The next day, early in the morning.

Huh~

Bai Xian Chu's curled up body stretched slightly, his long soft hair was slightly fluffy, he yawned, and slowly opened his eyes, his innocent eyes were still a little dazed.

"Awake?"

Qiao Shan stood in front of the mirror, playing Tai Chi.

"Yikes! Yuan Shuai! ”

Bai Xianchu's eyes lit up instantly, and he rushed to Qiao Shan from the bed three or two times, and hung himself up as a pendant, looking very attached.

"What for! Do?! ”

Qiao Shan threw Bai Xianchu back on the bed, "You restrain yourself!" ”

Bai Xianchu tossed twice on the bed, still very happy, and said excitedly: "I can't restrain myself!" I want to repay the favor! I'm going to marry you! Have a baby! I'm going to live with you for the rest of my life!

！ ”

……

"Are you sure this is revenge, not revenge?" Qiao Shan said.

"Huh?" Bai Xianchu blinked suspiciously: "What do you mean?" ”

Qiao Shan Zhengse said: "In today's society, men need a house, a car, a job, and money to get married! I don't have any of these, you dragged me into the grave of marriage and let me die without a place to bury, isn't this revenge?! ”

Bai Xianchu: "......"

"I don't want a house, a car, and money, I want you!" Bai Xianchu said.

Qiao Shan sighed: "Actually, it was an accident to save you when I was a child!" If you think about it, my dad was a caretaker at the time, and you were a rare animal, so if those kids who came to the zoo really splashed you with sulfuric acid, my dad would definitely lose his job, right? ”

“…… Wrong! ”

Bai Xianchu came up, and his watery eyes looked at Qiao Shan: "You have a lot of things that are missing from human beings!" ”

Qiao Shan nodded: "I know this, handsome!" ”

"It's kindness!"

"Cut!"

Qiao Shan rolled his eyes: "You obviously just want to see it!" ”

If you are handsome, you will promise each other.

If you look ugly, you will report it in the next life.

"And you said that you will repay the kindness, and when you come up, you will get married and have children, and live a lifetime, isn't it a bit too hasty? Do you know my character and conduct? Besides, there are so many monsters in the zoo, what goldfish spirits, rabbit spirits, sika deer spirits, if every time I help her, she will promise her, then my body can't stand it...... No, I mean, I'm guilty of bigamy! ”

Bai Xianchu covered his mouth in surprise: "Ah! How do you know about them?! ”

Qiao Shan shrugged: "Is it unexpected?" I grew up in the Unity Zoo, so I couldn't find anything out of the ordinary! Not to mention anything else, I have seen the five or six meters long goldfish at the bottom of the zoo lake several times, and you said that if I feed it fish food a few times, will it also come ashore to make a promise! ”

Bai Xianchu waved his hand: "No!" Uncle Yu is male, and he has a large group of wives! ”

Johnson: "......"

……

"Look at this, what about repaying the favor, let's not mention it, I saved you when I was a child, then this is fate, we can be friends!" Qiao Shan said with a smile.

"No way!"

Bai Xian Chu hung on Qiao Shan's body again, the two faced each other, Bai Xian Chu's breath sprayed on Qiao Shan's neck, with a hint of coolness, and they both mouthed: "You make it difficult for me to do this!" What we monsters say will count, and if we say that we will repay the favor, we must repay it! Besides, my genes are Arctic Silver Fox, which belongs to the advanced breed among the monsters, and the children born are very good-looking! Try it if you don't believe it! ”

Johnson: "......"

How the hell are you trying?!

Originally, he learned from the Tianshu trailer that he was crossing the world of "The Second Generation of Goblins", and the characters given were all kinds of strange monsters, and he thought that it would be good to have a mess with the heroine, so he chose the protagonist identity to cross.

But who would have thought that after crossing over, he would actually become a robot......

……

"Are you really going to marry me?" Qiao Shan asked.

