Chapter 269: Lu Xun didn't say this

A handsome drift.

The milk-colored SUV stopped in front of the hotel window accurately, Qiao Shan got out of the car and saw Jiang He was raising his foot in the room to kick the railing hard, shook his head helplessly, got out of the car and reached out to hold the corner of the window railing, and dragged it casually, and the entire iron railing was thrown aside from the window in an instant.

"Mountain!"

Jiang He's eyes lit up, he turned back to look at Su Mi, and said in surprise: "Quick! Get in the car! ”

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"Haohan!"

Jiang He saw that Su Mi had landed safely, turned around and called Ma Haohan, and said anxiously: "Haohan! Come out! Police rounds! ”

Qiao Shan took the salute handed over by Jiang He and threw it into the trunk casually.

At the same time, his own backpack on the second floor also disappeared and appeared in the trunk and was buried underneath.

"Let's get in the car......"

Qiao Shan looked at Su Mi, who was barefoot and calmly put on his coat, and said a word expressionlessly, and climbed into the window to help Ma Haohan out of the window.

", my legs are numb!"

Haohan scolded and was scolded, and Qiao Shan lost the co-pilot position.

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Ma Haohan sat in the co-pilot, rubbing his legs vigorously to promote blood circulation, suddenly turned his head to look at the driver's seat, and saw Qiao Shan take out a banana from his pocket, peel it slowly, and said a little crazy:

"Don't eat it! Hurry up and drive! ”

Jiang He, who finally ran into the car, immediately closed the car door and urged: "Dashan, go quickly!" ”

"What's the hurry?"

Qiao Shan started the vehicle with one hand, held the banana in the other, ate it in three or two bites, and threw the banana peel at the door of the hotel through the car window, the corner of his mouth hooked a slight smile, and said in a deep voice:

"Sit tight !!"

The SUV exhaled two exhaust fumes, merged into the avenue with a puff of smoke, and quickly disappeared.

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"Chasing ...... Oh! ”

Three people ran out of the hotel, and the middle-aged man who took the lead saw the SUV leaving, and immediately rushed to chase after it, but he stepped on the banana peel and fell on his back to the sky.

"Oops! My tail bone!! ”

"Dad!"

"Abba Abba ......"

The waitress who fell asleep in a military coat in the lobby of the hotel rolled over, muttered two dream words in her mouth, and continued to fall asleep.

"The Legend of the Fairy Tree"

Under the street lamp, Shanshan watched in amazement at what was happening in front of her.

The night fog completely dissipated.

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The SUV continues to drive lonely on National Highway 318.

There were still four people in the car.

It's just that the co-pilot seat that originally belonged to Hu Sheng was replaced by Haohan, and the rear seats were changed to Jiang He and Su Mi.

After a moment of silence, Haohan reached out and turned on the radio.

"Painless abortion, please look for Dr. Han of Hangzhou Hospital, professional painless abortion for 30 years, is your best choice! Do painless, choose Dr. Han ......"

The sound of late-night advertisements could be heard on the radio.

"Another." Sumi, who was sitting in the back row, suddenly spoke.

Qiao Shan and Ma Haohan, the co-pilot, glanced at each other, Haohan looked at the two people sitting at a distance through the rearview mirror, and reluctantly reached out to adjust the channel.

“When I was just a little girl。”

(When I was a little girl)

“I asked my mother what will I be”

(I ask my mom)

(What will I be like in the future?) )

“Will I be pretty, will I be rich。”

(Will I be pretty?) )

(Will I get rich?) )

“Heres what she said to me……”

(That's what she told me...... )

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"This song is good, it's still an English song, just listen to this."

Haohan smiled, proud of his assist, and raised an eyebrow at Jiang He through the rearview mirror.

Jiang He: "...... Haohan, let's change it again. ”

They've heard this song before.

As soon as she finished speaking, Sumi's mobile phone called, and the ringtone was the same song on the radio, and it was like a duet at the moment.

Su Mi saw the caller ID, connected the phone and put it in her right ear, and whispered:

"Third uncle, don't worry, I'm fine."

It was inconvenient to make a phone call in the car, Su Mi didn't talk much, and hung up the phone after saying a few words, but it was a little strange how the third uncle's voice in the mobile phone was a little strange.

Like ...... stepped on a banana peel and fell to the bone of his tail.

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Haohan turned off the radio in embarrassment,

The car fell into awkward silence again.

Jiang He turned his head to look at Su Mi, who was leaning on the seat in a daze, hesitated for a moment, but couldn't help but persuade:

"You'd better change careers."

Su Mi glanced at him and said expressionlessly: "I hate you prostitutes the most, and persuade people to be good when they are done." ”

Haohan's eyes widened suddenly, he looked back at Jiang He in astonishment, and gossiped:

"When I came out, you were done?"

No way?

Although he had an upset stomach, he had been in the toilet for less than ten minutes.

After a while, Jiang He disarmed and surrendered?

This also ......

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"I'm just making an analogy!"

Sumi rolled her eyes in the back seat, looked ahead, and asked, "What are you two doing?" ”

"Calm down."

Haohan looked back and grinned, and introduced himself: "What about me, my surname is Ma." The ...... next to me."

Sumi interrupted, "I don't like your last name very much. ”

Haohan was swallowed and sighed: "I know that no matter what my surname is now, you don't feel good, but what I want to tell you is that the three of us are helping you!" Especially the one next to you......"

Jiang He bowed his head: "Haohan, don't say it." ”

Qiao Shan was driving silently all the way, and couldn't help but say at this moment:

"Don't take me, I didn't want to help her."

"There is no distinction between high and low occupations, everyone is for life. The women of the Laliang family went into the water and persuaded the women of the wind and dust to be good, which is what only bastards and literati can do. ”

I, Qiao Shan, have nothing to do with Dudu in this life!!

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Jiang He was stunned, his confidence was not as sufficient as just now, and he whispered: "This sentence was said by Lu Xun." ”

Qiao Shan smiled: "You must have read the stall book, Lu Xun didn't say this." ”

He glanced at Su Mi through the rearview mirror, opened the car window, and explained: "Our teacher Jiang is a literati, he was assigned to teach on our island at the age of eighteen, and he has been teaching for ten years, he has never been in love, and he has not spoken to women much, so don't be like him." ”

River: "......"

How do I feel like you're scolding me?

Su Mi turned his head to look at Jiang He, and saw that Jiang He's head was even lowered, and then he asked with some curiosity, "Where are you going?" ”

Jiang He was in a complicated mood and didn't know how to answer for a while.

Haohan interjected: "The man next to you, who has been teaching on the easternmost island for ten years, and now he is going to be assigned to teach on the westernmost land, and he is always dominated by others, and he never knows how to fight for himself, but tonight he fought for himself!" ”

When Jiang He heard this, he raised his head and said, "Haohan, I am indeed going to teach, but I am assigning, not distributing!" ”

"Remember! I was mated to the westernmost island to distribute books! ”

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Brush!!!

Three pairs of eyes looked at the river in unison.

"Huh?"

Jiang He pushed his glasses: "...... Am I wrong? ”

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