Well, if you don't say it, I know. But I'm not afraid.

Do you think Xiaohu is your good comrade-in-arms and you wear a pair of pants, I don't know if people understand the truth of loyalty, every night when you sleep, what mushrooms, what greens I can't eat?

(c)

With the sound of the wooden fish in the ears of "Bang, Bang, Bang", it finally disappeared, and the moonlight was already covering the entire Shaolin Temple, making the entire Shaolin Temple seem to have become a little less hateful.

The familiar knock sounded, Emperor Taishang Daojun quickly got up and opened the door, and sure enough, Hu Li was standing at the door, carrying a big food box in his hand. Seeing him come out, he bowed slightly and shouted "Emperor Taishang".

Zhao Ji was so moved that almost snot and tears flowed out together, in the past, when he was an official, there were as many people who flattered and flattered him, and he could be lined up from Tokyo to Qiongzhou. Among them, there are many flattering outrageous, and they almost knelt down to lick his sores.

However, the times are different, and those who used to befriend him now avoid him like a snake and scorpion. Now, the only person who is willing to secretly bring him a little vegetarian food from the kitchen at night is this beard in front of him.

There are not many varieties of vegetarian food, only a few kinds of fried vegetables, tofu, mushrooms and so on. However, compared to the meal that Baili Unyielding gave him almost as a steamed bun in white water before, there is no doubt that it is already excellent.

"If I still have the day to go out, I will definitely let Brother Jiu give you a good errand", Emperor Taishang Daojun seemed to be sincere.

"The minister is the emperor, it is the duty of the courtier, and the emperor doesn't have to take it to heart." Hu Li's answer was a glance. At first glance, it is a down-to-earth one.

After serving Zhao Ji to eat, Hu Li walked out of the door backwards, and gently took it with him, and before leaving, he didn't forget to tell himself to have a good rest. Zhao Ji's nose was sour, there were 3,000 people under the door back then, who is there now?

In the future, if there is a chance in the future, he can beg the unfilial son to give him a good errand, but now, he must find a way to keep him by his side, and he must not be transferred! Otherwise, who will bring me food at night?

Under the moonlight, Hu Li's nose was also sour, it was too long, too long, that day, I had been waiting for too long!