Seeing that there are still some leftover dog food in the dog bowl,

The curator subconsciously covered his mouth, knowing that he had said the wrong thing, and replied: "Young man, you have blinded me, you can't see such a big tiger?" ”

"It's a dog!" The little fat man didn't give up: "You said that his name is Wangcai, and Wangcai is the name of a dog!" ”

"What prosperity? How can I say that I am prosperous? The curator began to play dumb.

But the identity tag on the yellow dog's neck has betrayed him, and the two big characters of [Wangcai] are clearly written!

……

The curator spread his hands and began to lie flat, and said speechlessly: "Even if his name is Wangcai, it doesn't affect his identity as a white-fronted tiger in the Himalayas!" ”

"Brother, will I give you my life if I charge you ten yuan?"

Just now it was Changbai Mountain,

It only took a minute to change from mouth to Himalayas.

This time Qiao Shan didn't laugh, and an uncle who walked in next to him couldn't help but be amused by the curator.

Qiao Shan whispered to Bai You: "This is the mysterious museum you are talking about?" I think it's a fantasy amusement park that amuses kindergarten children, and you see that even the little fat man in the second grade of elementary school can't fool around. ”

Bai You was wearing a yellow stand-up collar shirt, carrying a tan shoulder bag, Little Red Riding Hood was buckled crookedly on his head, and his face still had the acne left over from high school adolescence.

Hearing Qiao Shan say this, Bai You muttered:

"I've heard that too, who knew it would be like this......"

Knowing that this was the case, he preferred to stay in the dorm room and continue tinkering with his invention.

……

Qiao Shan shrugged, didn't look at the messy living room again, turned his head to look at the girl standing in the corner of the crowd, dressed tightly, wearing a long black dress, red and yellow sportswear, brown sunglasses, and a mini parasol hat on her head.

This is the heroine in the film and television plot - the mermaid Shanshan!

The movie "Mermaid" probably tells the story of the self-made billionaire Liu Xuan who auctioned off Qingluo Bay, prepared to reclaim the sea to build a house, and used sonar to expel the dolphins in Qingluo Bay, but trapped the mermaid clan in the broken boat under the cliff in Qingluo Bay, causing heavy casualties to the mermaid clan, and finally the mermaid clan planned to send the mermaid Shanshan to assassinate Liu Xuan.

This is a comedy and fantasy work directed by Xing Ye.

Many film and television commentators on the Internet have analyzed and explained this movie in detail, such as the appeal for environmental protection in the movie, the cruelty of satirizing Fuso's dolphin hunting, and the nostalgia for Miss Luo......

It's just that for Qiao Shan, this is not just a movie, but a fact that is happening around him, a world that is being experienced.

Mermaid, right next to him at the moment!

……

"Nature is truly amazing! In order to adapt to different environments, organisms have evolved in a mix of land, water and air, and humans are no exception......"

After the curator finished a game, he washed up mahjong with his card friends and pulled the curtain casually:

"This hybrid that can only walk and fly, the scientific name is [Baxman], the English is [Batman], and the Chinese is Batman!"

A skeleton wearing a black cloak and a mask appeared in front of everyone, with two roasted chicken wings stuck in its head.

The curator turned around again with a smile, and was stunned when he saw the scene:

"Miss, why do you eat Batman ears!"

"And you, what are you throwing Batman's ears at Wangcai for?!"

I saw that a plump girl among the tourists was picking off one of the roasted chicken wings on the skull, and the other roasted chicken wing was thrown by Qiao Shan to Wangcai, who was frantically wagging his tail on the ground.

The plump girl said blankly: "I thought it was chicken wings......"

Curator Guang said bitterly: "If you don't respect Batman, you have to respect yourself!" Insert the chicken wings back in...... Uh, not chicken wings, it's Batman. ”

That's the dinner he left for himself!

The curator was a little distressed.

……

"Huh? What is this? ”

Qiao Shan saw that there was something covered with rags behind the Batman specimen, and opened it casually to take a look, and suddenly couldn't help but widen his eyes and burst into a foul mouth:

"Damn! Ultraman, you have that too? ”

"Uh...... That's a Tiga specimen, cover him quickly, don't give him light, he will wake up! ”

The curator is serious.

