The ragged cathar soldier was asleep under a tree, and the officer kicked him in the head:

"Stand up for Lao Tzu, slacker!"

The soldier was in pain, and woke up from his sweet dream, and he was stunned for a moment, and soon took another kick, and immediately stood up straight and said:

"I'm sorry, sir, I'm so tired that I fell asleep before I knew it, and I think I'm sick and need a few days off."

"Little slippery, don't pretend garlic here with Lao Tzu!"

The officer unbuttoned the pockets of the soldier's jacket, took out his crumpled documents and glanced at them:

"Alan Cage, Solan, 3rd Class Private of the 9th Company of the 33rd Division of the Cathars, you slippery head...... It turned out to be a volunteer soldier in the first phase. ”

"Of course, I have a high level of consciousness, and I have broken away from the status of a stubborn heretic early on, and have become a pioneer of the new world, a glorious Voodoo believer."

"It's useless to pat yourself on the back, I've been observing for a long time, you kid is always clever, but you're sleeping when others are working, and you always avoid training, but I think you're sick, guilty of stealing and playing slippery!"

Alain looked aggrieved: "I have polio, and my legs and feet have been difficult since I was a child. ”

"Fuck you! Are you fooling Lao Tzu for a fool? When the meal is served, you kid runs faster than anyone else with a rice bowl! The sprint champions of the sports meet are not as good as you! ”

Alain quickly changed his words: "I have a headache and fatigue now, and I can't do heavy work, sir, I must have been too focused on chanting the scriptures during Vespers last night, so I caught a cold." ”

The officer kicked him in the boot again; "Just you? Still attending vespers? Reciting scriptures? Even the rats in the sewers are more pious than you! ”

"Wronged, sir, how am I not pious enough, I swore an oath to be loyal to Lord Diamund, the Dark Sect."

"Oaths are like the wind, they blow for a while and then disappear, especially for a treacherous villain like you, Private Alan Cage, you kid has been trying to escape since he joined the cathars, am I right?"

"That's impossible, I love it here, the brothers and sisters of the Voodoo Cult are all talents, and I can't wait to hug everyone and kiss them."

"Humph! Slippery! The officer glared at him viciously: "Alain, you kid remember it for me!" I'm staring at you! If you dare to run away, you will break your legs with this iron rod! ”

After a moment, Private Alain stuck out his tongue at the officer's back and whispered to himself:

"That's stupid! Dare to disturb Lao Tzu's sleep, he is dreaming of picking up girls! ”

Since childhood, Alan Cage has been much smarter than his peers.

It's a pity that he didn't use his brains on the right path, but kept stealing and cheating, swaggering and cheating, petty theft, and always shirked the responsibility to the honest child.

When he grows up, Alain becomes a complete liar and is wanted by the government of the Kingdom of Solan at a high price, and he is not ashamed, but proud, thinking that everyone else is all fools.

In his own words, he is not called a villain, but a smart man,

No matter what the circumstances, Alan Cage can always make the decisions that are best for him, and as for the fools who follow the rules, let them die.

Overconfident and boasting about the money he had swindled, Alain was finally arrested and imprisoned for five years, leaving him penniless by the time he was released.

At this time, the situation in the kingdom of Solan was quietly changing.

The alien forces of Soskaya Voodoo quickly replaced the Templar Church as the largest religion in the kingdom, and the dark patriarch Diamund, trusted by King Solan, began to interfere in the country's affairs, which most people could not imagine at the time.

Alain, on the other hand, was a smart man who quickly judged the situation and quit the Templar Church and converted to Voodoo.

While the cultists were killing innocents in the streets and the subjects of the kingdom were in dire straits, Alain had volunteered to join the armed forces of the cathar army to ensure his own safety, and this time, he won the gamble again.

For this reason, he did not hesitate to betray his relatives and friends, causing their family to be ruined.

Alan did not feel any psychological burden on all kinds of despicable acts, but was complacent about them.

"Those fools couldn't see the situation clearly and refused to join Voodoo, so they all died and lived in cold graves,

Only I, the great con artist Alan Cage, can see through the world, always be on the side of the victors, and taste all the sweetness of the world.

Recently, however, the situation has taken a turn for the worse.

For some reason, the staff officers of the Apolologist Command seemed to have lost their minds, and they actually transferred the main force to the Blackwater Valley.

Now it is clear to everyone that a major battle is about to begin, and in the face of the powerful coalition forces of the Imperial Kingdom, the cathars, who are inferior in numbers and equipment, have little hope and can only rely on monsters and sorcery to survive.

However, it doesn't matter, Alan has already thought about it, he must take advantage of the chaos to escape, blend into the camp of the victors, and let his fraud business start again.

Just as he was planning a picture of the future, suddenly, Alain felt the ground tremble, and looked back,

A low-ranking voodoo priest is whipping away the gigantic monster and guiding the stupid beast in the right direction.

One of the whips went off the rails and hit the monster's little ears, and the monster howled angrily, opened its mouth and tore off half of the priest's body, tilted its head and began to chew, its teeth chewing through the bones and tendons, making a terrifying "creaking" sound.

"Run!"

The cathar soldiers scattered one after another, and seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, another priest came to take the place of the deceased and continued to drive the monster forward.

Alan Cage has seen human sacrifice more than once,

These monsters came to this world through the steaming Otherworldly Gate, and everyone was terrified at first, but then slowly got used to their presence.

For these huge monsters, humans can only be regarded as rations, and the priests even say what about the comrades who fight side by side,

(It's ridiculous that it's not a creature of the world, and it's ridiculous.) ）

The High Priests called these summoned monsters "Apostles".

The principle is to sacrifice the soul of a living person, and the power of the spirit is a powerful energy supply, and the energy is transmitted to the other world through the magic circle.

Voodoo believers believe in otherworldly gods who have the power of their souls to shape their clans into fit for the world, transforming their lungs so they can breathe air, and transforming their arms to grow fangs and claws to tear open the throats of their enemies.

The terrain of the Heishui Valley is complex, and the task of marching has become extremely cumbersome, and there is a lot of work to be completed.

The other soldiers were hard at work, leveling the road with shovels so that the subsequent wagons could pass,

(Hmph, a bunch of fools, deserving of coolies!) Smart people only use their brains. ）

Alan Cage didn't exert any effort with the shovel, and gently scraped the small stones on the road with the blade of the shovel.

He didn't have to worry about being discovered, no one was working with him anyway, he had no friends in the army, he didn't bother to make friends, and his mind was worried about when lunch would start.