Bai Xianchu said: "Of course! ”

"Don't regret it? I'm poor, and I owe a lot of money to others! ”

"No regrets!" Bai Xianchu's serious appearance is still extremely cute, "What's wrong with being poor, we can live here, and the money we owe can be repaid slowly......"

She looked at Qiao Shan with a blank eye, and said, "So you agreed?" ”

Qiao Shan thought for a while and nodded: "It's not impossible to get married, but I think we should take our time...... Huh? What are you doing? What are you doing with a knife?! You wait! I'm not done yet! ”

Thorn -

Bai Xianchu ran to the kitchen, took out a kitchen knife, and slashed it on his palm.

Then he pulled Qiao Shan's left hand and slashed his palm.

Two bleeding hands crossed and clasped together.

Bai Xianchu closed his eyes and prayed solemnly: "Cheng Li Xi will be drumming, passing the fence Xi will dance, the concubine will advocate Xi Rong and, Chunlan Xi Qiu Ju, long unconscious, Xi Gu ......"

"Yuan Shuai! We're married! I just read the wedding vows! Blood is an alliance, and we are a family. ”

"The Point Guard Is Here"

Johnson: "...... I...... I haven't finished what I just said......"

Bai Xian Chu blinked: "What words?" ”

Johnson: "...... Forget it......"

……

It's so fast!

It's all going so fast!

It has been less than twenty-four hours since he crossed over, and Qiao Shan actually got married in a flash.

Or with a vixen.

Bandaging the palms with gauze, Qiao Shan and Bai Xianchu sat on the edge of the bed, and the two of them stared at each other.

What should I do after I get married?

The time didn't seem right, the sun had come out outside, and the animals in the zoo were all active, and all kinds of sounds were coming in, according to the schedule, Qiao Shan should now go to serve the elephants.

Johnson: "We ......"

Bai Xian Chu whispered: "It's my first time, you have to be careful." ”

Get!

Don't say anything!

The chip spoofing program starts, the music plays, and the curtains are closed!

……

Cheonan Scientific Research Center Base.

"Huh! What is the robot you're responsible for doing? ”

"I'm jogging in the morning, and my schedule is healthy. What about you? ”

"I don't know.,I think there's something wrong with the K91 head I'm responsible for.,There's a beautiful chick looking for her just now.,The two of them chatted for a while.,Now I'm sitting in front of the TV watching Macabaka!"

"Hey! Robots, brain circuits are still different from us humans......"

The white coat researcher looked at the computer screen in front of him and was speechless for a while.

He can observe the situation through the perspective of K91.

As a result, the object of my observation is either to hit the ground with his fist or to watch children's cartoons...... He felt that his future was bleak.

You must know that the robot that everyone is responsible for is also linked to the bonus!

Intelligent robots become mentally retarded robots......

Won't you have to pay for it?!

……

……

Sun-basking three poles.

"No wonder the king likes Daji......"

Qiao Shan leaned on the head of the bed and thought to himself.

"Jingle Bell Bell ......"

The WeChat video call rang, adjusted his sitting posture, and looked at his mobile phone, it was a call from Yuan Shuai's father in the psychiatric hospital, Yuan Ainong.

"Did they find you?"

As soon as the video was connected, an old man in a hospital gown appeared on the opposite side, with a serious face.

Qiao Shan glanced at Bai Xianchu beside him and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm very hidden here, they won't find it." ”

"Commissioner No. 4, the other comrades have already died, and the information is all up to you to send out! Don't let them find you! ”

Qiao Shan was a little puzzled: "You recognize the wrong person, I am the third commissioner." ”

Wasn't the original plot Commissioner No. 3?

How did you become a number four?

"Nonsense!"

Yuan Ainong looked solemn: "I recognized it at a glance, you are not the No. 3 commissioner, you are the new No. 4 commissioner of the organization!" ”

Johnson: "......"

Is this old man really stupid or fake?

……

"Yuan Ainong! You're playing with your phone again! ”

"Tell me!"

There was a scolding sound from the other side of the video, causing Yuan Ainong to panic: "The survival of the earth depends on you!" They're after it!

