Chapter 1 I'm too lazy to name it, but I have it later

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May 19th.

The weather is sunny with a maximum temperature of 32°C.

I got up early in the morning, ate and drank to my heart's content, and pinched my fingers when I had nothing to do: the auspicious day of the zodiac is suitable for walking.

As soon as he went out, a piece of steel hammer that had been stored for a long time fell out of his pocket, and he rolled out of the room.

I was so scared that I gasped: Forget it, if the bad guy is touched by the bad guy, the money may not be saved, isn't it a disaster?

Or sit at home, watch the ants go up the trees, occasionally look up at the clouds in the sky, and think about a better life.

Holding it until the evening, I suddenly heard the noise outside the house, and when I heard the sound, I knew that it was my eighty-year-old eldest brother in the family, who was about to be beaten by his old father again.

In line with the mentality that it is simple to have melons and not eat them, I grabbed a handful of melon seeds and walked out slowly, leaning on the door frame to cheer for the uncle.

Hmph, who told us when we were young, when my eldest brother didn't treat me as a brother, and taught his eldest nephew who was nine years older than me, sometimes he taught us a lesson.

This hatred, although it has been fifty years, we still remember it.

Seeing this, Big Brother parried my uncle's crutches and said with a smile: "Dad, be steady, don't flash your waist." ”

The uncle blew his beard and glared fiercely: "Hmph, I have to kill you today." ”

"Phew! Phew. "I accidentally knocked a bed bug, that is, bad melon seeds, which were very bitter, and I hurriedly spit them out.

"Ma Pole, you dare to smack me!"

I was furious: What kind of broken brother is this, it's too much. I'm just spitting out a few bad melon seeds, and you call me a nickname?

I've grown meat now, I'm more than 80 pounds, and I still call people hemp sticks? Is a height of 1.75 meters and a weight of 86 pounds considered thin?

What about Big Brother? provoked the fire, believe it or not, I slapped it and beat you for not being able to take care of yourself?

Forget it, we adults don't care about villains, after all, it's a big brother, and they're all in their eighties, why are we like him?

Gotta go in and persuade him.

Spit out the smell in his mouth, and as soon as he entered the yard, before he could open his mouth to shout cheers, the big brother ran away.

I didn't expect the old guy in his eighties to run faster than me.

While running, he turned around and shouted, "Good brother, my father will be handed over to you." ”

"You come back to me, is there a big brother you did?"

"Brother, I can't hear behind my ears."

This melon is eaten, how did you eat it, something happened.

Let's see what the old man is doing.

Entering the house, he found a Mazha to sit down, and shouted loudly while knocking melon seeds: "Uncle, why did my eldest brother provoke you?" You tell me to be happy, it's really not good, I'll help you, let's go beat him together. ”

"This unfilial son actually didn't buy me wine to drink, and said that the doctor said that drinking alcohol is not good for the body.

What's more, the doctors who treated me in the county hospital have changed several times. ”

"Uh, yes, a few days ago I heard that there is a health expert, who is gone before the age of fifty, and he should eat and drink, what is his love."

"Hey, you kid can talk, uncle gives you money, you run errands, go buy me wine, let's have a few drinks."

After speaking, the uncle took out the plastic bag from the drawer, untied it with eight layers inside and eight layers outside, and then handed me a dollar: "Here you go." ”

"Huh? Wait...... No, uncle, you haven't been out shopping for a few years? ”

"Within a few years, since 85 years ago, all the food and drink in the family were purchased by your eldest brother and your eldest nephew.

I remember that at that time, the money was rich enough to buy wine, and I could buy a lot of cooked food.

What's wrong? Has the price of alcohol gone up? ”

Alas, I didn't bother to explain to him that the old yellow calendar couldn't be seen, besides, others said that prices were rising, and I heard people say, we don't have to buy things, just one dollar for one dollar, go to the store to see, in case you can buy a lot of things.

I picked up an empty bottle and walked slowly to the village shop, and before I could open my mouth, the boss's eyes widened in surprise: "My God, uncle?" Are you here to inspect? Why did you pick up a bottle of mineral water? We don't collect rags here. ”

"Can you speak? I can't buy anything from your uncle? ”

"Yes! Who dares to say that my uncle can't buy things, you tell me, I promise to beat his own mother so that he can't recognize it. ”

Pouted: "Cut, don't come to this set, don't be close to me, when I go back to settle accounts, if you fool me, I'm embarrassed to turn my face with you."

Buy wine and cooked food, and I'll have a few drinks with your Red Army grandfather. ”

After speaking, I boldly auctioned out the huge amount of money given by the uncle.

"Hiss......" This thing has a toothache, takes a few deep breaths, and finally sighs: "You two can't leave Meng Meng's focus, why do you still want to buy wine to drink?" ”

"Nonsense, my uncle's wine was drunk by my grandfather, and my eldest brother didn't buy it, so the old man asked me to run errands."

"Alas, the uncle is over eighty, I guess I don't have any money, right? Impossible? My eldest brother gives him a lot of money every month, and the old man also has a salary, which is strange. ”

While muttering, the goods quickly cut some pig's head meat, filled some peanuts, and took a bottle of wine from the shelf: "This is good wine, Jian Beichun, you two save some drink." ”

"What do you mean? You say it's good wine? Are you not going to look for money? Dare to pit me, believe it or not, I slapped the past, and your own mother won't recognize it. ”

Hmph, although everyone says I'm not smart, we can still learn and sell now.

"Looking for money?" The boss was obviously frightened, greedily looked at the huge sum of money, swallowed and spat reluctantly, and sighed again: "You better take the money back, even if I, a junior, honor you and the Red Army grandfather." ”

This kid is good, promising, knows how to honor his elders, unlike his grandson's stinky boy, who often follows me and learns to walk.

Just as he was about to leave, his grandson came out of it, and the little bastard, who had just entered the fifth grade, yelled at his grandfather, "My mom said you were an old fool." ”

Yo he! Want to fight?

I took out a few unfinished melon seeds from my pocket and counted them, a little little, save a little knock.

Lean against the door frame and get ready to watch the excitement.

"Uncle, go back quickly, the smell of wine will not taste good after a while."

The boss held his forehead, took a plastic bag with a depressed face, filled me with some melon seeds and handed them over.

I took it and nodded: "Big nephew, you are really good, I'll go back and praise you, by the way, tomorrow I'm going to go to the field with my uncle to steal melons to eat, you can't tell others."

Otherwise, my eldest grandson who grows melons is on guard, and I'm afraid I won't be able to beat him.

Hey? It's bad, he's your son, it's bad, it's bad, I shouldn't have said it. ”

The boss couldn't cry or laugh: "Uncle, who in our village dares to mess with you and the Red Army grandfather?" Your father was a company commander back then, and he took a lot of people to fight the Vietnamese devils.

I don't dare to talk nonsense, for fear that his old man will bring someone back and beat me. ”

Suddenly, I fell into deep thought, my father is unreliable, they all said that they were taking people to fight devils, and they didn't come back to see me after so many years.

Could it be that this old guy raised a mistress outside the bread? I've heard that this is very popular in the city right now.

No wonder my mother often cries secretly, she died within a few years, and she is probably angry to death.

If it weren't for the fact that many well-wishers send good food every once in a while, and often take themselves to stick to their bodies, it is estimated that they would have been gone.

Hmph, if you die, wait for the old guy to come home and leave you without a son.

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