Chapter 422: I Want to Write a Novel!
Most of the rooftops of buildings in the old town have public terraces.
Because there is no elevator, except for going to the roof to dry clothes and quilts, everyone rarely runs to the roof.
In the small building where Chen Mo's family lives, they live on the fourth floor, and the second- and third-floor residents have long moved to the city, and the residents on the first floor are elderly.
Therefore, the terrace here has completely become the territory of Chen Mo's people.
Raising flowers, exercising, eating, playing......
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Through the dim light bulb hanging on the balcony, I looked at the little girl standing at the top of the staircase, lying behind the brick flower pot, huh...... I changed my clothes, but I still had that face!
Qiao Shan is about to pee!
The ghost is not gone, you!
"Hiss......"
Standing up with some toothache, he beckoned to the little girl, Qiao Shan had a constipated expression, pondered for a while, and quickly thought of something, and asked, "The grandma who lives on the first floor ......"
"It's my grandmother!" Li En said very happily.
Johnson: "......"
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introduced Chen Mo and Mao 18 to each other, and told them what happened today, then looked at the little girl, hesitated, and said politely:
"Would you like to sit down and have something to eat?"
"No, no, no!"
Even if Li En's personality is cheerful, it is impossible to have sex with the three big men he just met at night, and he still has the reserved and safety consciousness he should have, so he hurriedly waved his hand and refused, explaining: "I just saw someone going upstairs, very much like you, uncle, so come and confirm, I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence!" ”
"It's really a coincidence...... Qiao Shan sighed.
If I hadn't confirmed that this was an ordinary world, I would have wondered if you were some kind of demon!
But after thinking about it, he figured it out.
The old town police station is not far from here, and Li En's canvas bag was stolen by three hands, if she is not a tourist, she must also live nearby.
It's just that I never expected that the other party was the granddaughter of the grandmother on the first floor.
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After a few words of greeting, Li En said very sensibly: "Uncle, then I'll go back." ”
has a good attitude towards Qiao Shan, because the other party helped her pick up the stolen bag, so that she can save a lot of trouble, plus Qiao Shan's chubby appearance, although it is not good-looking, but it is not aggressive.
All in all, in a word,
He's a good guy!
Qiao Shan could naturally see Li En's thoughts, he didn't believe that he could make the little girl fall in love with him at first sight with such a cheap face.
That's not self-confidence, it's inflated narcissism.
"Okay, let's go back......"
Qiao Shan waved his hand casually, sat down again, and watched the little girl come down from the staircase, her ponytail swaying gently, and soon disappeared.
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"Holy! Are you really going to change your name?! ”
As soon as the little girl left with her front foot, Chen Mo's eyes widened and she was stunned: "As for it?" We won't call you by your nickname in the future! ”
He doesn't care about the little girl,
On the contrary, there was a great reaction to Qiao Shan going to the police station to change his name.
Qiao Shan blinked, sighed, leaned back on the back chair, picked up a string of charcoal-grilled charcoal-roasted brown and oily golden needles, waved his hand indifferently and said, "It has nothing to do with this...... Uh, kind of related, but mostly not this. ”
"Think about it, Zhu Fei! Pig fly! How could a pig fly! ”
"Only swallows fly!"
Mao Eighteen thought for a moment and nodded: "Yes!" Pigs will only arch cabbage! ”
Johnson: ???
Looking at the thin and cute Mao Eighteen with a smile, Qiao Shan opened his mouth with a critical hit: "How much did you lose Xiao Ming?" ”
Mao 18: "......"
Gan! The kebab in my hand is not fragrant in an instant!
"How many times have you blown up this month?" Qiao Shan continued to pierce his heart.
Mao 18 picked up the beer bottle and drank wildly, collapsed on the back chair, and looked up at the sky.
Qiao Shan turned his head to look at Chen Mo again.
Chen Mo hurriedly picked up the skewers and beckoned, "Don't be stunned!" The skewers are cold! Eat fast, eat fast! ”
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The moonlight is hazy and the stars are sparse.
The night breeze is blowing.
The city is falling asleep, and the skewers on the terrace table have been wiped out, and it is a chaotic scene.
At the feet of the three men, a dozen beer bottles were stacked upside down.
"Money is a bastard!"
"I just like bastards!"
"I like it too!"
"Pig's head! I'll tell you, you'll have the whole restaurant, and I'll advertise on the radio for you, so that the whole city will come and keep you for money! ”
"No, no! Broadcasting doesn't work, you should get a food account, and now short videos are popular with this! ”
Qiao Shan was moving his body on the terrace to keep his body in a high aerobic state, and when he heard this, he glanced at the two drunken guys who were blocking, and said angrily:
"Lao Tzu is a cultural person!"
Fuck it!
Is it necessary to have a fat head and big ears?
A small restaurant that has been open for a hundred years in the last world, this time he won't do it!
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"Cultural people! Right...... Hey! We are all cultural people! ”
Chen Mo seemed to think of something funny, and said to Mao Shiba, who was lying on the table on the side: "When I go to college, pig's head...... Uh, you Fei Ge wants to buy a better electric fan, but he doesn't have enough money, and he wrote it for "The Story King"! ”
"Phew! Shouting is used to it! Slip of the tongue Slip of the tongue! ”
Chen Mo looked at Qiao Shan drunkenly, and said with a smile: "You said yes, right?" ”
Qiao Shan was stunned, and suddenly his eyes flashed: "? ”
"Don't play stupid!" Thinking that Qiao Shan was pretending to be stupid, Chen Mo smiled and continued to preach to Mao Shiba: "I still remember the content!" The content is...... Be...... The boys' dormitory was too dirty, causing rats to mutate and bite a dormitory member to death! ”
Mao 18 said curiously: "Published?" ”
"Nope! It's been returned! ”
Chen Mo was overjoyed when he talked about this: "Later, he changed it again, and changed the content to the boys' dormitory was too dirty, which caused the rats to mutate and bite the counselor who came to check the hygiene. ”
"So it's going to be approved?"
Mao 18th was shocked!
"Of course it's been returned again!"
Chen Mo laughed: "Ah Fei was angry, so he stayed awake all night, changed it for a night, doubled the length, and changed it to the boys' dormitory was too dirty, causing the rat to mutate and bite one of the students, and the student became the editor of "The Story King" after graduation, although he was a virgin, but he died of syphilis!" Hahahaha! ”
Mao Eighteen suddenly regarded Qiao Shan as a celestial!
"And then! And then what! Mao 18 asked.
"Later, the manuscript was not returned, and the editor of "The Story King" personally replied to him with a very sincere tone, asking where he was, saying that he would kill him!"
Chen Mo smiled and wiped his tears.
The once good years seem to be getting closer again in the telling.
Qiao Shan thought about it and laughed along.
"I'm going to write!" He said.
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In 2016, online articles were booming, and since I couldn't find a good job for the time being, let's write about it.
There is no need to plagiarize real-world web texts.
Just write the story of the original world!
One thought, one hundred thoughts, he will even think of a name, it will be called "Source World"!
Choose a primitive savage boy with a high degree of intelligence as the protagonist, listen to his perspective, and describe the various landscapes of his origin world.
Fantastical creatures, ancient trees, giant mountains, and the sea!
Mysterious, unknown, exploratory!
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Thinking of this, Qiao Shan stopped exercising.
Mixed with the two drunken guys back to the room, he opened the laptop, logged in to the website, registered an account, and banged.
Outside the window, the moon sets and the sun rises.
It's a new day.