Chapter 166: Tianzun! Emperor of the Earth! People are holy!

Of course, Qiao Shan did not forget the Huangmei King, and after purchasing the furniture, he took the Huangmei King from Lujia Hutong and assigned him a courtyard separately.

After learning the reason behind "Journey to the West" and his final fate, King Huangmei not only dispelled the idea of eating Tang monk's meat, but also strongly retained the little zombie and planned to stay in 2006 and continue to live for a period of time.

Of course, the reason why the little zombie was able to convince King Huangmei was also because the silly girl told him that no matter how long he stayed in this world, he would return to the time he had just come over.

As soon as I heard this,

The Yellow Eyebrow King agreed instantly!

After all, since he came to 2006, he has only eaten lotus leaf chicken and flower chicken.

And he saw it in a book of gastronomy in the library,

Chicken can also be made into spicy chicken, beer chicken, saliva chicken, sesame oil chicken, chicken pot, Huadiao chicken, mushroom chicken soup, steamed ginseng chicken, double mushroom dried and fragrant chicken, braised chicken wings, Taiwanese three-cup chicken, crispy chicken......

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In this short period of one day,

Qiao Shan can be described as a shotgun change, from a fresh college student who has just graduated and is still looking for a job, to a young rich man with hundreds of millions of assets.

And also has a copy phone with the same function as the silly girl.

I don't know how Lu Xiaoqian will feel when he finds out.

The other two mobile phones, "Earth Emperor" and "Human Saint", were sealed, and Qiao Shan once again started the functional test against "Tianzun......

medical function,

flight function,

Confinement function......

An hour later, seeing the results of the test, Qiao Shan was in a mixed mood......

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"Light charging, live-action mode and other abilities that only stupid girls have, after all, the two materials are different, but why ......"

Why?

Why can't I use the time travel feature?!!

Obviously other functions can already be used, why can't I still travel through time and space?!!!

Hearing Tianzun's mobile phone say to himself in a mechanical ethereal voice, "Time and space travel failed", Qiao Shan once again fell into deep thought.

If there was a problem with the stupid girl at the beginning,

Now Qiao Shan has begun to think about his own problems!

He was now beginning to feel that in some unknown time and space, there must be an 'old coin' secretly calculating himself behind his back......

The scientist of the future?

Or a mythical figure from the past?

Qiao Shan raised his eyes lightly, his gaze was a little empty, as if he saw the person behind the curtain through the night sky, the existence that did not allow him to travel through time and space.

"Heh, do you think this will restrain me? I'm telling you...... You...... You did it! ”

Qiao Shan squatted down in frustration and began to draw small circles on the ground.

If he can't travel through time and space, many of his sassy operations can't be implemented!

He still wanted to travel to the Tang Dynasty, and when Tang Seng did not leave Chang'an, he placed the ten thousand volumes of Buddha in his book in front of him and scared him fiercely.

"Elder Tang,

Do you go to the West Heaven to get this pile of gold sutras, or this pile of silver sutras? ”

Damn it!

The plan has failed!

The branch in Qiao Shan's hand was broken by it!

Looking down from the sky, Qiao Shan's back looks helpless and desolate......

The sun is setting, twilight is dusk,

Qiao Shan threw the small branch in his hand, looked at the hexagram on the ground, and muttered in disbelief:

"Huh? It's actually an auspicious hexagram? ”

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Advertising agency of a certain year.

Lu Xiaoqian carried his schoolbag and walked out dejectedly.

In the president's office within the company, He Lan slapped the table angrily: "Our company's eighty-three employees, all of them are advertising elites, and none of them are idle meals!" ”

"I was late last time, and this time it's even more excessive, and I actually slept during work hours!"

"If it weren't for the fact that he saved you, I would have scolded him a long time ago! Chu Chu, as I said before, he is not a person who eats this line of food at all! ”

He Lan had no reason not to be angry, from the beginning she wanted to stay only Qiao Shan, but Qiao Shan politely refused her invitation, and Lu Xiaoqian, who didn't eat this line of food at first glance, stayed!

