Chapter 292: Ma Dongmei, Your Man Wants to Cheat!
"Stop!"
"Where's your mother? Didn't I tell you to bring your mother? ”
As in the original plot, Teacher Wang looked at Xia Luo, who suddenly broke into the classroom and walked out, and immediately shouted angrily to the other party.
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Charlotte blurted out, "My! ”
Teacher Wang glared: "No, what are you talking about?" ”
“…… What the hell is going on? Charlotte patted her face.
"Oops, I'll go! Charlotte-san has lost her memory! Amnesia...... Hehe, Charlotte, you ...... What's your last name? ”
Mr. Wang looked like he had seen through Charlotte's tricks.
The classroom burst into laughter!
Today is really interesting, first the class has a new classmate, and then Charlotte has made a fuss......
"Charlotte, I'm telling you, don't pretend to be here! Do you hear that? The big guy doesn't have time to delay your work here, you know! Go, get your mom here! Get out! ”
"Hey! Say what about you! Hear me! ”
Teacher Wang began to knock on the table.
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Charlotte deafly crossed the narrow aisle between the desks, swept her palms over the desks, looked at the familiar and unfamiliar faces in the classroom in front of her, and murmured:
"This dream is so realistic......"
The laughter in the class gradually stopped, and everyone looked at Charlotte in unison, surprised by the way the other person was dressed, as if sensing something was wrong.
"Why is Charlotte a little abnormal today?" A female classmate whispered.
Her table mate retorted, "You see him have a normal day!" ”
"It's also ......"
In the whispers of his classmates, I saw Xia Luo walk to the last row of the classroom and come to Ma Dongmei, who was still holding Erlang's legs.
The next moment, looking at Ma Dongmei in front of her, Xia Luo stretched out her hand of sin......
pinched Ma Dongmei's face hard.
"Huh! It hurts, it hurts! ”
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"Charlotte !!"
Teacher Wang on the podium slapped the table fiercely, and was very indignant at Xia Luo's action of challenging his authority, and loudly reprimanded:
"Did I get you back to your seat?"
"How did you do it by treating the teacher's words as a fart?!"
The classroom burst into laughter again!
"Don't laugh !!"
Teacher Wang put on slippers and came to the drop angrily, the paper fan in his hand hit the desk hard, his face was red and his neck was thick, and his green tendons were exposed:
"Didn't you hear me talking to you?"
"What are you wearing, your school uniform!"
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Qiao Shan held his face with one hand, tilted his head sideways, and looked at Xia Luo's dress at this time with great interest.
This is...... Wear it, right?
No matter how you look at Charlotte's appearance, it is also a little out of place with everyone, not only the mature dressing style on her body, but also the old face with a little vicissitudes.
According to the plot span of the movie, Charlotte should be in her thirties now.
Maybe Charlotte was old before, so the students in the class didn't realize that this Charlotte was no longer Pixialo.
But this is also normal, boys in middle school don't know how to dress up, they already look old-fashioned, he just saw a fat man in the first row, he looks even older, and it is estimated that people believe him when he is forty years old.
Besides, it's only 1997, and it's not yet the era of the information explosion in the future, so no one at the scene will think of crossing this file.
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Xia Luo obviously thought she was dreaming at the moment, looked at the irritable teacher Wang in front of her, smiled disapprerovingly, and said casually:
"Who wears a school uniform to a wedding......?"
Teacher Wang was angry and said sarcastically: "Who are you attending at your wedding?" Your mom is married again, isn't she? ”
The smile on Charlotte's face vanished, and she straightened up.
The next plot, without anyone interfering, happened as Qiao Shan expected, first a love letter made Ma Dongmei run out of the classroom shyly, and then Dasha Chun was affected by the pond fish.
Until...... Charlotte kicked that shot!
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The whole classroom suddenly became a mess!
There are those who sneak up on Mr. Wang from behind, those who put a schoolbag on Mr. Wang's head, and those who take advantage of the chaos to swing their righteous fists and feet, as if they have been oppressed for a long time, and one day they will turn over and sing, and return all the humiliation they have suffered to the ruler Da Lao Wang.
Qiao Shan even saw many female students excitedly leaning up,
Small fist fist hammer your chest~
At this moment, Qiao Shan suddenly thought of his childhood.
It seems that when he was in the fifth grade of primary school, his homeroom teacher was as open-mouthed as Mr. Wang, and often brought his personal emotions to the class, once he innocently hit the muzzle of the gun, just dropped the pen on the ground, and was called to the podium to stand for punishment, and scolded him for being thicker than the city wall, and the machine gun could not penetrate it......
It's a pity, if only I had been as brave as Charlotte at that time.
Thinking of this, Qiao Shan looked at the besieged Teacher Wang, and suddenly his hands itched!
Do you want to go up and join in the fun?
Or forget it...... The next moment, Qiao Shan shook his head and smiled, giving up this idea, he just transferred to another school today, and he didn't have a grudge against Teacher Wang, why did he beat the other party for no reason.
It's not like I didn't retaliate back then,
In other words, I don't know if the primary school homeroom teacher knows how much his baby son in the next class has been beaten for his bad breath......
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"Don't fight! Yuan Hua ran to sue the principal! ”
I don't know which female classmate suddenly shouted, and the students who besieged Teacher Wang immediately scattered and ran back to their seats in a panic!
Dasha Chun looked at everything that happened in front of him in a daze, and finally reacted at this moment, running against the current, and from the back of the classroom, he was about to run forward to mend the knife!
The next moment, Dasha Chun, who had run halfway, felt that his center of gravity was unstable, and he was hooked by his neck from behind, and the whole person suddenly fell backwards, fell to the ground, and was supported back.
The eldest king took off the schoolbag on his head, felt the pain on his body, and then looked at the students in the class who were sitting upright, angry, ashamed and angry, rolled his eyes, and suddenly fainted~
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"This dream is ...... Refreshing!!! ”
On the podium, Charlotte waved her arms excitedly.
In the last row, Qiao Shan patted Dasha Chun's shoulder and said seriously: "I'm doing this for your good......"
This guy really doesn't have any eyes at all!
Carrying the ignorant Dasha Chun to the table casually, Qiao Shan came to the front of the classroom, saw Xia Luo get off the podium, came to Qiu Ya, and took out a book from the desk next to him, and accurately sandwiched it between Xia Luo and Qiu Ya's lips, preventing Xia Luo from kissing Qiu Ya.
Charlotte closed her eyes and kissed her textbook, when she suddenly felt that something was wrong.
When he opened his eyes, he immediately wiped his mouth angrily: "Bah, bah! ”
He looked at Qiao Shan who was obstructing him next to him, glared at Lao Tzu who was about to push Sang over with the first appearance in the world, and at the same time shouted in his mouth:
"Shura Warrior God"
"Who are you! Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you! ”
However, Qiao Shan ignored Xia Luo's clamour, looked at Teacher Wang who was pretending to be unconscious on the ground, shook his head helplessly, grabbed Xia Luo's outstretched arm, pulled him to the window, pressed his head and shouted out of the window:
"Ma Dongmei! Your man wants to cheat! ”
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