！ My comrades-in-arms......"

Qiao Shan frowned: "Hey! What to do! ”

"Hand me my phone!"

"Human cannons! Launch! ”

"Someone! Caregivers!

！ ”

"Someone catches him!"

"Quick! Give him a tranquilizer!

！ ”

The mobile phone on the opposite side fell to the ground and fell under the hospital bed, and there was chaos inside, and a nurse rushed out and kicked Yuan Ainong to the ground and pressed him to the floor.

Qiao Shan's voice was a little cold: "Who kicked it just now?!" ”

A female nurse picked up her mobile phone, her vicious face and plate looked hideous, and threatened Qiao Shan: "If you don't come to pay the hospitalization fee again, I will drive your father from the mental hospital to the street!" ”

"Okay! I'll go over here! ”

Qiao Shan got out of bed and said coldly to the female nurse: "I hope that when I arrive, you will still be in the hospital!" ”

Hang up and get dressed.

Qiao Shan said to Bai Xianchu: "I'm going to go out, you ......"

"I'll go with you!" Bai Xianchu hurriedly said.

……

……

Roadside, waiting for a taxi.

Qiao Shan explained to Bai Xianchu: "I raised funds to film before, I owed a lot of debts, and even the old man's coffin was paid, and when I came back, he had already fainted in the police station crying, and when he woke up, he was already crazy......

said this to Bai Xianchu, but now, Qiao Shan was already a little suspicious of the reason why Yuan Ainong became a mental patient.

Especially after rooting the body permission, some blocked memories made Qiao Shan particularly concerned.

This Yuan Ainong is not simple......

But no matter how simple he is, whether he is really crazy or pretending to be crazy, he is nominally a relative of this body.

Relatives were bullied in a psychiatric hospital and beaten and scolded by nurses.

Qiao Shan couldn't stand this grievance.

……

Crunch –

After waiting on the side of the road for a while, a taxi stopped in front of Qiao Shan, but the driver did not ask if he could get into the car, but four people got out of the car.

The first one was a fierce little old man wearing a white suit, white leather shoes, and long hair.

The little old man was of average height, looked to be in his fifties, stood in front of Qiao Shan, coiled the beads in his hand, took a deep breath, and sneered:

"Young! What a coincidence! My Director Yuan! ”

There were three other people around the little old man, one of them was a tall fat man, a thin man with glasses, and a young man with dyed yellow hair.

The three of them surrounded Qiao Shan and Bai Xian Chu.

……

Qiao Shan didn't pay attention to the little old man in a white suit in front of him, but first probed and greeted the taxi driver: "Master, call another car, let's go to Renai Mental Hospital." ”

The taxi driver was about to leave, and when he heard Qiao Shan's words, he suddenly stopped.

Qiao Shan took out his mobile phone, and then said to the little old man: "Brother Zhigang, I just talked about an investment here, the amount is 20 million, you can do me a favor today, and when the funds come, I will return the money to the brothers!" ”

The little old man's name is Yang Zhigang, and he is one of the famous group leaders in Hengdian.

He was going to take a few brothers to the film and television city, but he happened to see Yuan Shuai who was "running away" halfway, and he was about to arrest someone and ask for debts, but when he heard Qiao Shan say this, he was stunned.

"It's just you...... Who else dares to invest?! ”

The glasses man next to him snatched Qiao Shan's mobile phone, looked at the chat history, and handed it to Yang Zhigang with some surprise: "Big brother, look." ”

Qiao Shan said calmly: "Don't look at it, it can't be fake, it can't be fake, I Yuan Shuai didn't plan to run, otherwise you wouldn't be able to bump into me here." ”

Yang Zhigang glanced at Qiao Shan, looked at the chat history, and frowned.

"Who is this Yang always?"

"The boss of the investment circle, rich woman, you can't reach that class, it's normal not to know each other." Qiao Shan surging road.

The little yellow hair on the side was angry, and he stretched out his hand to push Qiao Shan: "You talk to Brother Zhigang politely!" ”

Syllable!

