"Zombie Master".

This is a zombie movie that Qiao Shan watched on the disc player during his childhood.

The plot of the movie roughly tells the story of the naughty little zombie running away from home and the zombie family coming out together to find the little zombie.

Among them, there are also profit-hungry rosacea priests and security captains who collude with each other to defraud each other of money.

This rosacea Taoist priest, there is such a person in the town, but Wang Guoming has always regarded it as a swaggering and deceiving guy, causing Qiao Shan to not think of this person for a while.

"The security captain in the plot is also worthy of Sun Ergou......" Qiao Shan's eyes twitched, and he was a little uncalm.

Although he knew the world he had traversed, Qiao Shan was not happy at all!

First: there are really zombies in this world!

Second: There is no Uncle Ying in this world!!

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This is simply to add insult to injury!

A zombie movie with Uncle Ying and a zombie movie without Uncle Ying are completely two concepts!

For Qiao Shan, if he had a choice, he would like to travel to the zombie world where Uncle Ying exists at the moment!

Without him, ask for peace of mind!

From the audience's point of view, Uncle Ying's zombie film has a rigorous plot, reasonable contradictions, and a clear story line, and in the end, Uncle Ying must win and destroy all demons and monsters!

But without Uncle Ying's zombie film, everything can't be guaranteed.

Qiao Shan didn't think for the first time that this was the world of "Zombie Master", in addition to the long time of watching the movie, but also because the plot of the movie itself was chaotic and the conflict was unclear, it could not impress the audience.

And from the perspective of the traverser......

In this zombie film without Uncle Ying, zombies are killing, Taoist priests are refining corpses and cheating money, there is no good thing at all!

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"The world...... It's dangerous! ”

Qiao Shan stuffed the gold watch into his pocket and put the white cloth back on, pondering in his heart.

That rosacea, who looks like a trickster in the plot, can destroy flying zombies...... And the parents and mother-in-law in the zombie family look extremely powerful, but they are planted in the hands of the rosacea Taoist, no matter how unreasonable you think!

Although Qiao Shan does not understand the hierarchy of zombies,

But I have never eaten pork and have seen pigs on trees, and flying zombies must belong to a very powerful category among zombies!

There are four members of the zombie family, and at first glance they are high-level zombies!

And that rosacea-nosed Taoist priest, when he was weak, he couldn't even control the walking corpse, so he didn't look like a master of the Tao!

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"Hey! You two come here and carry the corpse to the courtyard! ”

"I knew that I was bitten to death by a zombie, and I still put it in the house. Why, do you want to wait for the zombie dance at night? ”

Qiao Shan beckoned to the two security guards, scolded them twice, and motioned for them to carry the corpses out.

Although he doesn't understand the Maoshan Taoism,

But the most basic common sense, Qiao Shan still knows.

First expose the corpse of the watchman to the sun for a day, wait until the afternoon, and then cremate the corpse, if this can still be the corpse, Qiao Shan will ...... You'll have to run.

After determining that there are real zombies,

Qiao Shan quickly made a decision to follow his heart.

The world is so big, there is no need to guard this Shigou Town all the time, anyway, there are not many more adjutants in the town, and there are many less adjutants in the town.

Zombies, it's really so powerful, it's a big deal to go to a place where there are no zombies and wait for the plot to end, and return to the real world immediately after the collection of the book of heaven is completed.

At most, it leads to a worse evaluation of Tianshu.

The most important thing at the moment is to break through the innate realm, as for zombies...... I can't afford to mess with me, I can't hide!

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Qiao Shan crossed his arms, looked at the corpses exposed to the sun, and instructed the security guards to collect firewood and prepare to set fire to the corpses in the afternoon.

"Huh! Do! What is this for! ”

After half an hour, Sun Ergou finally returned. When he saw the corpse in the courtyard, his face suddenly changed, and he walked in scolding.

Behind him, there was also a rosacea Taoist priest wearing a yellow robe and beard, with a sheep's beard and beard, who looked very obscene.

"Hey, hey! Fast! Hurry up and carry it in! ”

When the rosacea priest saw it, he was immediately distressed and hurriedly pulled the white cloth and re-covered the corpse, and did not dislike it, picked up the corpse and ran into the house.

"This is a good baby! Destroy it, and we won't be able to do anything! ”

The Taoist priest spat at the palm of his hand, pinched his big yellow teeth, and pointed at the corpse of the fourth guard!

The corpse twitched, then stopped moving.

"Luckily, I arrived just in time! Captain, if I come a little later, I'll be in vain......"

"Adjutant Wang!"

Sun Ergou looked at Qiao Shan, glared and scolded, "Who told you to move the corpse?" Something went wrong, can you afford to take responsibility?! ”

"Cut!"

Qiao Shan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and looked at the rosacea priest: "What are you going to do with this corpse?" ”

The rosacea Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and then turned his head to look at Sun Ergou.

Sun Ergou was very angry, he didn't expect Qiao Shan to dare to treat him as nothing, is this still the obedient adjutant Wang who was governed by him?

"Good boy! Believe it or not, I killed you! ”

Sun Ergou glared, and habitually reached out and made a pistol gesture!

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But unlike in the past, this time Qiao Shan did not cringe as usual, but opened the holster, raised the pistol, pointed at Sun Ergou from afar, and said lightly:

"Okay, I'd like to see if your 'pistol' is fast, or my 'pistol' is fast."

"Hey! I ......"

Bang!

A gunshot rang out, and Sun Ergou froze in place.

Looking at the bullet holes on the ground under his feet, Sun Ergou's legs trembled a little, and he raised his hand tremblingly to point at Qiao Shan, and lifted it halfway, seeing Qiao Shan shaking the gun in his hand with a light smile, he hurriedly put his hand down.

"Wang ...... Adjutant Wang, Captain Wang, are you crazy?! ”

Sun Ergou's voice trembled a little, sweat was already on his forehead, he squeezed out a stiff smile, and begged for mercy: "If you have something to say, Adjutant Wang, you put down the gun first......"

Is this guy crazy?!

The county magistrate is my brother-in-law!

You are just a stupid scholar sent by the county magistrate's brother-in-law for my summons, how dare you point a gun at me? How dare you shoot me?

……

Qiao Shan ignored him, waved his hand to the four security guards who ran in when they heard the gunshots, and said:

"Carry the corpse out and continue to dry!"

"Also, find more firewood, make sure to burn the corpse!"

The four security guards looked at each other, two of them looked at Sun Ergou who was shocked and angry, and then looked at Qiao Shan who was holding a gun, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he was about to raise the spear in his hand and aim at Qiao Shan.

Bang!

bang

Two more gunshots!

Qiao Shan squinted, looked at the two team members in front of him, and said in a deep voice: "I have some disagreements with Captain Sun, that's our business." What's the matter, I, Adjutant Wang, can't speak well? ”

He raised his gun again and pointed it at Sun Ergou, and said with a gentle smile:

"Captain, you say, is what I said good?"

Sun Ergou looked at the Mauser spear that was broken by Qiao Shan in the hands of the two security guards, and the anger on his face disappeared, leaving only a look of horror:

"Good! Work well! ”

"What are you doing stupidly! Do as Adjutant Wang instructs! ”

Lose your marbles!

Adjutant Wang is crazy!

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