Late at night, it was rare for the silly pillar to fall asleep without helping himself get drunk, and it turned out that he felt the meow of the magic sound, and this night also became the lullaby of the silly pillar.

When I woke up in the morning, the unkempt stupid pillar didn't take care of himself, so he half-squinted, put a towel around his neck and went to take a bath in the public bathhouse not far from the mouth of the alley.

Today is a rare day for Silly Zhu, and he must help himself clean up before he goes to get the certificate.

He, stupid pillar, is never weaker than others in this life, what others have, he must also have, what other people's daughters-in-law have, his daughter-in-law must have!

"Silly pillar?" The stupid pillar, who was half-asleep, heard this familiar cry and slammed the spirit, he didn't dream, right?

Why, if it's a dream, it's so real now?

"Xu Damao?" Looking back, hey, it turned out that this grandson called himself again, no wonder it sounded so familiar!

Silly Zhu glanced at Xu Damao with contempt, "I said Xu Damao, are you two chickens from there?" It's not a shame to steal chickens and dogs all day long? ”

Xu Damao said a little angrily: "Hey! Silly pillar, you can't feel comfortable early in the morning, right? ”

"I'm telling you, this is a buddy who went to the countryside to show a movie, and the local fellow gave it to me!"

Silly Zhu was even more disdainful, "You can pull it down!" Now that the countryside can even eat is a problem, and can you give you two hens? ”

"I guess you're going to blackmail other people's fellow countrymen, and if you don't give you benefits, you won't show a movie, right? Xu Damao, your grandson is really bad enough! ”

As a result, Xu Damao was not ashamed, but smiled proudly, "Silly Zhu, anyway, you don't care what means your buddies use, but this chicken was given to me by my fellow countrymen." ”

"What do I care about you? I'm not your father, you're not afraid that you won't be able to give birth to a child, I'll give you a fart, you can do whatever you like. ”

I have to say that this stupid pillar and Xu Damao are really a pair of natural enemies, and between three words, the two of them can pinch each other.

And both of them know where each other's seven inches are, and this speech can help the other side to be half angry.

Hearing Silly Zhu say that he couldn't give birth to a child, Xu Damao laughed angrily, "Yes, I don't have children now, but this doesn't mean that in the future, I'm not like someone, and I haven't even talked about a daughter-in-law until now." ”

Originally, when Silly Zhu heard this, he should have jumped like thunder a long time ago, and if he didn't get it right, he would reward Xu Damao twice.

Xu Damao, who had already prepared to smear oil on the soles of his feet, didn't see Silly Zhu angry for a long time, but he still looked proud, "I can't think of it, Xu Damao, I'm not angry at all now, because you're going to testify soon!" You that doesn't lay eggs! ”

Looking at Xu Damao, whose face had changed drastically, he was stupid, and he was refreshed, "Okay, get out of the way, good dogs don't get in the way, how can this Lou Xiao'e stand you, the smell on her body is rancid!" ”

Pushing Xu Damao away, the stupid pillar was like a cricket that had won, with his head held high, and he walked into the bathhouse with a proud face.

Leaving Xu Damao alone to grit his teeth there, he was secretly ruthless in his heart, don't be complacent, stupid pillar, look at how the master messed up your marriage!

Thinking about it in my heart, my body, which had been working at the widow's house in the countryside for half the night last night, was also rejuvenated.

When I went home, I found that Lou Xiao'e hadn't come back from her parents' house, so I helped the chickens put them in the cage, and then took the money and the ticket and prepared to take a bath first, after all, I couldn't smell the rancid smell on my body.

When passing by the middle courtyard, he saw the pretty widow who was washing clothes in the pool, and saw her bent buttocks, Xu Damao's heart was full of thoughts.

Seeing that there was no one around, Xu Damao quickly leaned over, "Sister Qin, what about washing clothes, I also have some dirty clothes at home, help me wash them by the way?" ”

Widow Qin didn't shy away either, "What? Your Lou Xiao'e is not at home? ”

"Not yet, I didn't go to the countryside to show a movie yesterday, so she went to live at her mother's house," and then deliberately said loudly: "Hey, then thank you Sister Qin, I brought two old hens today, and I'll give you one when the time comes!" ”

Widow Qin also took advantage of the situation to stand up, "Then let's go," but whispered again, "A chicken is not enough, just add money!" ”

"Okay, I'll give you another two dollars, okay?" Xu Damao is now the time when the sperm worm is in his head, and he can agree to any request made by Widow Qin.

"Let's go!" wiped the water on his hands with his clothes, and then the two went to Xu Damao's house one after the other.

A few minutes later, the flushed Widow Qin walked home with the old hen given by Xu Damao in her hand, her legs between her legs.

To tell the truth, Widow Qin's life is really comfortable now, she washes her underwear every morning when she gets up, and then waits for Jia Zhang's to make breakfast, and pats her ass to go to work after eating.

When I go to work, I walk around the workshop casually twice, show my face, and then you can slip away, either to the abandoned small warehouse, or to the boiler room in the bathhouse.

With the appearance of the widow Qin, after really letting go of her white lotus character, there are not too many ministers under her skirt.

Especially after Jia Zhang's obedience was governed by her, he didn't even dare to say a word, so he could only be at her mercy.

After Widow Qin left for a while, Xu Damao also walked out with a satisfied face and went to the bathhouse to take a bath.

After changing into clean clothes, he threw his dirty clothes home, and secretly followed the stupid pillar.

After following Silly Zhu all the way to the street, Xu Damao saw that his heart was full of jealousy, because Liu Siyuan was really like a little fairy after removing her figure for A when she was not sick.

After Liu Siyuan saw the stupid pillar coming over at the door of the street office, he was about to ask him if he had brought the household registration book, when he saw Xu Damao, who looked like a dog, and walked out from the corner behind.

First, he said hello to Silly Zhu, "Silly Zhu, why are you here?" ”

Then he turned his head and began to expose the old bottom of the stupid pillar to Liu Siyuan, "This female comrade, I am the neighbor of the stupid pillar from childhood to adulthood, you can't be deceived by this guy of the stupid pillar, he turned out to be unclear with the widow Qin in our courtyard, then Sister Qin, Sister Qin's name is very affectionate!" ”

Silly Zhu sounded the alarm bell in his heart as early as when Xu Damao appeared, especially when Xu Damao revealed his old background, he was even more nervous.

Silly Zhu stared at Liu Siyuan, who was indifferent, and his heart was uneasy.

After hearing Xu Damao's words, Liu Siyuan finally spoke, "What you said, He Yuzhu has already told me, I also understand him, and you said that you are He Yuzhu's neighbor, I can't see it, how can a normal neighbor be like you?" You're nothing! ”

After speaking, Liu Siyuan turned his head and walked into the street office, and said to the stupid pillar who was still standing, "Do you still want to testify?" I don't think that's coming in! ”