Chapter 28: You're so savage
Qi Xuan'er had a bee waist in her hands, and from the angle from which Li Xiao looked up, she could see that the tip of her chin was blocked by her full breasts, and at this time, her beautiful face was full of anger, her eyes were on fire, and she stared fiercely at Li Xiao, who was half a body shorter than her.
Originally, Qi Xuan'er was very tall, and Li Xiao was formed when he was three years old, and then a strange phenomenon appeared in his body:
Since then, his development has tended to be normal, and in the end, his development has been slower than that of other children, resulting in Li Xiao's height in the past six years, which is actually not as tall as he imagined, no different from a normal human child.
"What are you talking about me?" Qi Xian'er grinded her silver teeth.
Li Xiao said embarrassedly: "I said that I never said anything like that, do you believe it, third grandmother?" ”
Qi Xuan'er suddenly roared sharply: "Get out!" ”
As the rolling words roared out, Qi Xuan'er spewed out a sonic airflow from her mouth, which directly blew Li Xiao away from the edge of the pool and threw it high, like a parabola across the sky.
In mid-air, Li Xiao beat his hands and feet, but he couldn't break free from the impetus caused by the sound waves acting on his body, and flew directly down to the big lake not far away, panicking like a bird with broken wings.
"You're so savage!" Li Xiaowei screamed, and the water splashed.
Qi Xuan'er squinted her eyes at Li Xiao, who was submerged in the water, snorted arrogantly, didn't see her make any moves, and the next moment, she disappeared directly in place.
"Hahaha......" Li Xiaotong laughed heartily on the shore, how presumptuous the laughter was, if Li Xiao stood next to her, he would definitely want to beat her up.
Goo-dong.
In the lake, Li Xiao came up, spat on the water, and floated on the water.
Suddenly.
At this time, a black shadow was pressed down overhead, like a boulder showing a parabola to fall down, and the position where it fell was above Li Xiao's head.
It turned out that it was Li Xiaoxi who left the lake earlier, and at this time he flew down from the roller coaster and slammed Li Xiao, who had just emerged from the bottom of the lake.
"Stinky little eight, eat me a Tarzan crush!" Li Xiaoxi not only didn't worry about smashing Li Xiao, but screamed, extremely excited, as if he wanted to sit on Li Xiao.
"Again!" Li Xiao scolded secretly.
But then, I saw him swooping in the water, his body was as fast as lightning, and his body instantly moved sideways for a distance, directly avoiding Li Xiaoxi's big butt that called his head.
Poof.
Li Xiaoxi fell into the water and made a splash of the old high.
At this time, Li Xiao's two little feet kicked in the water, and with the little shock force of the foot hitting the water, his body rose directly into the sky and returned to the shore.
As soon as he stood up wet and steady, Li Xiao spread his feet, crossed his waist with his left hand, and pointed at the lake and scolded: "Li Xiaoxi, Lao Tzu has endured you for a long time!" If you want to do this again, Lao Tzu will make you call your mother! ”
When Li Xiaoxi heard this, he stuck out his tongue, and there was no fear on his face, "You are a little old man, pretending to be the boss all day long." My mother said, you have to call me eldest sister! ”
Li Xiao took a sip, and I don't know whether to express his anger at Li Xiaoxi, or to spit out the lake water in his mouth, "You little girl, Lao Tzu has eaten more salt than you have drunk." You want me to call you big sister, phew! ”
Li Xiaoxi stuck out her tongue slightly, turned her head and dived into the water, and in an instant, she drummed up a large group of frightened fish of all colors.
Seeing this, Li Xiao snorted and was about to turn around, when he heard Li Xiaotong's confused and curious voice behind him: "What is salt?" Is it delicious? ”
There is also salt in the ancient world, but it is not called salt here, it is called salt.
Once a month, the bluebird flies back from outside.
This kind of blue bird is extremely good at speed, and when it becomes an adult, it can be compared to the Emperor Realm Ancestral Beast in terms of speed alone.
It only takes about ten days to travel back and forth to the Great Wilderness.
And every time the bluebird comes back, he will bring back some daily necessities.
Among them are salty ingredients, every time Li Xiao barbecues, these seasonings are must-have, but Li Xiao has never used the word salt to speak. Because every time he makes something delicious, he is making it himself.
Now when he scolds when he is angry, Li Xiaotong is also the first time he has heard of it.
She didn't know that salt was salty, but she heard it clearly, Li Xiao said that he had eaten more salt than Li Xiaoxi had eaten milk, if it wasn't for the delicious salt, how could he eat so much?
When Li Xiao heard this, he glared back at Li Xiaotong, and said angrily: "It's delicious, I'll give you the salt of the whole water tank next time, okay?" ”
Li Xiaotong tilted his head and replied sweetly: "Okay! ”
This sentence directly choked Li Xiao speechless, too lazy to say, turned around and walked away, while walking, I saw Li Xiao, who was only wearing a pair of pants, a cloud of mist from his skin like smoke, scattered with the wind, only a moment, Li Xiao was covered in water, and he was dried clean by the hot qi and blood churning in his body.
Li Xiaotong turned around blankly, his eyes followed the back of Li Xiao walking away, and tilted his head: "Why are you going?" ”
Li Xiao: "Find a place to bury yourself." ”
Li Xiaotong: "Is it okay not to bury it?" ”
Li Xiao: "Don't bother me if you don't bury you." ”
Li Xiaotong: "I don't bother you. ”
Li Xiao turned around: "You are so good, I thank you......"
But before Li Xiao finished speaking, a gray object flew in front of him, and Li Xiao was excited, thinking that it was a hidden weapon and subconsciously reached out to catch it.
Li Xiaotong said loudly: "Roast a mountain rabbit for me, I promise not to bother you!" ”
Li Xiao's forehead burst with electricity: "You don't know, this is to annoy Lao Tzu again?" ”
Li Xiaotong smiled sweetly: "It's okay if you don't get it, but let me tell you, this is what my mother wants to eat." ”
Li Xiao cut off: "Don't look at your mother's good figure now, if you eat like this again, you will definitely be blessed in your old age!" ”
At this time, Li Xiaotong tilted his head again and looked at Li Xiao with a grin.
This expression, Li Xiao was familiar, and suddenly his whole body stiffened, he turned around slowly, in front of him, it was an ancient poem standing and munching on a big cake, Li Xiao was a little desperate: "Why are you all elusive!" Is it okay to have a little sound? Don't be so scary! ”
Gu Shishi chewed her mouth and said, "What are you afraid of, I won't clean you up." ”
These words came into his ears, Li Xiao was like a spring breeze, and he was about to say something like the second grandmother who has Rong Nai Da and is not as knowledgeable as the juniors, but the next sentence of the ancient poem made him swallow all the words back into his stomach: "But you have to go to the mountains for me today, call a hundred wild things, and roast them all for me, and the taste must not be the same!" ”
Gu Shishi said, but there was a harmless look on his face: "If you can't do it, then you have to be responsible for what you just said!" ”
Hearing this, Li Xiao's face darkened.
He would not doubt the consequences of Gu Shishi's words, last time, he didn't do it, and finally Gu Shishi tortured him alive for several nights in her childish and special way, life is better than death, and now when he thinks about it, he still has a burst of hair.
Li Xiao didn't look back and ran to the mountain next to him: "I must do it!" ”