Chapter 33: Love by the Lake
A wisp of wind blows, and the branches of the willows by the lake are fluttering like emerald green ribbons.
"It's really pretty."
Yao Niang walked to the side of a thin willow and couldn't help but sigh softly.
After a while, she didn't hear Situ Nan's movement, Yao Niang turned her head and found that he was looking around, pressing the handle of the knife with his right hand.
"What are you looking at?"
Situ Nan looked like he was facing a great enemy, which made Yao Niang's brows frown and asked puzzledly.
"I'll see if these willows are fine."
“......”
"Last time in Guishan County, Ningyuan Mountain became a vine demon, and it was also on the edge of such a small lake. I'll tell you, if it weren't for my sharp eyes, maybe ......."
When Situ Nan said this, he suddenly almost was killed by Ning Yuanshan, which would be a loss of face, so he decided to tell the result directly, and couldn't help but say.
"In other words, this Ning Yuanshan turned into a rattan demon, and his strength improved greatly, but he was still stabbed through the head by me."
After talking for a while, he found that Yao Niang looked at him expressionlessly, and couldn't help asking.
"What's wrong? Absent-minded, are you worried about the leader's injury? ”
“......”
Sometimes Yao Niang really wants to dig out Situ Nan's head, and she is really unpredictable about this brain circuit.
"Also, the leader is seriously injured, and it is not appropriate for us to delay here. Why don't we go on our way now? ”
Seeing that Situ Nan was really going to leave, and then hurried away, Yao Niang couldn't hold back anymore.
"Situ Nan, sit down for me!"
patted the grass beside him, and even called out Situ Nan's real name in a girly manner.
Hearing this, Situ Nan honestly walked to the side of Yao Niang and sat down, took out the ox knife with his hand, and put it aside.
"No demons! Where are there so many demons in this world? ”
Seeing Situ Nan's movements, Yao Niang was angry and funny.
"Oh."
The knife was put back into its scabbard, and Situ Nan finally sat down with peace of mind. But after sitting down, he didn't know what to say to Yao Niang, who usually beat her every now and then, but now that his waist is bulging, his demand for Yao Niang is not as strong as before.
"Why did you say that Jane let us go?"
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Yao Niang's face was cloudy, and Situ Nan took the initiative to provoke the topic.
With such a good atmosphere, you actually ask this?
Yao Niang originally thought that Situ Nan Yumu had opened his head and pulled himself to the small lake, but he was still struggling with what had just happened. Immediately, I couldn't help but sneer.
"What you said is so flawless, I can't guarantee that he didn't find anything wrong at all."
"Hmm! There is a point in that! ”
Situ Nan pondered it carefully and found that it was really possible that he was still a little too sensitive as Yao Niang said.
Answer like a stream, witty like me. Thinking of this, Situ Nan was in a much better mood, and his doubts were gone, and he was in the mood to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the lake.
The same emerald green lake, surrounded by some small trees, and there are no birds drinking by the lake, everything seems very quiet.
This look reminded Situ Nan of the fact that he often walked by the lake in his previous life.
As an editor, Situ Nan racked his brains all day long for new jokes. At the same time, I am often pulled out by a bunch of colleagues for outings and outings. One is to relax, but to find inspiration.
The small lake next to the company has naturally become a frequent place for many people to play.
Thinking of this, Situ Nan couldn't help but fall backwards, lying on the grass with his head on his hands, looking at the remnant sun in the sky, he couldn't help but close his eyes, and hummed softly with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Give me a glass of forgetful water, in exchange for me not to shed tears all night, all sincerity, let it rain and wind, and the love paid cannot be recovered...."
Yao Niang looked at Situ Nan, who looked quiet, and felt that Situ Nan looked quite good. Then he was attracted by Situ Nan's sad tune, and the lyrics chanted softly with the tune made Yao Niang's eyes shine.
It's normal for this kind of man to have some emotional intelligence, but this tune is really good. Yao Niang couldn't help but sigh in her heart.
"Elm's head is also trapped by love, tsk! I'm really curious, what kind of woman would make this wood so sentimental.
"Ahh Give me a basin of footwater, and use it to gag your mouth, make you hypocritical, make you ruthless, and make you drink until you cry. ”
"Flutter!"
Singing this, Situ Nan's voice was much louder, and Yao Niang's sentimentality disappeared in an instant, and she couldn't help but laugh when she heard it.
Seeing that Situ Nan opened his eyes and sat up, Yao Niang said in amazement with a look of surprise.