For the sake of saving Xiao Chuchu's face, He Lan was willing to give Lu Xiaoqian a chance at first.

But what Lu Xiaoqian did,

It's too challenging for He Lan's bottom line!

You must know that the company's employees are working hard, but you, a new employee who came in through the CEO's relationship, fell asleep on the desk.

What does this make you think?

The cohesion of the company is likely to completely collapse because of this rat!

He Lanqiao's face was cold, and she said coldly: "Give him two days' salary, and let him not use it tomorrow!" I'm annoyed when I see him! ”

"Huh?"

Xiao Chuchu was stunned and said, "Isn't the probation period three months?" ”

"The probationary period means that during the probationary period, I can let him go at any time!"

"Sister He~ You see I said that he ......"

Xiao Chuchu grabbed He Lan's arm and said flatteringly: "Don't be angry, look, you are so good-looking, and you are still ......."

"It's useless for you to praise me as a Seven Fairies now!"

He Lan sat on the chair angrily, clasped his hands to his chest, and looked unkind.

Xiao Chuchu knew that He Lan Daozi had a tofu heart, as long as he was saying more good things, he still had a chance to keep Lu Xiaoqian.

"You are not the Seven Fairies, what a miserable fate the Seven Fairies are, you ......"

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"I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice~"

Xiao Chuchu's mobile phone ringtone suddenly rang, interrupting her plea to He Lan.

This is the ringtone she set for Qiao Shan alone.

Looking at He Lan, who turned his back, Xiao Chuchu hesitated, pressed the answer button, and put it to his ear.

"Chu Chu, are you off work?"

Qiao Shan's gentle voice came out of the microphone.

Xiao Chuchu bit his lip, his heartbeat accelerated a little, glanced at He Lan, and quietly moved a few steps to the door: "Oh, it's fast, I still have something to do, and I'll be off work soon." ”

The First Cause of All Worlds

"Then I'll pick you up."

"Huh? This...... It's not good......"

Xiao Chuchu touched his cheek and felt a little hot.

"That's it, wait for me at the door of the company!"

Without allowing Xiao Chuchu to hesitate, Qiao Shan hung up the phone directly and decided the result.

Listening to the beep blind sound coming from the microphone, Xiao Chuchu was a little shy and excited by Qiao Shan's little domineering, and his heartbeat began to beat like the blind sound!

As soon as the relationship was confirmed, I went to the company to pick up people......

How embarrassing it is for colleagues to see it!

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"Silly Nizi, who are you talking to on the phone?!"

He Lan's voice sounded coldly in her ears, Xiao Chuchu looked back, but found that He Lan was already standing beside her at some point.

He Lan looked Xiao Chuchu up and down, the cold aura on her body had disappeared, and she came to Xiao Chuchu with a surprised face, gossiping:

"Look at the way you look at Sichun, tell me quickly, who is the person who called just now!"

"Sister He~"

Xiao Chuchu tried to get away with coquettishness.

"Don't do this with me."

He Lan circled around Xiao Chuchu and teased: "Okay, you are really hidden, you don't even tell me about falling in love!" ”

Xiao Chuchu: "What's the matter, we only confirmed it yesterday ......"

He Lan's eyes lit up, and he scratched Xiao Chuchu's waist with both hands: "So who the hell is it, tell me quickly, if you don't say it, I'll tickle you!" ”

Xiao Chuchu was most afraid of itching, and as soon as He Lan stretched out his hand, he immediately couldn't help laughing, and his body was paralyzed.

"Ahaha! I said, I said ......"

Xiao Chuchu couldn't escape He Lan's claws, so he had no choice but to confess his boyfriend's identity:

"It's just me last time, Qiao Shan."

"Is that him?"

He Lan let go of Xiao Chuchu and said in surprise: "Yes, the hero saves the beauty and promises it with his body!" ”

"Sister He~"

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Meanwhile.

On the road, Lu Xiaoqian, who had just come out of an advertising company not long ago, was running for his life at the moment!

Lu Xiaoqian: "Help!! ”

Behind him,

A few strong men who are not good people at first glance are chasing after them!

"Boy! Don't run if you have the ability! ”

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