Chapter Eighty-Nine: Zombie Scientology!
"Daddy!"
Ah Hua ran upstairs, but no one was found, and came to the experimental room built next to the villa, and explained in a low voice: "My father should be doing experiments inside, I'll go and see it first." ”
Qiao Shan nodded and stood at the door.
He had listened carefully, and he had already heard the voices inside.
"Sure enough, I found the body! There is really a way to die! Now I can finally continue my research. ”
"Resilient! It's pretty fresh! ”
The sound of scissors rags came, accompanied by Ah Hua's footsteps, and the exclamation of Dr. Strange suddenly sounded inside:
"Zombies?!"
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Qiao Shan smiled and took the opportunity to break in.
He caught up with Miss Ah Hua and happened to see a naked man suddenly break out of a laboratory!
"Ahh
"Ah~"
Several screams rang out at the same time!
Ah Hua covered her face, turned around, and said shyly: "I don't want to look at it!" I don't want to watch it! ”
Dr. Strange chased him out of the laboratory, pushed the naked man Ah Gui into the corner, pulled his daughter over, covered Ah Hua's eyes, and said angrily: "Can't see it!" Can't watch! It's not going to grow big after seeing it! Come on in! ”
This dramatic scene almost made Qiao Shan laugh out loud.
Why can't you grow up after watching it?
Obviously, you will grow up when you see it!
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Pushing his daughter into the laboratory, Dr. Strange angrily kicked Ah Gui, who was wrapped in a white cloth: "Dead Ah Gui!" Dress up as a corpse in the lab! Dress up as a zombie! Double your tuition for the month! ”
Ah Gui said aggrievedly: "Doctor, I was wronged! ”
"I don't see that you haven't been able to find a corpse for experiments, and I want to pretend to be a corpse to make you happy!"
"Happy you big-headed ghost!" Doctor Strange yelled.
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Dr. Strange angrily blasted Ah Gui out, and then he saw Qiao Shan standing in the aisle, frowned and asked:
"Who are you? What are you doing here? ”
Ah Hua poked her head out of the laboratory, covered her face with her hands, and probed her eyes through her fingers, and found that Ah Gui had been driven away by her father, so she breathed a sigh of relief and came out to explain:
"Dad, he's the lieutenant of the king in town, and he's coming to you."
"I'll go first, you can talk to my father." Ah Hua smiled at Qiao Shan, lowered her head and ran out shyly.
The strange doctor shouted from behind: "Ah Hua, you are not allowed to go to Ah Gui!" ”
"Oops! Got it! I'm ashamed~"
Ah Hua's voice came faintly, covered her face, and ran into the villa with a snort.
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"Adjutant Wang?"
Dr. Strange looked at Qiao Shan carefully, frowned, and said, "You know my daughter?" What is your relationship? Where have we got? ”
Johnson: "......"
"Dr. Dong, I only met Miss Ah Hua for the first time today, and we didn't know each other before."
Good fellow, what kind of daughter slave are you?
Can you put down the skull in your hand first?
Qiao Shan decided to get straight to the point, he straightened his face, put the oranges he bought on the road on the table, and said in a deep voice:
"Doctor, I'm here to ask you some questions about zombies."
"Zombie ......"
Dr. Strange frowned, glanced at the gift Qiao Shan brought, thought about it, put the skull in his hand back on the skull frame, and took Qiao Shan to the laboratory.
I thought it was my daughter who came back with her boyfriend,
It turned out to be a false alarm.
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"You said there were zombies in town?"
After listening to Qiao Shan's story, Dr. Strange slapped the table and said in annoyance: "Oops! That corpse is worth researching! What a shame to burn it! ”
"But you're not wrong. People who are bitten to death by vampire zombies will indeed turn into zombies at night. ”
"Ever since I heard that there were zombies in the nearby town, I've been thinking about catching zombies for the past few days. It's a pity that Ah Gui's fox smell can't even attract a zombie shadow, what a waste! ”
I learned from Qiao Shankou that the person who was bitten to death by the zombie last night was the one who had a fight with them last night.
Doctor Strange was even more annoyed!
In the past few days, he and his apprentice Agui have made a trap in the town, and they go to wait for the rabbit every night, trying to catch a zombie for experiments. As a result, the zombie didn't touch it, but mistakenly took the fourth guard as a zombie, and broke the gong that hit the fourth.
It's just that I didn't expect that not long after beating the four and separating them, he died at the hands of zombies.
Dr. Strange shook his head and sighed,
I just don't know if he feels sorry for the encounter with the fourth, or if he feels lost because he missed the zombie.
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After a while,
Doctor Strange came back to his senses and said, "You want to know how zombies are formed?" ”
"Tsk...... There are many reasons for this! After death, because the causes of the corpse change are different, the types of zombies that are mutated are also different. ”
It's rare to meet a cultural person with glasses in the town, and he is also interested in zombies, seeing Qiao Shan's serious and sincere attitude, Dr. Strange also explained generously.
He just asked,
Unexpectedly, the adjutant Wang in front of him was actually a college student who had studied in Beiping.
"In our folk and Taoist books, we have our own explanations for corpse transformation. What kind of stiff hair, green stiff, stiff, non-bone, drought, jumping stiff...... And so on, these zombies are all varied, and they are all typical zombies that have been classified because of different reasons for their formation. ”
"But in addition to these typical zombies, there are many zombies in the world that cannot be named. From a scientific point of view, the reason for the formation of these zombies, in my opinion, is another species formed because of some specific magnetic field. ”
"For example, the zombies that have appeared in the town recently, based on the news I have heard, I dare to conclude that these eighty percent are a kind of bat zombies."
"The so-called bat zombies, according to my previous experiments, are formed by the supernatural electromagnetic waves of bats after death."
"If a bat flies over an unburied corpse, its own radio waves stimulate the remaining brain waves of the corpse and generate static electricity, and the corpse will turn into a bat zombie!"
"The watchman was bitten to death by a bat zombie, and there was a virus left in his body. His corpse will be activated at night, and once it is affected by the moonlight waves of the moon, the virus and electromagnetic waves in his body will also be activated, so I said that he will also turn into a zombie at night. ”
Dr. Strange sighed and said with some anticipation: "When I was abroad before, I saw this kind of bat zombie. The gringos call these zombies vampires. I didn't expect this kind of zombie to appear in our country. ”
"It would be great if we could catch a bat zombie for research."
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“……”
Qiao Shan was dumbfounded, and looked at Dr. Strange with a stunned expression.
Electromagnetic wave?
Moonlight waves?
Bloodsucker?
Big brother, you're really not kidding me?
Although I believe in science, you are a science...... It's too unscientific, isn't it!!
I feel like my IQ is being pressed to the ground and rubbed!
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Qiao Shan swallowed his saliva, his voice was a little dry, and his emotions were chaotic:
"Doctor, have you ever seen a vampire abroad?"
The world that crosses this time,
Is it such a ghost? Vampires have all appeared?
Dr. Strange nodded with emotion, took off his glasses, wiped the lenses, and said with a sigh, "Yes." In the past, when I was abroad, I was interested in these things with a few classmates, formed a research team, and captured several vampires. It's a pity ......"
It's a pity that I ran into a powerful vampire later,
The classmates of the research team were almost completely wiped out in that operation.
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