Take two days off.

Since there are mid-term exams on Saturday and Sunday, I will take two days off (Friday and Saturday).

On Sunday night, I will try to update two chapters as much as possible, so please be considerate.

Every Wednesday night at the History of Chinese Philosophy, the contemptible bald philosophy teacher became furious and ordered me to recite "Lisao" or "Tianwen" and "The Conjuring" before the end of the semester.

It's miserable, anyway, I'm still from Hubei, how can I be regarded as Qu Yuan's fellow countryman, you don't need to torture me with his things if you worship Qu Yuan. After reciting it for a long time, I only felt in a trance that 'I was resting for a long time to cover up my tears, and mourning the difficulties of people's livelihood' really outlined our mood very appropriately.

The bald teacher used to be a young man with good roots, but he lost hope more than 20 years ago and has been committed to Chinese culture since then.

Helplessly, the Philosophy History Outline course is not an attractive course after all, every time he goes to class, except for the people in the first row who listen to his lecture with their arms and heads propped up, there are all kinds of people who read novels, sleep, fall in love, and watch people fall in love.

Whenever I wake up in my sleep and watch the bald teacher draw yin and yang lines on the blackboard, explaining the omen of the hexagram of returning to my sister, I will be intimidated by his independent temperament: what kind of spirit is this, no one listens, no one responds, no one understands, but to continue to speak, this is simply a saint wearing a wreath of thorns masochistic pilgrimage!

What I admire the most about the teacher is that he wrote a book called "History of Chinese Philosophy", and then under the five eye-catching big characters, he used the smallest font of the New Song Dynasty font to indicate "A Concise List of Contemporary College Students", so in fact, the title of the teacher's book should be "A Concise List of Contemporary College Students in the History of Chinese Philosophy", but the teacher surprised me when I first saw him through typesetting skills.

At that time, the teacher took out a book in a low-key manner: "Students, this is a contemptible clumsy work, it is very helpful to understand my course, twenty yuan a copy, you can find me to buy it after class." ”

At that time, I looked up and saw a "History of Chinese Philosophy", and suddenly I felt a wave of righteousness rushing to my face, and I was shocked, "Haojie is hidden in the city!" ”

The image of the teacher swelled in my heart.

At the end of class, I took a closer look with a group of onlookers and noticed that there was an extra line of small print on the back, and the image of the teacher was deflated again.

In the second week, the teacher said, "Students, since only three copies of my work have been sold, I have decided to increase the incidental value of the book. ”

It's a pity that this buy-one-get-one-free strategy didn't help the teacher get through the difficulties after all, indeed, if you want to send an empty notebook, we can make a draft, draw an illustration or something, and what do we do with a copy of Marx? It's hard to wipe your ass.

Now, the teacher no longer sells his own books, but he is as serious as ever in class.

The teacher once said, "What is the business of a scholar?" Establish a heart for heaven and earth, establish a life for the people, continue to learn for the saints, and open peace for all generations. ”

After speaking, the teacher nodded in a low-key manner, as if he was modest, "Actually, I'm not so good."

I can say that I am a person who understands the teacher: for heaven and earth, the teacher is also for the teacher; For the sake of the people, how we get the score depends on the teacher; In order to continue to learn from the saints, well'''this'''' To open peace for all generations, indeed, by presenting the "Marxist Philosophy and Historical View" to tell the Huanghuang Avenue, but it is also the merit of the world.

But the teacher is always lonely, the bright bald head has been shining lonely in front of the podium, I can't help but want to climb for the teacher to shout, 'The beams are destroyed?!' Tarzan is bad?! The philosopher wilted?! But I finally relented and went back to sleep.

Soon after, I sought to have sex with my teacher outside of class and stopped attending classes.

The teacher was really anxious about me, so he kindly ordered me: "Let's memorize a few articles of Dr. Sanlu as a ticket to the final exam." ”

Okay, I started the road of "Lisao", I actually just came to ask for leave today, and the vacation is two days.

Readers and friends, I love you, and you should be able to understand me: just like my mentor, I have been lonely on the podium for decades, and I will silently rush to write for countless lonely nights to present you with the latest chapter of "The Lord on the Other Side of the Mountain".

Anyway, today I studied the TCP/IP protocol and the port mapping of the Cache chip for a day, and I took two exams on Saturday and two on Sunday.

Okay, let's see you on weekend nights.

By the way, I can act as an agent for the "Concise List of Contemporary College Students in the History of Chinese Philosophy", buy one and get one free "Marxist Philosophy and History View", please contact if you are interested. Contact, Mr. Eskimol. Remember to praise it, dear! Door-to-door delivery, dear! Cash on delivery, dear!

Flashing people, the dormitory is out of power, good night to you.