Chapter 263: Click-
Build a board and lock the cargo ship.
When Qiao Shan finally drove the car onto the small cargo ship, Ma Haohan also ran back out of breath, jumped on the boat with great strides, and shouted at the third man of the boat:
"The third! Let's go! Get around our house! β
The third boat man smoked a dry cigarette, wore a shabby fisherman's straw hat on his head, calmly exhaled a puff of smoke, glanced at Ma Haohan, and said:
"You have to add money to the detour, five hundred!"
Ma Haohan: "...... Cheaper? β
"No way!"
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Ma Haohan finally paid a fee of five hundred, who asked him to charter a boat this time.
"Third child, you call it a starting price for sitting on the ground, when I drove back a few years ago, you only needed three hundred yuan!"
"You said it, that was a few years ago!"
The third boat man stuffed five big red bills into his pocket, and then shouted to the youngest son in the houseboat, signaling him to do what Ma Haohan said, run around Dongji Island and then drive to the mainland.
Woowoo woo β
The cargo ship was driving on the sea, and the third captain glanced at the SUV on the deck, and suddenly became happy: "I said pony, you have been driving this car for three years, why is it still so new?" β
Ma Haohan couldn't help but roll his eyes, and was about to say a few words to the third man of the boat, but he was suddenly startled by Hu Sheng next to him.
"Brother Haohan! Your house is on fire!! β
Hu Shengpu stood up from the deck, looked at the burning house in shock, turned around and was about to jump into the sea, ready to swim back to fight the fire.
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Ma Haohan's eyes were quick, and he grabbed Hu Sheng, and said calmly:
"Hu Sheng, you don't have to go, I put the fire."
"If you can't take it away, you can't keep it, don't worry if you can't keep it, my dad said before he died!"
"But ......"
Hu Sheng looked at the fire, but still wanted to swim back to put out the fire.
"I said I don't have to go back, listen to me!"
Holding Hu Sheng's shoulder, the temperament of the big guy faintly emanated from Ma Haohan's body, rising in the smoke, he squinted, looked at his house on fire, held a cigarette in one hand, and said in a deep voice:
"Don't worry, I've met a lot of people out there in the past few years, and I'm full of friends."
"It doesn't matter where I...... Someone sent me paper! β
"Silly X!"
The third captain glared at Ma Haohan a few times like a fool, as if he was afraid of being infected, got up and patted his ass and returned to the houseboat to assist his son in driving the boat.
If this is his own son, Lao Tzu will shoot him on the wall when he says anything!
Mentally retarded loser!
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"Teacher Jiang, why did you say that Brother Hao Han burned down his house? If this fire is too big, will it burn to Sister Zhou Mo's house and my house? β
Hu Sheng still couldn't understand Ma Haohan's behavior.
He stood on the deck and looked at his house worriedly, muttering, "Anyway, I wish my little house would last forever." β
I'm moving away, but what if I get a chance to come back?
Jiang He frowned slightly: "Haohan, you are still too impulsive, you will regret it." β
"No!" Ma Haohan cut the railway.
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Qiao Shan took out the backpack from the trunk of the car, took out the Polaroid folding SLR and hung it on his body, took out a homemade dried squid, tore off a random one and threw it into his mouth, nodded with satisfaction, looked at the increasingly vigorous firelight, and suddenly asked:
"Haohan, have you moved out of the gas tank at home?"
Ma Haohan: "No ......"
Rumble!!!
Before the words fell, a loud noise came, and the house in Ma Haohan's house exploded suddenly, the roof was lifted into the air, and the shock wave even brought Hu Sheng's small house and Zhou Mo's house next to him to collapse together!
"The Sword Comes"
Burst into flames!
Hu Sheng watched his small house collapse in amazement, and when he saw the explosion and fire dissipate and the smoke drifted into the sky, he said without a head:
"Brother Haohan, your house has not fallen ......"