Poof!

The uncle next to him laughed!

But the little fat man before cried instantly, crying heartbreakingly, as if the whole worldview had collapsed.

Ultraman Tiga is made into a biological specimen and thrown in the corner, such a picture will cause a big psychological shadow for a child!

"I Have a Catalogue of Ghosts and Gods"

……

After a while, the little fat man sobbed and quickly left with his mother.

The curator rolled his eyes, and his ears were finally cleared, he had covered up the Diga plaster statue because he was often scared to cry when children came to visit.

Speaking of which, it cost him 200 yuan to buy this plaster statue.

What a loss!

"Mermaid!"

A voice suddenly sounded, startling Shanshan, and thinking that she was exposed, she instantly became vigilant, and the two tail fins were subconsciously sandwiched, and from the outside, her legs were instantly tense, and her feet were put together.

Qiao Shan came out from behind the curtain next to him, holding a salted fish in his hand, looked at Shanshan, smiled at her, and put the salted fish in front of the curator:

"Don't tell us, this salted fish is a mermaid!"

"This tourist, how can you mess with the valuable exhibits of this museum...... Don't you see that her upper body is a human and her lower body is a fish? Doesn't that prove she's a mermaid? ”

"Alright, the time is up, the exhibition is over, goodbye!"

……

……

"Refund the money!"

"Refund the money!"

The development of the story is the same as the plot, the curator's perfunctory anger provoked public anger, and everyone wanted to return the money!

As soon as he heard the refund, the curator's face instantly became solemn!

Who is the curator of his, how can he say that he will return the money, seeing that this wave of guests is not easy to fool, he decided to take out his housekeeping skills!

So soon, Qiao Shan saw the classic picture.

The bathroom door opened, and the tub inside sounded the sound of gurgling water bubbles, and the mermaid Shanshan stood in the corner, holding her breath and widening her eyes.

Then she saw that the curator was wearing a long brown wig, a rose in his ear, green glasses on his nose, a face full of stubble, shirtless, wearing only a flesh powder lace mosquito chest on his upper body, and a mermaid's inferior fake fish fin slowly emerging from the bathtub on his lower body.

There is also a ring of chest hair on the big belly......

Shanshan suddenly felt a little uncomfortable physiologically, although there are many ugly people in their mermaid clan, they are not ugly to this extent!

If the merfolk were also protected by the law, she would now even want to sue the curator!

Isn't that a violation of their merfolk reputation!

……

The uncle laughed so much that he had a heart attack and fainted to the ground.

Everyone chased the perverted curator and ran out.

Qiao Shan took out a quick-acting heart-saving pill from the uncle who "died laughing", stuffed one in his mouth, and with a trace of mana, woke up the uncle, and said speechlessly:

"Uncle, don't come to such a stimulating place if you have a bad heart......

Stuffing the medicine bottle back into the uncle's hand, Qiao Shan walked out slowly, the curator had long since disappeared, and there was a fake fish fin that the curator had been stripped off on the ground, and there was the curator's green underwear inside.

I don't know where he ran away with his bare ass.

……

Qiao Shan came to Bai You, who was standing at the door, patted him on the shoulder, looked at Shanshan, the mermaid who was tiptoeing away alone, from a distance, and said:

"Alright, it's a farce, let's go back to school."

"Ah, oh, well."

Bai You came back to his senses, walked two steps, and saw that Qiao Shan did not follow, so he looked at Qiao Shan's gaze and said with some doubts:

"What are you looking at...... Hey, that girl walks in such a strange way! ”

"I guess it's been a few days."

"Those days? What do you mean? Why can't I understand? ”

"I'm a sophomore, I don't even understand this, I really feel sorry for you......"

The voices of the two men faded away.

……

Turning his head and glancing at the mermaid Shanshan who disappeared around the corner, Qiao Shan had a preliminary plan in his heart.

Qingluo Bay, Broken Head Cliff.

"I don't know if they welcome themselves......"