The process of coming back from the big face was relatively smooth, it only took about half an hour before and after, and then Li Yang and Wang Aiguo used spells to bring everyone back to the Elixir Valley.

After returning to the Elixir Valley, everyone saw a big face with a handful of snot and tears on the three of them.

"Why are you here? I've been waiting for you for three years, and I actually came to pick me up, so why am I a sand monk, this sand monk looks ugly! ”

As soon as he returned to the Elixir Valley, Da Mian immediately told all the grievances of the past few years.

The three of them also smiled bitterly when they looked at the big face, as they guessed, the big face at this time was really the same as the shaking lion, with a mane on the face, and the face was very big, but the top of the head was still bald.

Of course, this is not the most terrible, the real scary thing is the pants with a big face, I haven't done it.

Don't get me wrong, it's not peeing your pants, it's just blood.

"No, I want to ask you what's going on?"

"What do you mean?"

Asked with a puzzled face.

Li Yang walked behind the big face and glanced at his pants with disgust.

"What else can you say? Why are you always dripping blood behind this? Is it a hemorrhoid flare-up? ”

Hearing Li Yang's question, he let out a long sigh with a big face, and then raised his head silently, a crystal tear flowed from the corner of his eye.

"The three of you, two were hit by a car and died, and one was killed by lightning, I think it's a well-deserved death, but I'm too much, I died on the operating table when I cut hemorrhoids."

"What's even more terrifying is that the sequelae of the failure of this operation were actually brought over by me, and what is even more perverted is that the sand monk also has his own curse, and ten thousand arrows pierce his heart at every turn.

But it wasn't my heart that pierced my heart, but what it was, which directly led to my hemorrhoids, which didn't get better for three years! ”

As soon as they heard this, Li Yang, the warrior monk and Wang Aiguo were silent at the same time, so the big face was really miserable.

And at this moment, the warrior monk's heart is finally balanced, and after so long travel, he finally saw a person who is worse than him.

But now that the big face met Li Yang and the others, he was finally saved, and soon Li Yang took out a talisman from his arms.

"This is my baby, I can remove all the curses, and I'll be cheaper for you!"

Saying that, Li Yang directly slapped the charm on the body of the big face, and the next moment the black qi on the big face was instantly dispelled by a golden light.

Then the big face only felt that the whole person was refreshed.

And Wang Aiguo, who was on the other end, also took out a bottle of pill from his arms.

"It's good that you met me, now I'm rich in the world, I can buy any medicine, if I wasn't so rich, your hemorrhoids wouldn't have gotten better in this life!"

Saying that, Wang Aiguo stuffed the pill in Da Face's hand, and Da Face didn't talk nonsense, with a look of 'my disease has finally been cured', and took the pill without saying a word.

"Thank you to the second brother and the third brother, the boss, the second brother and the third brother have given me a lot of things, don't you express it?"

Seeing that the big face was spoken, the warrior monk seemed to think about it, if he didn't say it at all, would he still be everyone's boss?

After thinking for a moment, the warrior monk plucked three armpit hairs from his body and placed them on the hands of the big face.

Looking at the three armpit hairs handed over by the warrior monk, Big Face fell into silence, and after a while, Big Face said.

"I heard the second brother say just now, you don't seem to know how to spell now, so what are you plucking for me? This can't be turned into a clone. ”

"Remembrance!"

The warrior monk replied without hesitation.

Big face: "......"

Wang Aiguo: "......"

Li Yang: "......"

"In terms of shamelessness, you are still the strongest!"

……

"By the way, this time the big face is back, did you trigger the task? Are there any rewards for you? ”

It's a good thing that the big face came back, and the four brothers in their dormitory finally got together again, so even Wang Aiguo didn't go back to his wife, and the four of them hid in the room and talked, eating meat and drinking, so unhappy.

After chatting for a while, the warrior monk suddenly remembered a question, so he asked Li Yang about it.

And Li Yang was also a little drunk at this time, and after glancing at his big face, he shook his head and said.

"Maybe we ruined the order of the westward journey, so we didn't trigger the mission, but it doesn't matter."

"There will be no shortage of tasks, and when we get to Gao Laozhuang and Liusha River, it should be triggered again."

As soon as Li Yang said this, everyone nodded one after another, so that everyone was relieved.

"That's right, big face! We all have cheats on us, what's your cheat? ”

The big face was already drunk at this time, but after listening to Li Yang's words, he still put down the wine glass and said with confused eyes.

"My spell is called Taiyi Taiqing Hundred Illusions. This kind of thing is to apply spells to itself, and it can constantly change its form to fight the enemy. ”

Hearing the big face say this, everyone was stunned, this spell didn't seem to have been heard of in Journey to the West.

Knowing that these three people definitely didn't understand, he glanced at Wang Aiguo with a big face and said lightly.

"For example, the third brother is Bajie, the body is a pig, and the pig is restrained by the tiger, so I can transform into a tiger."

As soon as he said that, he turned around with a big face, and directly turned into a tiger with a dark blue flame all over his body and three eyes on the top of his head.

Then the big face turned around again and returned to its original state.

"All things are mutually reinforcing, my spell can't be applied to others, it can only be applied to myself, but the combat effectiveness is okay."

"And this Hundred Illusions Dafa is automatically cultivated, and every three months I can naturally improve my skill by a layer, and as my skill improves, my changes will become stronger and stronger.

Just like you just saw me, I was just an ordinary white tiger at the beginning, but now I can become a ghost tiger. ”

"If you improve again, it is estimated that you will be able to become a holy beast, or even break through the holy beast and become a real tiger god, dragon god, and so on."

Hearing this, Li Yang and Wang Aiguo both gasped, and at the same time, tears silently flowed from the corners of the monk's eyes.

"Why? Why are your tricks so powerful?,Did I really choose the wrong one?,Am I TMD retarded?,It's okay to learn what kind of reckless bull strength,Light strength is a big fart! ”

At this time, the big face hurriedly said: "Okay, let's not talk about me first, let's talk about you, now that we have gathered, what should we do next?" ”

As soon as he heard this, Li Yang immediately opened his mouth and said to everyone.

"My next plan is to go to the Heavy Hammer Sect and build a batch of golden hoops to help us subdue the monsters on the westward journey."

Big Face nodded.

"Well, great idea! But how do we enter the Heavy Hammer Sect and let them help us build the Golden Hoop? ”

After the big face finished speaking, the three of them turned their heads to look at Wang Aiguo, and Wang Aiguo rolled his eyes when he looked at the eyes of the three.

"Okay, okay, don't look at it, I understand!"