Chapter 13: The Name of the Saint
The so-called four taboos of martial arts, monks, Taoist priests, women, children, if you want to live a peaceful life, then try not to provoke them.
What the predecessors said must be reasonable, and there have been countless examples over the years to tell future generations the gold content of this sentence.
So after Lu Hanjiang found out that this "thief saint" turned out to be a female thief, he immediately had a headache.
In this era, a woman who dares to walk alone must at least have the ability to protect herself, not to mention a giant, at least when she meets a first-class master, she can not be weak in her reputation.
But this thief saint, one by one, can't even talk about fighting, but was thrown away by Lu Hanjiang casually, and lay on the ground, martial arts are really embarrassing, but this does not mean that Lu Hanjiang will look down on her.
On the contrary, the weaker and more veiled the little woman is, the more likely she is to have a superior person behind her.
It's not that I'm afraid of being chased and killed after being provoked, but I'm too lazy to deal with these troubles, one or two are okay to say, it's really impossible to kill them, so what if it's a bunch? Lu Hanjiang is a good martial artist, but he is not a madman, and he will move the whole family when he has nothing to do.
The more he looked at it, the more Lu Hanjiang felt that this woman seemed to be the kind of woman who had sneaked out of her home, her martial arts were extremely poor, she was ignorant of the world, and she didn't know how to restrain herself and worked hard to die with a huge name.
"What do you see!" Although the martial arts are a mess, the eldest lady's temper is not at all, and the woman can only reach Lu Hanjiang's shoulder when she gets up, which is really not powerful.
It didn't seem that it was enough to murder Lu Hanjiang, the woman stared at Lu Hanjiang with a pair of beautiful eyes, her hands were forked on her waist, and she said unceremoniously: "Open your mouth and close your mouth to teach people, do you know who this girl is!" ”
Lu Hanjiang was speechless for a while, good guy, are you still interested in reporting to your family in this business.
Without waiting for Lu Hanjiang to speak, the woman spoke to herself: "Listen, this girl's surname is Shang, do you know that the head of the Huashan faction killed Jinyi Wei Qianhu a few days ago, it was my father." ”
Lu Hanjiang was shocked when he said this, good guy, are the rumors in the rivers and lakes so mysterious now, if you don't watch the news for a few days, you can't keep up with the facts.
Alas, it was still too hard to work.
Seeing that Lu Hanjiang's face changed a few times, the woman thought that she had frightened him, so she said triumphantly: "Now that you know that it is amazing, you dare to say that this girl is a thief, and this girl is obviously here...... Come and catch the thief! That's right, catch the thief! ”
The thief is standing in front of you, and the daughter of Shang Jidao is very well-behaved, but she is not as arrogant and unreasonable as you, don't ruin the reputation of others.
Lu Hanjiang was full of drama in his heart, and simply followed her words and asked: "No, I heard that the children of the head of Huashan were all brought into Beijing by Jinyiwei?" ”
"I ......" The woman was speechless for a while, and then said strongly: "Can't I escape, none of those officials can catch me, so I have to go to Huashan to find my father." ”
Lu Hanjiang said like a child: "Go find Mr. Shang, but isn't Huashan in the west?" ”
"This girl likes to take detours, can't you?"
"Then you've made a long detour."
The woman asked rather rudely, "Who are you and me?" ”
"In Xia Qiao Shifang, people from the capital." Lu Hanjiang casually recounted an identity.
The woman said very depressedly: "You are a person from the capital who ran to Jiangnan to catch thieves? ”
"You can come as a person from Huashan, why can't I."
"It's all said that it's a detour, I'm going to find my father, are you going to Huashan too!"
"Why not."
"But Huashan is in the west."
"Coincidentally, I also like to take a detour in the next place."
"Oh, then you've taken a long detour, you won't be unrecognizable, right?"
After that, the woman nodded thoughtfully, and looked at Lu Hanjiang's eyes full of banter and pride.
Good fellow, the clown is myself.
Lu Hanjiang almost broke the defense, but was surrounded by the other party, he quickly put aside those who didn't, and said with a straight face: "Okay, don't talk about idle things, girl, don't look at indecent things, what do you mean by being dressed up at night and falling on the roof of the next place." ”
"What did he say, Wen Crepe, you want to take the top prize."