Yes, I don't know what the principle is, the Haohan family at the center of the explosion, except for the roof was lifted, the surrounding walls were still standing strongly, but the two houses next to it were completely shaken down.
Bang dang!
Poof-
As soon as Hu Sheng's words fell, the wall of Ma Haohan's house collapsed!
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Click!
Qiao Shan raised his camera to take a Polaroid and accurately captured the scene.
There was silence for a few people on the deck, except for the sound of Qiao Shan leisurely chewing dried squid, enjoying the current life with the sound of the waves.
It's not his own house, so he won't stop it.
This house is a fetter for Ma Haohan now, and it doesn't matter if it blows up.
Hu Sheng was silent for a while, smashed his mouth, and suddenly stretched out his hand towards Qiao Shan and said:
"Brother Qiao Shan, give me a piece of dried squid too."
If it is blown up, it will be blown up, anyway, there is a small two-room building allocated to Miao Zidao, but it is a pity that the bedding and shells in the room are picked up.
Hu Sheng thought optimistically.
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In the houseboat,
The dry smoke in the mouth of the third man fell to the ground, and he looked at the ruins of the explosion dumbfounded, and suddenly raised his hand and slapped his little son's head heavily, and scolded:
"Look at what! Adjust the direction! The ship is about to hit the shore! β
"If you kid dare to learn from the big fools outside, Lao Tzu will definitely break your legs!"
The youngest son: "Dad, what are you beating me for?" I didn't blow up our house! β
What does it have to do with me when people bomb their own homes?
The youngest son felt very wronged.
The third captain glared, raised his hand and slapped again: "Talking to Lao Tzu?" Don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know, the private money that Lao Tzu hid in the shoebox last time is gone, didn't you take it?! β
"Grandma's, I'm angry when I say this......"
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Soon, the cargo ship was anchored at the nearest port on the mainland.
After another toss, he got Ma Haohan's milk-colored SUV car off the cargo ship, Qiao Shan glanced at the third son of the boat who was sitting on the deck in a daze, hesitated, and handed over the remaining half of the dried squid in his hand:
"Xiaohai, next time your old man beats you, don't be stubborn."
Good guys, they weren't so depressed when their house was bombed, but this kid was inexplicably beaten up in the houseboat, and was driven to the deck crying.
"Also, it's not right to blow up the house, you can't learn from your Brother Haohan, it's an accident for him, and your house is not divided, and there is no place to live if you blow up your home."
Qiao Shan sincerely persuaded him.
He can see that this is a guy who is more naΓ―ve than Hu Sheng.
This guy actually asked Haohan on the deck just now for the secret of blowing up the house, and that bitter and hateful look belonged to the great filial piety!
Qiao Shan is really afraid that the old three families will be gone.
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said goodbye to the third boat, drove the car to the side of the road,
In order to commemorate the beginning of "All the Way West", Ma Haohan took the initiative to ask Qiao Shan to take a group photo of everyone.
Ma Haohan straightened his clothes and laughed: "Unknown journey, take a group photo!" β
"Shouldn't we step back a bit?" Jiang He wondered.
Hu Sheng: "Don't talk, it's about to start!" β
"Come, come, come! Further, the sea and the sky! β
Ma Haohan hugged the shoulders of the two, and suddenly leaned forward to the camera, but the next moment Qiao Shan grabbed his collar from behind and dragged him back.
"It's a step back and the sea and the sky!"
"Ah!!h
Ma Haohan leaned back weightlessly, opened his mouth wide, and looked funny, Hu Sheng and Jiang He on the left and right sides were also out of balance when their bodies were carried out, but they still subconsciously reached out to help Jiang He who fell backwards.
Qiao Shan stood behind the three of them, with a faint smile on his face, his arms outstretched, and he held everyone steadily.
Click-
A special photo,
From the Polaroid SX70 instant SLR Polaroid slowly spit out, slowly revealing the picture in the sunlight.
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