"On October 17, the head of Fuso. Offering offerings to the shrine toilet. ...... of the day"

"Recently, the Fuso Shrine held an autumn toilet cleaning memorial, according to the XX News Agency, on the first day of toilet cleaning, Fusang Shou. The phase is attached to the 'inside. Pavilion. Total. Reason. Big. Toilet paper ...... with the word 'minister'"

"As we all know, the shrine toilet is a spiritual tool and symbol of Fuso's foreign aggression. 14 of them are ......"

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Qiao Shan sat on the stool and called the mobile phone news page, and the related news has been on the hot search, and netizens are discussing and indignant in the comment area!

Everyone's anger was completely ignited!

"I just saw the news, and I'm so angry! These little devils! ! ”

"The mountains and rivers are exotic, and they don't share the sky!"

"I just want to know how long it took to get it? My old man can't even eat! ”

"Don't forget the national shame and remember history."

"Unrepentant, unforgivable! What about Lao Tzu's Italian cannon! Fuck it! ”

"We still have Fusang Style Street here, so we are speechless!"

"Forgetting history is tantamount to betrayal."

“……”

……

Qiao Shan was also very angry, especially when he was already depressed, these news were like leads,

Ignited his nerves in an instant!

As I said before, Qiao Shan never felt that he had a perfect personality, nor did he feel that he had any overall vision. He's just an ordinary person, and like a lot of people, most of the time, he also has a small citizen mind.

The first thought that crossed his mind now was:

Blow it up!

Before, this idea could only be a thought, and Qiao Shan couldn't realize it at all, and he didn't have the ability to realize it.

"But now ......"

Looking at the high-altitude cannonball that was still in the Book of Heaven, a thought suddenly rose in Qiao Shan's heart.

As soon as this thought came to mind,

Not only could it not be suppressed, but it became clearer and clearer in my mind.

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It was also an accident, Qiao Shan thought that this indefinite space-time projectile was a disposable, so he was reluctant to use it.

It was only later that I found out that

As long as this thing doesn't explode, it can actually be recycled into the Book of Heaven.

The countdown will also revert back to three minutes.

[Effect: A cannonball will suddenly land in mid-air, and it will explode three minutes after landing.] 】

It was with the cooperation of this "summoning bomb" and the Rolls-Royce Phantom that Qiao Shan was able to escape smoothly in the Hang Mansion, so this bomb was still very important to Qiao Shan.

But three minutes is a bit too long.

It's a little difficult to blow someone up,

It can only scare people.

If he couldn't see these news, this bomb might be used as an exclusive tool for Qiao Shan to scare the enemy in the future, but when he saw the news, he suddenly found a "perfect home" for this shell!

This cannonball was originally a clever escape from the world. The army bombed himself and his elders, which later became a prize and was drawn by himself.

"I will return to you the shells you used to ...... It makes sense! ”

Qiao Shan stood up suddenly, his eyes lit up!

……

Qiao Shan found that although his ideas were crazy, it didn't seem difficult for him to do it!

The cannonballs are perfectly hidden in the book of heaven,

You can effortlessly send it to the top of the Divine Toilet yourself!

This step alone solves 99% of the problems.

The more Qiao Shan thought about it, the brighter his eyes became, and finally took out a pen and paper and started the strategy directly.

He has a passport, but it is too troublesome to apply for a visa by himself, and the most convenient way is to follow the tour group, and then when visiting the god toilet, he accidentally throws a "small cannon" into the pit and flies the rotten shit.

Question: "How many steps does it take to blow up the Yasukuni Shrine?" ”

First of all......

Secondly......

At last......

The time went from eight o'clock to half past eleven, Qiao Shan put down the carbon black pen, looked at the three feasible strategies full of plans, and then tore them to shreds and burned them.

Qiao Shan couldn't help but have a sincere smile on his face.

Conclusion: The solution works!

……

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Money opens the way, and everything is fine.

On the third day, Qiao Shan had already taken his passport and a completed visa and boarded the plane to Tokyo. He was accompanied by more than 40 people who were traveling in a group. In addition to some couples and college students, most of them are the main consumers of this tour - domestic aunts!

Johnson chose the latest phase of the group free trip.

Because it is a group, the requirements for applying for a visa will be simpler, and you can choose one of the three types of real estate certificate, 5W deposit, and car driving license.

The three-and-a-half-hour flight was on JAL, the plane was relatively small, and the aunts were very excited, which made the cabin a little noisy.

"This sushi is delicious! It's still salmon! ”

"JAL's in-flight meals are better than Air China's! Look at this Häagen-Dazs! ”

"I came to Fuso this time for the toilet seat, I tell you......"

“……”

Several male college students behind the aunt looked at each other, and the atmosphere was very quiet, which seemed incompatible with the excitement in front.

Qiao Shan sat with them, listening to the song with his eyes closed and resting and recuperating.

A boy with glasses frowned, wanting to open his mouth to refute the aunts in front of him, but found that he couldn't speak.

Forget it,

Lack of combat power must admit it!

Another boy couldn't help but whisper, "If it weren't for our schoolwork, I'd rather give up this tour!" Why did I choose a Japanese major in the first place? ”

Damn it!

I knew it now, and I would rather not know Eimi Fukada in high school!

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The five of them are roommates in the same dormitory, all of whom are Japanese majors in Tsujo, and this trip to Japan is partly for their studies and to see the local "characteristics".

But now the whole network environment is anti. The mood in Japan is serious, and their entire Japanese department has been keeping a low profile lately.

Exchange activities between the department and Fuso University have also been cancelled.

Some of the five of them wanted to cancel the activity, but the dormitory director refused.

"It's not the first time this kind of thing has happened, everyone calm down." The head of the dormitory, who had a dark face and a sturdy body, said calmly: "After more than three years of college, you should have expected this situation a long time ago." ”

"But Boss, we'll be scolded when we go back. Relations between the two countries have been so tense recently......"

The stout head asked:

"What was your original intention in choosing this major?"

He then said, "I don't know about you, but I chose this major to understand Fuso culture. Only by deeply understanding their culture and understanding their thinking can we find their weaknesses. That's why I organized this trip to Fuso to complete my coursework. ”

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The head of the house said it very calmly.

Qiao Shan, who was sitting with them, couldn't help but open his eyes, took off his headphones, and gave a thumbs up to this brother who was obviously a man from the Northeast.

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