Chapter 2 "Clever Escape"

"Huh! Bounce cotton! ”

An aunt's rough voice came, waking up the sleepy Qiao Shan.

The old man also shook his head, stood up straight in an instant, put a warm smile on his face, and stepped forward and promised:

"Do you want to play cotton?"

"That's right! My house is there, come with me. ”

The aunt held the dustpan in one hand and pointed behind her with the other, glanced at the two of them, and couldn't help but look at Qiao Shan twice.

"The young man is quite handsome, but it's a pity...... My daughter is already married......"

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Qiao Shan is also looking at the aunt,

He saw very clearly that Auntie's dustpan was sun-dried sweet potatoes!

"Okay! Coming soon! The old man's voice was filled with unconcealed joy: "Shunzi! Uncle Junko! We've got work to do! ”

Qiao Shan finally came to his senses and stood up suddenly!

Got a job?

That is, there is food to eat?

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Half an hour later,

Qiao Shan squatted on the edge of the water tank, gobbled up three baked cakes, and swallowed the cold water, only then did he breathe a sigh of relief and rub his stomach with satisfaction. Especially looking at the dozen or so baked cakes wrapped in white cloth in the shoulder pocket in front of me, a sense of satisfaction arises spontaneously!

This is the fruit of labor!

It took him a long time to pop a quilt, and it was because Qiao Shan had the memory of Junzi in his mind, and after a little familiarity, he would be able to get started quickly.

But when you're full, your IQ comes back,

Qiao Shan finally remembered who Lao Qi and Junzi were!

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What he didn't expect was that this was actually the movie world of "Clever Escape"!

Speaking of which, this movie is still one of Qiao Shan's favorite movies to watch when he was a child.

At that time, the family was poor, and the countryside was not developed, and in addition to a few CCTV channels, the family's big-head TV could only watch county satellite TV and provincial satellite TV, and there were only five or six channels together.

When he was a child, Qiao Shan, who didn't like to watch Jin Kela's advertisements, was happiest when he came home on weekends and holidays, when he stayed at home and watched movies.

It's not the movie channel of the six princesses that I watched,

It was a DVD player that the family bought at that time.

At that time, there were more than 20 movies on a single DVD, which was used to save the living expenses that Qiao Shan saved every month when he was in school. It is also through these DVDs that Qiao Shan witnessed the glorious period of Hong Kong, knew what the Four Heavenly Kings are, knew his brother and Xingye, and also saw the high-rise buildings and drunken gold fans that cannot be seen in the countryside!

At that time, the little boy sat in the dim room and thought silently:

If only I were the main character in the movie.

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It is no exaggeration to say that these DVDs accompanied Qiao Shan's entire youth.

Later, as he grew older, his video discs gradually increased, and he had accumulated an entire shoebox. The scope of his viewing is no longer limited to Hong Kong movies, war films, funny films, ghost movies, romance movies, action movies, and ***** are gradually involved.

In addition to domestic actors, he also knew that there were Schwarzenegger, Marlon Brando, Kukai Kura, and Shengze Mariya abroad......

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Later, with the rapid development of technology, everyone used smartphones.

To watch a movie, you only need to download the app to open a membership.

Qiao Shan found that he didn't know when, he had no movies to watch.

Going to work, getting off work, saving money, house, car, face, comparison with neighbors, alienation of friends, changes in family......

He didn't know when he had grown into an adult.

It is also for this reason that

After Qiao Shan crossed, he didn't think that this was the movie world for the first time.

The reason why I was able to think about it just now is due to the cotton clip that suddenly became popular on the short video platform in later generations.

The image of "Sima Yi playing cotton" is really classic!

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The story in this movie begins when a wounded Eighth Route Army traffic officer stuffs an oilcloth bag containing the Japanese army's strategic offensive map into the hands of his younger brother Erzhu, and tells him to deliver it to the comrades who pick him up at the train station. However, in a hurry, Erzhu misremembered the contact code "Mountains and rivers are suspicious and there is no way" as "the mountains and rivers are beautiful and there is no way out", which caused a series of funny accidents.

