Chapter 270: The Great Electric Cannon
The ancients all said that this is not crazy, it will not survive, Wang Cuihua is no different from a madman now.
The brooms of the Northeast people are all woven from bamboo, and this broom is beaten down with her head and face, which her mother never thought of in her life.
The daughter who was originally like dough and let her handle it, now dares to beat herself?
With an "oh" voice, Wang Cuihua and her mother were directly beaten with a broom, and her face was full of flowers.
"Son-in-law, help, your mother-in-law is crazy, stop her!"
The old lady Wang, who turned around and ran, ran faster than anyone else while crying wolf and howling for help, and even the old man of her family couldn't take care of it.
While shedding tears and waving a broom, Wang Cuihua chased for a long time before she calmed down again.
watched Wang Cuihua beat her mother away, and there was no lively melon-eating crowd, and soon found a new hot spot.
"Oh, this is a jeep! I know, I've seen our field chief and I've been in this car! ”
"Cut, what are you, this car is better than the car we sit in for a long time, you look at the new and big, at first glance, it is a good car!"
One by one, the people who ate melons surrounded the jeep driven by Chen Liang and commented on it, looking at the posture, it seemed like they had sat on it more.
Some children wanted to reach out and touch it, feel it up close, and then they were slapped on the hand by the adult, "Don't touch it, if it is broken, we can't afford to sell it for our whole family!" Stay honest! ”
When Chen Liang got out of the car with Anne, he was quickly recognized, after all, his hunting skills are not bad, and he is also very generous.
"Young, look at this person's hair is golden, it looks so beautiful!"
"It's lonely and unheard, this woman is crooked, and her hair is blonde!"
"Fart, then the Xian people on the other side of our mountain, why are they the same as our hair?"
"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, people are hairy, and of course their hair is different from us!"
Anne originally heard others compliment her on her good looks, so she didn't plan to speak, but when someone said that she was Maozi, Anne couldn't help it.
After such a long time of domestic life, Anne's Chinese has been thieves, and the taste of the big slag in the northeast cannot be hidden in one mouth.
"I'm a rabbit from the Russian ethnic group, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"
"Ah, crooked nuts can also speak our Northeast dialect?"
"You're stupid, I didn't hear that she was a rabbit from the Russian ethnic group!"
"Our rabbit country has a Russian ethnic group?"
The last person is blind at first glance and can't speak, what is it called an ethnic Russian? Anne in front of you, isn't she human?
Come on, come on, show me who said it, next time I hit the prey, I will cut the piece of meat on the side of the pig ball for her family, you can't eat it!
Chen Liang rolled his eyes, then pulled Anne to ignore the people outside, and walked straight into Zhou Peng's house.
"Brother, I'm letting you see the joke again!" Zhou Peng couldn't stop smiling bitterly.
"It's okay, it's still the same old saying, this family has a scripture that is difficult to read, our eldest brother doesn't laugh at the second brother!"
Chen Liang waved his hand, where are you now, you don't know, when my Shura field breaks out, whether I can survive or not is a question!
"Brother, come on, come into the house and sit down, sister-in-law will give you a whole table of good dishes tonight!"
Wang Cuihua also wiped her tears, and then went to cook.
In fact, it's no wonder that Wang Cuihua reacts so violently, the physiological limit of a person is not to eat anything for seven days, when she was at her brother Wang Dalong's house before, she was already hungry to the limit.
Basically, it can be said that there is only one step away from death, if Zhou Peng hadn't gone early, and immediately poured some liquid food into her stomach after carrying it home, Wang Cuihua could have directly announced the finale.
People who have never been hungry will not know that when people are hungry to a certain extent, their bodies will take the initiative to resist, and the pain of rebellion in all internal organs is simply something that ordinary people can imagine.
According to the pain value of the tenth level, hunger can surpass them and reach the eleventh level.
That feeling of starvation to death, I haven't experienced it before!
But you can refer to those who were so hungry that they ate Guanyin soil in history, and you can imagine what kind of concept that is.
I think what Boss Cao said at the beginning, there is nothing more meritorious than saving the driver, and counting poison is better than running out of food, and starvation to death can be said to be the most tragic way to die in the world.
Therefore, the great old Y who invented the miscellaneous way, it is really called immeasurable merit, and ten thousand families are born Buddhas!
However, I also ate a bunch of people who had eaten enough, and they actually said that eating meat was so terrible, and everyone should eat vegetarian food.
Grandma's, you meow, you are a vegetarian, but those vegetarian bases, which one is not the essence soup made from meat, have the ability to let those vegetarians just nibble on radishes and vegetables for a month.
I guess it's not a month, he can't stand it for three days.
Wang Cuihua, who is basically equivalent to dying once, was also at that time, and really repented, when she was taken home by Zhou Peng, her younger brother Wang Dalong licked his big face again and begged for food, Wang Cuihua directly rewarded him with a closed-door soup!
The undead Wang Dalong soaked for a long time, and he didn't see his sister Wang Cuihua change her mind to give him food, so he simply took a heart and went to help his father and mother pick it up from his eldest brother's house.
However, what Wang Dalong didn't expect was that his sister would cut through the mess with such a neat knife and cut off the mess directly.
How did he get this meow, if he didn't have his sister's supply, wouldn't he have to starve?
Wang Dalong, who didn't believe in evil, took his parents to Zhou Peng's house again, and when he saw Chen Liang's jeep parked at the door, he thought it was a godsend.
"The Sword Comes"
There is a leader, this time he must pinch his sister again, he still doesn't believe it, he Zhou Peng dares not to honor his father-in-law and mother-in-law in front of the leader!
"The surname is Zhou, you come out for me!" Thinking about it like this, Wang Dalong's confidence is naturally enough!
Zhou Peng, who was chatting with Chen Liang, frowned when he heard Wang Dalong's shout, and his heart was furious, this Wang Dalong, did he eat the bear's heart and leopard gall? Dare to come and tease his tiger whiskers!
"Brother, you sit down first, I'll go out, deal with a little things and come back immediately!"
Zhou Peng got off the kang, put on his shoes, and then rushed out of the courtyard gate with an angry face.
"Wang Dalong, do you dare to come here? I won't kill you today, my Zhou Peng's name is read upside down! ”
After speaking, in front of Wang Dalong and his parents, a big electric cannon was hammered.
"Ahh Help, leader, come soon! Lord Qingtian, Zhou Peng is going to kill someone! ”
When Chen Liang was on the kang with Zhou Peng, he dragged Anne with him, and the two of them held the melon seeds beautifully and watched Zhou Peng blast his brother-in-law.
This melon is really exciting to eat!