"I didn't think you knew a lot!"
"No, I'll have more!"
"Then tell my sister, what kind of woman makes you love and hate, and you want to drink the water of forgetfulness, and you want to plug her mouth with footwashing water?"
“......”
Hearing Yao Niang's teasing, Situ Nan was silent for a while, and he didn't know how to answer, but with a flash of inspiration, a famous quote popped out of his mouth.
"Woman, it will only affect the speed at which I draw the knife!"
When Yao Niang heard this, she couldn't help but roll her eyes, thinking of the last gardenia demon incident, this hooligan ate his own tofu. There was another ripple in my heart.
"Phew! Lecher! You're afraid you haven't tasted a woman, have you?
Seeing that Situ Nan was silent, Yao Niang asked a little seriously.
"Do you want my sister to let you try?"
After Yao Niang finished speaking, the jade hand was placed on her shoulder, and with a flick, she lifted the clothes from both sides, revealing her delicate collarbones and snow-white skin.
In an instant, Situ Nan's eyes lit up, staring intently at Yao Niang, and his mouth opened slightly with great honesty.
"Is it pretty?"
"Beautiful!"
"Sister is thirty, do you mind?"
"Thirty women and one flower!"
"Then do you want a sister?"
“.......”
Situ Nan, who asked Yao Niang, was a little nervous, he was a man in two lives, and he didn't even have a girlfriend, how could he have seen this kind of posture and wanted to answer, but he felt that something was blocked in his throat and eyes, and he couldn't say anything to his mouth.
After a while, I felt that Situ Nan's breath was extremely unstable, but she kept silent, Yao Niang couldn't help but curse the wood, stretched out her hand and pulled it, and then grabbed Situ Nan's palm and gently put it on the mouth of her clothes.
"Now, I'm yours!"
As soon as these words came out, Situ Nan's whole body suddenly trembled with excitement, feeling the soft touch on his hands, and his heart became even more restless, and even his good friend who had been stable for many years was ready to move at this moment.
Two lives, the first time is finally coming!
Without a teacher, Situ Nan's head slowly leaned towards the beautiful woman in front of him.
"Stride, stomp!"
At this time, the sound of horses' hooves came from a distance, and both of them were startled and hurriedly dispersed. Situ Nan immediately picked up the cattle knife on the ground.
Zhang chased back from Jane?
Thinking of this, Situ Nan couldn't help but stare closely at the direction where the sound of horses' hooves came from. After a while, the sound faded away.
"Whew!"
Situ Nan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the medicine lady in front of him who was still red-faced, but the courage just now was gone.
After a while, in Situ Nan's expectation, Yao Niang spoke again.
"Do you think I'm a prodigal woman?"
How can it be? When Situ Nan heard this, he was naturally unhappy and blurted out.
"Women are naturally swinging better at this time!"
“......”
"Boom!"
With a soft sound in Situ Nan's head, Yao Niang put her hand down before she continued with a sad face.
"What happened just now was just that my sister was confused for a while, and I haven't tasted a man for seven or eight years, and I almost cheapened you, a disciple!"
For Situ Nan, since the first encounter in the restaurant, Situ Nan's killing mixed with the breath of hope made Yao Niang remember it vividly, and for some reason, he couldn't help but want to be close to Situ Nan. Just now, the ghost almost didn't hold it.
Fortunately, at this time, the ambiguity disappeared with the sound of horses' hooves just now, and Yao Niang's throbbing heart also calmed down. Besides, in the barren mountains and mountains, when the sun has not completely set, the medicine lady who has recovered her senses does not dare to continue what she just did.
However, unlike Yao Niang, Situ Nan was in full swing at this time, and when he saw Yao Niang say this, he still had a trace of luck in his heart, and finally pretended to have the courage to ask.
"Do you want to satisfy my cravings?"
Looking at Situ Nan's appearance, Yao Niang couldn't help but roll her eyes and giggle.
"Think beautifully!"
As he spoke, he sorted out the clothes that he had messed up just now in front of Situ Nan, looked at Situ Nan's somewhat disappointed face, and said with a smile.
"If you want to have a sister, marry me."
“......”
I'm afraid that this woman is not sick, how can she talk about marriage after knowing each other for less than a month, isn't it fragrant to learn simple skills?
Situ Nan, who had never experienced marriage, didn't know how to answer Yao Niang's words, so he had to be silent.
And his silence also made Yao Niang's eyes lighten, and then as if she remembered something, her face showed a self-deprecating sadness.