One pull, one belt!

Little Yellow Fur fell to the ground.

……

Qiao Shan said: "What kind of ruthlessness will be used against others, just I need you." Brother Zhigang, do you choose to help me, or do you plan to beat me up and get angry? ”

Yang Zhigang's face changed, he stretched out his hand to stop Xiao Huangmao who rushed up again, thought for a long time, and asked, "Is this investment real?" ”

Qiao Shan was still very determined: "Do you think I dare to lie to you?" ”

The so-called chat records, investors, and 20 million are naturally fake.

This thing was originally prepared by Qiao Shan to deceive people.

At the beginning, Yuan Shuai raised funds for filming, and Yang Zhigang felt that it was profitable, so he called on his brothers to raise funds to invest, which was actually a gambling agreement in the entertainment industry. If the filming makes money, the bulk of the profit will naturally belong to Yang Zhigang, and Yuan Shuai basically won't get any actual benefits, if he loses ...... Yang Zhigang naturally will not suffer a dumb loss, and Yuan Shuai wants to return all the money he lost.

In a safe and unlost business, Yang Zhigang is bullying Yuan Shuai and is weak.

So when he bumped into these people at this moment, Qiao Shan deceived them, and he didn't have the slightest burden.

……

There are people under his hands, who hold the resources that the group performers crave, and Yang Zhigang is also a small power, so he naturally doesn't think Qiao Shan dares to deceive him.

However, seeing Qiao Shan's different attitude from the past, he had other thoughts in his heart at the moment.

Yang Zhigang suddenly changed his smiling face, and said kindly: "Brother Yuan, look at what you said, you are in need, how can you not help as a brother." You are a capable person, you can still attract investment in this situation, and you will definitely be able to show your future in the future! As for the more than two million, it's not Brother Yang that I embarrass you, in fact, this money is the hard-earned money of the brothers, I have to give them an explanation, you have to bear with me, don't be like Brother Yang. ”

Hengdian is full of people, in fact, it is a river and lake.

Yang Zhigang has been in the mix for many years, so he naturally has his own ability, and his words can be said to be leaky, not only complimenting Qiao Shan, but also expressing his suffering.

Of course, this is based on Johnson's ability to repay the money.

If Qiao Shan has no money, it will naturally be another kind of face, and he will have to be beaten and threatened.

……

Another taxi arrived shortly after.

Yang Zhigang got into the co-pilot seat of the taxi where Qiao Shan was sitting with a thick face, and also had the opportunity not to let Qiao Shan go.

"Brother Yuan, are we going to a mental hospital?"

Yang Zhigang turned around and asked.

Qiao Shan nodded: "Yes." My old man was bullied inside, I went to ask for someone, and I would trouble Brother Zhigang for a while. ”

"No problem! It just so happens that I recently acquired a new big brother! It's that yellow hair, why do I call him big brother, because he likes the taste of human blood......"

Bai Xian Chu wondered: "Is it a monster......

She didn't feel the monster aura on these people?

Yang Zhigang was stunned: "Monster? What youkai? ”

Qiao Shan sat in the back row, hugged Bai Xianchu's waist, and said with a smile: "It's not a demon, it's a human!" Ruthless! ”

"I'll show you a good show!"

Qiao Shan whispered in Bai Xianchu's ear.

Bai Xianchu shrunk his neck and rubbed on Qiao Shan's shoulder: "Oops, itchy......"

Yang Zhigang turned his head with interest, but he secretly slandered himself in his heart.

It's okay to be unreasonable to be handsome these years!

Look at this product, the TV series he filmed is not bullshit, he lost so much money, and someone still invested in him, and he has such a beautiful girlfriend.

Look at yourself again, because your looks are not up to par, it is difficult to be a group performer, so you can only take a group of brothers to do a group of people!

Ay...... It's really the Jade Emperor who is blind!

No way!

This kind of filming is just throwing money for nothing, and you have to grab a piece of meat for the brothers to eat!

……