The main characters who appeared on the scene included Qin Gui, the second shopkeeper in the county who was appointed by the shopkeeper to go to the railway station to intercept the strategic offensive map; There are also Shunzi and the old uncle and nephew who are ready to defect to the Eighth Road to participate in the anti-Japanese team; As well as the storytellers in the teahouse and the little devil troops chasing them in a vain attempt to recapture the strategic offensive map.

This is a classic film that uses comedic expressions to show serious themes.

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can be more classic, no matter how funny,

Qiao Shan couldn't laugh at all at the moment.

After all, a movie is a movie, he can't expect the big wooden plate on his back to really block all the bullet attacks, in the original plot, Junzi can escape smoothly with the old man, but it may not be necessary to replace him Qiao Shan.

It's not that Qiao Shan underestimates himself,

Rather, he understands a truth: real war is always heavy!

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Qiao Shan chewed and swallowed the last bite of the baked cake, took a few breaths, showed a pure smile on his face, and asked the aunt who was picking up and drying sweet potato slices in the yard:

"Sister Yu, is there a teahouse in our village?"

"Yes! Right at the entrance of the village! ”

A "big sister" called Aunt Yu's heart, and the sweet-mouthed Qiao Shan quickly knew the specific location of the teahouse from Aunt Yu's mouth.

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Life made Johnson understand,

In the village, you must have a good relationship with the aunts and aunts.

They may not know about national events and the situation on the front line, but they definitely know who has lost chickens, who has dogs, and whose children are holding hands in the village.

"Boss, let's go!"

Qiao Shan, who had eaten and drunk enough and rested for a while, finally regained his spirit. got up and picked up the big wooden plate, pulled up the eldest nephew who was squatting next to him, and got up to hurry.

Gotta go,

If you don't go anymore, Aunt Yu will introduce him to the girls in the village!

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"Two guest officers, please!"

The shopkeeper of the teahouse is a lean middle-aged man with a vicissitudes of life, looking almost the same as the old man, like a little old man.

The common people of these years are like this,

Life is hard, and the age of thirty or forty is often matched with the face and body of fifty or sixty.

Seeing Qiao Shan and the others coming in, the teahouse owner greeted him with a smile, and shouted brightly to the guy who was walking around the house to add tea:

"Tea!"

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Qiao Shan silently looked around all the way, observing the route in the village, and when he entered the teahouse, he was the first to look for a place to hide.

Especially when you first enter the teahouse,

As soon as he saw the appearance of the storyteller in the teahouse, Qiao Shan scratched his head helplessly, and completely confirmed his guess,

It's really a movie world!

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The teahouse is very simple, that is, the people used their own farmhouse yards to renovate, but it is the absolute entertainment center of the old and young masters in the village in this era.

The men of the village gather in the teahouse every day to talk when they are finished or when they are not working.

Storytellers who run the rivers and lakes often use this kind of teahouse as a foothold, staying here for ten days and a half months, and regularly telling a storytelling every day.

And today, one of the walls of the teahouse is pasted with red paper, which is very eye-catching.

It reads the repertoire of today's storyteller,

It is "The Complete Biography of Yue Fei"!

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At this time, an elegant middle-aged storyteller on the stage wearing a robe and shaving a flat head was commenting on the story with emotion:

“…… In other words, after Marshal Yue Feiyue defeated the Jin soldiers in Zhuxian Town, he should take advantage of the victory to pursue! It's a good time to advance into the Central Plains, for the time being~ no table! That dog Qin Hui heard the news in the capital, eh~ What kind of lord is this Qin Hui......"

"Sir!"

As soon as Qiao Shan sat down, he interrupted the storyteller and said:

"Let's talk about the situation on the front line right now."

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