"This aunt, are you lost?"

The middle-aged old boy Ah Ren asked.

Sister Ling took off her sunglasses and glanced at a few people with an unfathomable smile, looking very popular: "There is no way in the world, and when there are more people walking, it becomes a road, since there is no way, how can you say that you are lost?" ”

"That's part of my resume."

The pages of the self-made album book hang down one by one, and there are several photos of Sister Ling and others.

……

"Paul Walker ......"

"Jobs......

"Michael Jackson ......"

"Wow! Marilyn Monroe ......"

"Bruce Lee, ......"

Each photo is a celebrity, and the top is a paper certificate in the style of an award, which reads [National, Chief Exorcist, Demon Suppression, Demon Hunting, Certificate], and the lower right corner also has the seal of a certain hospital in Huaguo.

"The Heavenly Master is still in charge of catching traitors!" Qiao San exclaimed.

Everyone looked at each other, and they didn't realize it.

Li Juhua was puzzled: "But these people are all dead......

"That's why I can show my professionalism even more! It doesn't matter if they're dead! I can go down and take a picture with them, do you want to take a picture with them? Five hundred dollars a piece! I can invite them up and take a picture with you!" ”

"So expensive?!" Jin San was amazed.

Sister Ling said as a matter of course: "Sure! These ghosts are international superstars! Dead in the underworld, that's also very famous! 500 yuan is cheap! Last time, a director wanted to take a photo with Marilyn Monroe, and it took 20,000 yuan to invite someone up! ”

"Ahh I know this! That director also told me bedtime stories! Ah Ping interjected.

Sister Ling spread her hands: "Look! I didn't lie to you! ”

"Five hundred and one, which one will come first?"

Struck while the iron was hot, and while saying this, Sister Ling had already taken out an old camera from the electric tricycle and looked at everyone: "I have a camera with the light on!" Which international superstar you want to take a picture with, I'll ask them to come up. What, you don't have enough money. It's okay, then ask one to come up, and everyone can take a group photo together! ”

"But five hundred yuan can't be less! Let's discuss, which celebrity are you going to invite? ”

“…… Marilyn Monroe! Jin San replied.

Ah Ping retorted: "Of course it's Michael Jackson!" ”

"I think so......"

……

"Stop!

！ ”

Or the old boy has seen the market, and he can stand up and preside over the overall situation at a critical moment.

Seeing that everyone was in a mess, Ah Ren stood up and stopped everyone.

Qiao Shan smiled slightly and retreated from Xin.

Everyone gradually fell silent, and everyone looked at Ah Ren.

“…… Can I only take a photo with these guys? Can I take a picture with Sora Aoi?! Ah Ren asked.

Johnson: "??? ”

Jin San said disdainfully: "Are you stupid! ”

Qiao Shan looked at Jin San, and Jin San said seriously: "*** is just retired, and people are not dead!" How to take a photo with us! ”

"That's it!" Li Juhua echoed.

As soon as the others thought about it, it seemed like this was the case, and everyone soon fell into an argument with which star to talk to.

Johnson: "......"

……

"Stop!

！ "This time it was Qiao Shan who shouted.

He looked at everyone, sighed, and asked helplessly, "Didn't you invite someone to come and catch the traitor...... Bah! Ghost hunters?! ”

"Huh?"

"It seems like so......"

"I almost forgot!"

"That's right! Ghost hunting! Get down to business first! ”

Everyone's train of thought was led back on track by Qiao Shan, and Sister Ling saw that she was missing an income, although she was a little sorry, but she still put the camera back: "Since it's just catching ghosts, let's catch ghosts!" But the rules of the rivers and lakes, you know ......"

I rubbed my thumb and forefinger together and made a gesture to count the money.

Sister Ling's eyes wandered over several people.

I looked at the dilapidated buildings behind a few people, and mentally estimated that there were at least one hundred and eighty households, and according to one hundred, that is, 10,000 yuan less.

This is a big business, and it is not in vain that she came all the way over.

……

Hearing the rules of the rivers and lakes, Ah Ping walked out of Qiao Shan's side with an understanding face, took out a red envelope and handed it over.

"Four hundred?"

Sister Ling was stunned, and looked at everyone in astonishment: "Didn't you say that one household is one hundred?" ”

Jin San said with a smile: "You may not know much, our building, there are only four households left!" ”

"Huh?" Sister Ling's eyes widened: "Thirty kilometers!" Just give me four hundred dollars! I'm not here to do cleaning! ”

"It's not four hundred!" Qiao Shan suddenly spoke.

He walked out, took out a thick wad of cash from his pocket, and came to Sister Ling.

When Sister Ling saw this pile of money, a smile gradually appeared on her face.

"You're so joking...... Uh, what does that mean? ”

"I'm a household, too!"

Qiao Shan took out a brand-new hundred-yuan bill from a pile of money, stuffed the rest of the money back into his pocket, and smiled at Sister Ling: "Although I don't live here, but since I happened to meet it, let me do my best." ”

"Brother Zhu......" Ah Ping was moved.

Several other people were also extremely pleased, and instantly accepted Qiao Shan completely and regarded him as their own.

Sister Suzu: "......"

I wanted to cry and look at the cash in my hand without tears.

Be! Now it's not four hundred, it's five hundred......

……

"Thirty kilometers! Can you give a little more? Sister Ling said unwillingly.

"I used to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts for those big businessmen and big directors, and they all started with 10,000 yuan, 500 yuan, which is really too little!"

Everyone looked at each other.

Dr. Wang Jianyi stood up: "Since the master thinks that we have too little money, then ......"

"You're still the most reasonable!" Sister Ling patted Wang Jianxing's shoulder with relief.

“…… Then we won't do it! ”

Wang Jianjian stretched out his hand and grabbed the five hundred yuan in Sister Ling's hand, made a gesture of invitation, and said:

"Master, please go back!"

Qiao Shan also patted his head, seemed to remember something, and said: "I know an old Taoist priest in the old city, he seems to be able to catch ghosts, or I will invite him over tomorrow, he is cheap, only three hundred yuan at a time." ”

"Really?"

Sister Ling was about to cry: "Has even the Heavenly Master started to roll up these years?" ”

However, the money in hand naturally would not be returned, so he forcibly dragged back the five hundred yuan and immediately stuffed it into the underwear compartment.

Sister Ling said righteously: "Na! I hate money the most in my life! ”

"Talking about money hurts so much feelings! The main thing is to serve the people! ”

"Ghost hunting, huh? Let's get started, shall we? ”

……

A little money is money!

You can't run for nothing!

Sister Ling decided to hurry up and finish this order, and then go back early.

Seeing that Sister Ling was about to catch ghosts, Wang Jian was in a hurry, so he pulled Sister Ling aside and said sincerely: "Master! If you must catch this ghost, I beg you for one thing! ”

"If it's a male ghost, you fight to death!"

"But if it's a female ghost ......" Speaking of this, Wang Jianyi was a little choked and said sadly: "Why don't you bring her over for me to see?" I suspect it was my wife who came to see me......"

"If it's really my wife, I'll have to trouble you to take a family photo of us...... Woo, you know that for so many years, our family hasn't even had a group photo, and he is even more ...... Hey, Master, did you hear anything......"

"It seems that my wife is calling me ......," Wang said quietly.

Sister Ling's heart trembled!

The desolate and dilapidated Meng Guifang suddenly blew a cool night breeze on the spot.

"Health ......"

"Health ......"

A strange voice sounded out of nowhere, making Sister Ling feel like she was speaking in her own ear.

Sister Ling couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

……