Chapter 20: How is it Friends again?
After confirming that the two people who came were definitely not Tang Seng and Wukong in his impression, Wang Aiguo was finally relieved, so he followed the disciples of the Elixir Valley to meet Li Yang and the warrior monk.
The moment he came to the main hall and saw Li Yang and the warrior monk, although Wang Aiguo was shocked, he was more happy in his heart.
Although Li Yang wears a very similar look to Tang Seng, this figure is too strong, to be honest, it is impossible to practice this if you haven't eaten protein powder for 30 years in the gym.
As for the warrior monks, not to mention, it's like an orangutan that has just escaped from a zoo.
And it's the kind that broke the iron cage by himself.
And when Wang Aiguo appeared, Li Yang and the warrior monk froze at the same time, and the next moment, the two glanced at each other, and then their eyes were full of complexity.
"Hello, two masters! My name is ......"
", three hundred! Why are you here, don't introduce yourself, we know you better than anyone else......"
As soon as Li Yang spoke, Wang Aiguo was silent.
The nickname of 300 is known only to the people in their dormitory.
As for why his nickname is three hundred, he actually weighs nearly three hundred pounds.
After being silent for a while, the corners of Wang Aiguo's mouth twitched, and he said with embarrassment.
"Are you the eldest and second brother?"
"Or else?"
At this moment, Li Yang felt that the world was crazy.
But it's not easy to get to know each other, which is more or less a good thing, after all, from now on, everyone is not alone.
Soon, Wang Aiguo asked the Elixir Valley to arrange a room.
As soon as the three of them entered the room, Wang Aiguo looked at the two in front of him with a shocked expression.
"What's going on with you? Why did you cross over here, don't tell me, you two are Tang Seng and Sun Wukong? ”
As soon as they heard this, Li Yang and the warrior monk both looked at Wang Aiguo with strange expressions, although he was very fat and in line with Zhu Bajie's body type, but he was completely human, and he didn't have pig ears.
Referring to the shape of the warrior monk, the warrior monk plays the role of Sun Wukong, who has changed from a small monkey of 1.4 meters to a gorilla of 2.4 meters.
This is simply from Andy Lau to Ma Dehua.
According to this routine, Wang Aiguo should be even worse, not only fat, but also likely to become a wild boar.
But now Wang Aiguo has evolved very perfectly, he doesn't look like a pig at all, and he looks like a proper human fat man.
Although most people don't want to be fat, there must be more people who don't want to become orangutans.
Thinking of this, the warrior monk grabbed Wang Aiguo's arms and said excitedly.
"Brother, tell me quickly, why did I turn into an orangutan and you evolved to be more human? Did you learn a spell! ”
"I learned spells, but I didn't do this because of spells, that's what I was like when I came!"
"Maybe God thinks I'm too handsome, and I don't want to live up to my handsome face!"
Saying that, Wang Aiguo also took out a small mirror that he carried with him, and looked left and right, which was extremely smelly and beautiful.
Seeing this, the warrior monk didn't say a word, and threw a punch directly at Wang Aiguo.
However, this punch did not hurt Wang Aiguo, I saw that the fist of the warrior monk was about to touch Wang Aiguo, Wang Aiguo's figure instantly turned into water vapor and dissipated in the air.
Two seconds later, Wang Aiguo appeared next to Li Yang again, and said casually.
"Calm down, I have such a handsome face, what if I am broken by you!"
Seeing Wang Aiguo's appearance, Li Yang nodded slightly, he also guessed that Wang Aiguo must also have a plug-in, but he didn't know what a plug-in was.
"Tell me, what abilities did you get?"
"I don't have any special plug-ins, but I just got the full version of the 108 changes of Tiangang Earth,"
Hearing the 108 changes, both the warrior monk and Li Yang were shocked.
This Journey to the West's highest-level kung fu, and it is still the full version, was actually obtained by him?
But before the two of them were happy, Wang Aiguo said lightly.
"But don't be so excited, although it sounds very powerful, but in fact, these two kinds of kung fu are about the same, and there is no difference between high and low."
"The thirty-six changes of Tiangang and the twelfth change of the seven evils do not refer to the transformation into 108 kinds of things, but to the classification of 108 kinds of spells."
Hearing this, Li Yang and the warrior monk were interested, and they also wanted to know how these 108 kinds of spells were classified.
Soon, Wang Aiguo began to popularize, in fact, he didn't learn all the 108 spell classifications, like gorillas, he could only get a change in spell classification every three months, but he didn't need to practice, and he could directly integrate it after getting it.
In three years, he has obtained 12 species.
And it's just that these 12 kinds include the law of heaven and earth, sprinkling beans into soldiers, body changes, calling for wind and rain, water and fire do not invade, etc.
After hearing this, Li Yang glanced at the warrior monk with disdain, and the warrior monk turned his head in embarrassment and scratched the back of his head.
"Look at how smart Wang Aiguo is, there are 108 kinds of spell changes, and then look at you, what is the use except for great strength?"
"You can't fly, you can't transform, let alone call the wind and rain."
After Li Yang finished speaking, the warrior monk's face was full of embarrassment, while Wang Aiguo's face was full of doubts.
Soon, Li Yang also told Wang Aiguo about his situation and the situation of the warrior monk, and after listening, Wang Aiguo also looked at the warrior monk with contempt.
"Boss, you say you're a gorilla, you really don't use your brain! What is the reckless bull strength trick, how do you choose? ”
Just when Wang Aiguo wanted to complain, suddenly the door rang, and then a delicate voice came from outside the door.
"Patriotic!"
"Wife! Come in and meet my brother! ”
After hearing the voice, Wang Aiguo immediately went to open the door, and then Li Yang and the warrior monk saw a beautiful girl like a flower, walking in with a big belly, seeing this scene Li Yang was better, and the warrior monk felt that he was about to have a myocardial infarction.
also crossed over, one became Sun Wukong, and the other became Zhu Bajie.
The one who became Sun Wukong is more like a beast, and the one who has become Zhu Bajie is not only a human being, but also has a wife and even a child.
Thinking of this, the warrior monk couldn't stay any longer, and turned around and wanted to go out of the door.
"Boss, what are you doing?"
"Suicide."
The warrior monk said without love.
In the end, under the desperate prevention of Li Yang and Wang Aiguo, the warrior monk did not succeed in committing suicide.
However, the malice of this world against the warrior monks has not stopped.
At dinner, the warrior monk didn't eat a mouthful of food, just looking at Wang Aiguo and Miss Gao showing affection there, he felt that he was stuffed with dog food.