(Due to force majeure, the village chief was changed to Cui Chang, who understands everything.) ）

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Speaking of the general trend of the world, it will be together for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time......

Uh, it must be that your brain is in water and out of the line to dare to say such things in the story of the village?

Half-choked by the smell of burning peppers, I hurried out of the kitchen at my 23-second speed in a 100-meter sprint and ran into the alley.

Suddenly, a few rain stars hit my face, I hurriedly looked up at the sky, great, in the distance, a dark cloud quickly floated over......

The ancients: June day, the face of a child.

Has anyone ever seen a day when the sun shines in the sky and rains when a cloud drifts through it?

Encountering such strange weather fully shows that God doesn't want me to go! Looks like I'm going to have to stay and eat.

Well, God's will must not be violated, otherwise what would he do if he thundered and struck me?

I turned around and went back, and before I could speak, the cloud passed......

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God, you're too much, believe it or not, wait for the New Year, I won't take delicious food to worship your old man.

I gaggled and didn't know what to say for a while.

Li Laosan and his wife were standing at the kitchen door coughing, waiting for the smell of chili peppers to dissipate.

When she saw me come back, the third daughter-in-law was overjoyed: "I said that I had to count to ten to come back, but you said that you counted to five, and you lost." ”

Li Laosan patted his head: "I forgot that the hemp pole is almost like a snail." ”

Dragging me is a complaint, saying that he has to cook for a week, and he has a soul in cooking without putting chili wood.

I'm so angry, don't you let people have a good meal? Gone, no more.

I was angry, and I was about to leave, but the old man Li, who was stroking the tricycle, spoke: "Isn't the hemp rod just not allowed to put chili peppers?" How big is it? I don't like to eat this stuff either, and your brother's body is not good at eating spicy food, so put some onions to taste.

Hemp stalk! Come and see my car, it's so beautiful.

Oh, if you want to say that my son is so filial, don't you say? Hey, hey, hey......"

Old man Li choked with joy, and cracked his big mouth with few teeth left.

Great, Old Man Li is a good person!

It happened that the chili pepper was burned, and he praised Li Laosan along with Old Man Li, and there was no psychological burden to eat for a while.

Let's not say that my two taels of tofu are still left in the kitchen, and I was originally going to add them, but I didn't have time to get them when I ran in a hurry just now; Let's just say that the two stunned people finished their work, sat in the shade and fell asleep, I am thin-skinned, and I am embarrassed to disturb people's dreams.

What's more, this goods is more than 500 catties, and I can't carry him.

So, you know.

"Ah, yes, yes, it's still the third child who is filial, much stronger than Li Er, this guy knows how to eat."

Li Lao Er was unhappy: "What do you mean?" I originally planned to take you to Cui's house for dinner in two days, what do you say about me? ”

Eating a meal?

Who? Why didn't you say it earlier?

"What kind of feast? Cui Chang's father died...... Ahem, cough, traveling west with a crane? ”

Li Lao Er was anxious: "Why don't you want Cui to grow better?" Let him hear it, and probably beat you.

If his father died, where would he get the banquet to eat? It's almost the same to drink the northwest wind. ”

That's right, who doesn't know that his father broke several ribs because he wanted to pass on Cui Chang's position to others?

We can't afford to mess with this goods, in our village, he can fight whoever he wants.

Li Lao Er proudly showcased: "Let me tell you, it is his son who is married, I heard that it is the daughter-in-law in the city, and he wants to set up a three-day flowing water banquet."

Hey? Didn't notify you? ”

"I have no contact with him, so why should I be informed? Don't go. ”

As soon as I heard it, I knew that Li Lao Er was lying.

As if I didn't know, Cui's family had no money, and the whole family ate subsistence allowances.

The year before last, a three-story luxury villa had just been built, and according to rumors, a living room lamp inside was enough for me to eat ten years of big buns.

Last year, I bought my son a new top-of-the-line Bao Donkey X7...... Just don't touch me, because you can't afford to touch me.

For so many years, Cui Chang and his father often ate the last meal but not the next......

Hmph, I deserve it, who let his daughter-in-law steal the meat of the troupe and didn't give me a big bun to eat.

So it's strange, where did Cui Chang get the money to set up a flowing water seat?

But Li Lao Er swore and insisted that Cui Chang would definitely invite everyone to dinner in a few days, so I pretended to believe it.

Time flies in the chat, and in a blink of an eye, the fish is stewed.

The fragrance wafted all over the small courtyard, and the second stunned person also opened his eyes in time, and was the first to run to the table and sit down with his face on.

Bah! This shameless one actually occupies the position where he eats fish the most.

There's nothing to say, the most important thing is to eat.

At one end of the small wine cup, who to love.

Of course, we can't be as ignorant of the rules as a second stunned, first of all, we must respect Old Man Li, who let him give birth to a good son, and give us fish to eat from time to time.

Second, I want to respect Li Laosan, if you have fish, you have to call me to eat together, and you are also a good person!

At the wine table, Old Man Li was flattered by me for a few ...... It may also be dozens of sentences, and one is happy to drink three taels more.

I was full of wine and food, and I originally planned to go home for a nap, but unexpectedly, Old Man Li was interested......

"I'm going to try the car."

Li Laosan was surprised: "You are drunk like this and still test the car?" No, no, no. ”

Old man Li patted his chest: "What's the matter, I think back then, I would be fine if I drank half a catty!" ”

I hurriedly persuaded: "I listened to the public propaganda car shouting, don't drink and drive, don't drink while driving." ”

It's okay not to say this, but as soon as I heard that the public family would not let me, Old Man Li became energetic and waved his hand angrily: "Don't listen to the wind and rain, I have lived for more than eighty years, and I haven't eaten a public meal."

I have to try it today, Ma Pole, if you have the ability, let them come and arrest me. ”

Well, I don't have the ability to command them to arrest Old Man Li.

"Like a child, can you ride?" The second stunned pouted.

Old man Li was furious, and raised his hand to slap him: "Isn't this just a matter of having hands?" ”

Bragging, many authors also think so, but they voted inside, hehe, but the manuscript was revised many times before it passed.

If you have straight hair, don't most of them give up treatment in the end?

So, the whole family was stunned and didn't persuade the old man Tie Li, and watched him sit on the three wheels, and muttered first: "It's really a little unaccustomed to no pedals." ”

Then he lowered his head and shouted at the front of the car: "Drive ......"

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The second stunned smiled: "Won't it?" I think the third child first opened the key, and then twisted the handle on the right side hard, and the car began to run. ”

Li Laosan scolded angrily: "Talkative." ”

Old man Li was stunned: "Do you still want to twist the key?" Hehe, I already knew, I was just kidding you. ”

Li Laosan's cold sweat came down: "Dad! Don't be kidding, let's go to a spacious place and try again, shall we? ”

"Hmph...... Look down on my old man, drive. Old man Li sneered, desperately screwed the electric door to the end, and saw the tricycle "whoosh" up, instantly rushed out of the gate, and went straight to the south wall.

Old man Li was shocked: "Huh...... Hoo, hoo, hoo...... Stop, stop, stop! Stop! ”

“Duang……”

"Snap ......"

"Oops......"

The tricycle with the powerful switch turned on, and even Old Man Li desperately shouted to stop, and crashed into the wall in a daze.

The second stunned clapped his hands: "Hey, you shouted so loudly, as soon as you heard it, you knew that you were full of energy, and you didn't need to eat a meal." ”