“......”
The mouth was unforgiving, but the woman's eyes were full of grievances, as if the wrong person was Lu Hanjiang: "Didn't you just take a look, as for being so serious!" ”
Seeing that reasoning was useless, Lu Hanjiang coughed and said lightly: "The imperial court decree that watching the house is the same as the thief, and this inn is rented by the house, which is no different from the house." ”
"You!"
The green white fingers pointed at the landing of the Hanjiang River for a long time, and the woman who had just spoken like a river held back a sentence: "You are also a dignified man, opening and closing your mouth is a court decree, you are not ashamed!" ”
"......'m sorry, girl, it's a strip below, ahhh, it's a court official."
"There is a flaw!"
At the moment when Lu Hanjiang was speechless and looked at the sky, the woman found the opportunity to spill a bag of white powder, turned around and jumped off the eaves.
Lu Hanjiang didn't look at that powder, and it was scattered with one palm, only to see the woman fall into the night, and he didn't forget to turn around and leave a sentence-
"The surname Qiao, the green mountains do not change, the green water flows for a long time, there are-"
The second half of the sentence was silent, Lu Hanjiang saw that her feet were unstable and she fell from the tree, so she could be mixed with "stealing saints", and this line of work was really going to end.
Lu Hanjiang didn't chase her anymore, after all, it was Liu Yi's assessment task to capture the thief saint, and if he overstepped his bounds, it would be tantamount to announcing in advance that he should win without a loss.
was inexplicably damaged by a little woman, Lu Hanjiang couldn't help but feel a little depressed, but when he thought of being able to enjoy the picture of the other party in prison in the future, he always felt a little happy in his heart.
Back in the room of the inn, the night passed like this, and in the early morning of the second day, after meditating, Lu Hanjiang didn't see the two deputy thousand households come back, and it seemed that he wouldn't come back if he didn't catch someone.
Lu Hanjiang was happy, and there was no entertainment in this era, so he just went out and found a teahouse everywhere, asked for a few plates of melons and fruits, and listened to the books.
Syllable.
As soon as the ruler fell, the storyteller's story began.
"Let's say that the five rats in the south of the Yangtze River were lost in the face of the Shang Gongzi, how can this breath be swallowed, when it is, the rat's head will be the first to say, the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, this Huashan Gongzi's sword, can still cut off our heads?"
Huashan Gongzi?
Lu Hanjiang's hand holding the melon seeds paused slightly,
I only heard the storyteller continue: "After listening to this, a few rats nodded yes, and threatened to make the Huashan prince look good, but suddenly, I heard a burst of laughter from all directions, and the five rats were frightened, and it was the merchant who came to the door. ”
Surname Shang......
Lu Hanjiang put down the melon seeds in his hand.
The storyteller's story continues: "The five rats shouted and scolded fiercely, the gate of Huashan is a big faction, why do you want to compete with us for food, the chivalrous guest doesn't do it, but wants to be the son of the beam."
Shang Gongzi smiled and said, I am not a thief, I take the book just for a view, but the master does not allow it, so I have to do so, but you and others are harming the people and silverfish, I will eliminate the harm for the people today, and then he drew his sword and cut the table and chair in front of him.
The five rats are all doing some stealing chickens and touching dogs on weekdays, and they are so masterful, all kowtowing like pounding garlic, and even saying that they are willing to wash their hands in a golden basin, retire to the rivers and lakes, and only ask the son to spare his life.
Shang Gongzi saw that they intended to repent, so he raised his hand and let them go, the rat's head burst into tears, and said, we are stealing for money, and Gongzi is stealing for the public, and it may be inappropriate to call it a thief, so it is better to add a holy word, and after speaking, several people kowtowed and called the thief a saint, and the son laughed and left. ”
When the words fell, everyone applauded, and Lu Hanjiang's expression of wanting to laugh and forcibly endure looked out of place in it.
At this moment, he couldn't help but feel guilty in his heart, he had said that he would take care of his children for Shang Jidao, but now his two children are very good, but their reputation is basically over.