The second stunned man put me down and scratched his head in confusion: "But, I have long forgotten your name?" ”

My liver hurt from anger, so I could only tell the second stunned again: "Remember it this time, my name is Zhou Geng, and the stupid melon is a nickname, so I can only call it by the elders." ”

The second stunned smiled: "Anyway, I can't remember your name, I always hear many people call you hemp pole, well, it's still easy to remember." ”

I suspect this guy must have deliberately failed to remember.

I was furious: "Who? Which bastard called me by the nickname? You tell me I'm going to kill him. ”

This thing looked at me with a little pity in his eyes: "There are too many people who call you hemp sticks, a large group of people, to be honest, you can't beat any of them." ”

A whole bunch of people? Well, if it's really a big bunch of people, I really can't beat it, I can't even beat the stupid guy alone.

Since he can't beat the two stunned, and stealing melons is also known to everyone.

We're not stupid, just with my 23-second result in the 100-meter sprint, if I am discovered, I guess I may not be able to outrun others, how embarrassing it is to be caught.

Hmph, don't be afraid.

The Ancients: ......

What's going on with the clouds? Oh, and that probably means that the rabbits have three suites.

What's more, the ancients said: It's my luck to get it, and it's my life to lose it.

(I'm amazing!) I am fortunate to have gained, but I have lost my life. Eight words can give the cloud an understanding, and the water is directly close to twenty. ）

Wouldn't it be stupid for us to be able to live for decades and live comfortably, and not for nothing, relying on one place to make a living?

I immediately changed my mind: "Dumbfounded, let's go catch fish!" It's good to catch fish, and Li Laosan, who raises fish, said, I am the life-saving benefactor of his two people, his fish is my fish, and I don't need money to eat it, so the old man doesn't have to go. ”

The second stunned man was happier than me: "Okay, good!" My favorite thing is fish. ”

I told Erzi to take my basin, pick up the bamboo basket, take him out of the village, and go straight to Li Laosan's fish pond.

Oh, the basin is for fish, the bamboo basket is used to catch fish, put a plastic sheet on the bamboo basket, dig a hole, put some cake crumbs in the bamboo basket, and the kitten fish will come in.

I've tried, and I can catch a pound or so in half an hour.

Kitten fish, also known as wheat ear fish, as the name suggests, can only grow to the size of an ear of wheat. It is a particularly contradictory creature in our local area, the growth environment has relatively high requirements for water quality, but in the right water source, it reproduces very quickly.

The fish pond in the village, covering an area of ...... I counted on my fingers, and counted my toes......

Wow, what is Fei Na's brain doing? In short, there are a lot of acres.

As for why I said that I was the life-saving benefactor of his two people, this matter is a long story......

Well, I think back then, the contracting responsibility system, or maybe after the reform and opening up, Li Laosan contracted the big reservoir in the village.

The old couple, oh, were the younger couple back then, built a hut by the fish pond, and worked silly every day.

I often go to catch kittens and fish to eat, and Li Laosan also gives me the black fish and catfish white he catches from time to time.

According to Li Laosan, the black fish catfish eats other fish, and he has to row a small boat to catch them every day.

If you can't finish eating it yourself, give it to me, which means that I share his worries.

When the harvest season came, a large group of people appeared out of nowhere, pressed Li Laosan and his family and tied them up, and then used mechanical fishing, and fished away more than ten tons of fish at once.

After three days, when I was still wandering around, I passed by his small fishing hut and found the little couple tied to the bed, already dying of hunger.

Actually, I didn't make much effort, just untied the rope for the two of them, and then ran back to the village to call someone.

After being rescued, Li Laosan was a little unwilling to lose so much at once, so he began to toss.

Mmmm, change it if you know it's wrong, I'm an obedient idiot, and I've deleted it.

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This thing has been tossed for days,...... Mm-hmm, don't want these paragraphs either.

That's right!

That is, because of this guy Li Laosan, when I went to catch fish, he often gave me big fish to eat for free, I was worried that this guy would die in it, and no fool would give me fish to eat in the future.

…………… The ellipses look the best, hehe

I have to go to the eldest master, and I have to find Bao Qingtian.

Aren't you kidding, you say?

First: Make sure it's okay.

Second: Even the second stunned person knows, in fact, it's still fine.

Oh, by the way, there are also Peking Opera singing on the stage.

In the past, the Peking Opera troupe went to the countryside and sang Lao Bao, because our village chief's daughter-in-law secretly took their two catties of pork to quarrel with the village chief, and I didn't see him shout at the end: "Little guys, please take out the dog's head and open the pipeline." "Gave our village chief a knight.

I waited for a long time, and in vain I gave Wang Dynasty Mahan a long time of encouragement, instigating them to quickly take out the dog's head and cut our village chief in half.

Hmph, who asked his daughter-in-law to wrap a big bun and not give it to me.

I saw her stealing meat, and the old lady lied to me, saying that she had made a big bun and gave me a few.

As a result, they were all eaten by a few of her bear children, and none of them were left for me.

Oh, by the way, that one ran to tell the whistle and said: "Bao Qingtian, your meat was stolen by the village chief's daughter-in-law, you should quickly let Wang Dynasty Mahan arrest her!" "It's not me, it's not me.

You can't just tarnish my innocence.

I talked to Wang Dynasty Mahan for a long time, and asked them to hurry up and carry the guillotine, how did I know that these four guys were standing next to me, and they knew that they were smiling and laughing, and one of them touched my head and said something?

Well, he said: "Hey, this guy is stupid when he sings Lao Bao, he always cares about Ding is Ding Mao, why do you care so much?" We all have a salary, and it's nothing to eat less meat, alas, it's not easy for fellow villagers. ”

Uh, it's far away again...... I just want to eat a big bun with a mouth full of oil, that's all.

Hehe, Li Laosan, a stupid person, actually took the people on TV seriously, and had the face to say that I was stupid.

Bah!!

So, this guy is not a good person!

Well............

I couldn't agree more.

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Of course, there is another gossip rumor: it is said that after the incident, oh, it's okay, it's okay.

The Buddha said, "Don't say it......

OK, everything is so perfect!!

Li Laosan, the only one who has a little loss, hey, who cares about this.

Uh-huh, this seat ...... Again, I would like to emphasize and draw the key point in particular: the above is all rumors and legends, and you must not sit in the opposite seat.

Of course, there is also good news, all the fish is not wasted, all of it enters the market in advance, and everyone buys it and eats it.

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Well, once again, it's a long way off.

I don't know why, when I've been thinking about things lately, my mind always doesn't know where to go? Wacky weird!!

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PS: It has been overhauled, and it is guaranteed that there will be no violations.