Chapter 2 Warehouse
I was not used to drinking these wines, so I asked the maid to get me some honey wine, and the maid laughed and withdrew
Joey said to me as he cut meat on the leg of lamb with a knife, "Are the servants here uneducated?" We're messengers, and only one of the maids has said yes."
"Hey, the world is cold," said one of the horsemen with a smile, "when I was a child, my family had a farm, and hundreds of sheep, and every year I could sell dozens of them with felt, and those poor bare-egg cavalrymen wanted to teach me and let me go and serve them, saying that they would be selected into the hussar guards of the Pilsudski family in ten years, but then hail fell, and the crops were gone, and the sheep were killed, and our family was unlucky, and after that, No, it was almost like Vidor."
"Victoria is better than you," said another cavalryman, who was eating with a dip in white bread, "and, I remember the last time you said it, you didn't say that you had a few hundred sheep, and where did you come from?" ”
"You didn't listen to it yourself," said the knight at first, with some anxiety, "how can you say that I didn't say that Victor is better treated than I am?" That's not necessarily, I'm still able to make out with my family in my own house, you see Victor all the way home, where did this get us? This damn forage storehouse, full of bed bugs."
"You're the biggest bed bug," Joey scolded, "what bed bugs are there when it's so cold?" ”
"I did fart just now," the cavalry himself quipped
Everyone around laughed, and a fat horseman said, "No wonder, I thought my bread was covered with aged cheese, and it tasted so strong."
While we were laughing, the maid came over, "Master, there is no honey wine, only milk, is it okay?" ”
The horsemen all laughed scoffingly, and they looked at the maid without speaking, and I knew that in the barracks, these horsemen liked to joke that it was not a good word for others to drink milk
This joke is still about Giovanni, it is said that Giovanni was weak for a while, and the military was full of red faces, everyone cared about Giovanni in their hearts, so they asked Giovanni to pay attention to his body, but Giovanni would still record in the memo several times a week that he read the "King's Edict", and then there was no way, the soldiers recruited a cow to get milk for Giovanni, this cow was quite able to produce milk, Giovanni drank quite full, and the excess milk was made into cheese
And Giovanni has a habit of drinking directly on the cow's teat, which makes the soldiers feel that Giovanni is very brave and very obscene Every morning, Giovanni's own soldiers will yawn and go to bring the cow to Giovanni One morning, the soldier led the cow to Giovanni, Giovanni came over after a while and said, today the cow has no milk, how can it be sucked out, asked if it was not fed enough forage the night before The soldier does not remember, thinking that he forgot it, so he admitted his mistake, Blindfolded, he led the cow back to the pen
On the edge of the cattle pen, several peasant soldiers from the barracks were probing their heads to talk, saying that the ox had lost something, and when they saw this soldier leading the oxen, they hurried to it, and shouted rebuked, "Hell, where did you lead the bull?" Delayed our ploughing"
The soldier slapped his head and said, "Oh, it turned out that the wrong cow was led, no wonder Giovanni said in the morning that he couldn't suck a drop of milk."
At this time, a gentle breeze blows and the fallen leaves roll
A group of soldiers and farmers suddenly fell silent, their expressions stiffening on their faces
Since then, the people in the barracks don't drink milk, in fact, I don't feel like it's anything, if the soldiers don't eat beef, I can understand, but they just don't drink milk, I don't know why, except for Giovanni who was disgusted for more than half a year, the other soldiers were quite happy, this became a taboo for Giovanni, he never drank milk, and told me that the story about him was a rumor
At this time, I could only say to the maid, "No, I don't drink this kind of thing"
I didn't mean anything else by saying this, but the few horsemen around me laughed too much, and the maid was overwhelmed, thinking that she had said the wrong thing, and went away with the milk jug in her arms
"The beauty is gone," said one of the cavalrymen
"**," said the other cavalryman, "it's all Giovanni's fault, or I'd have drunk a can of milk and have a chat with that chick or something."
I was a little unimpressed, "You go to the girl of Valan, I know a guy, nothing else, just a girl, the kind of big ass girl you want, he can attract him with his eyes closed, but the Romanov family, you better not move"
"Why is that?" The cavalry asked
"Uh," I don't know how to explain it, I just feel disgusted that men outside have seduced the ladies of the Romanov family, "nothing, they are my family, I don't want anything to happen to them, you can't marry her, if they get a child, they will go back to their hometown"
One of the cavalrymen sneered, "It's really inappropriate for you to say that."
Several horsemen looked at each other, then burst out laughing
I'm also an illegitimate child, I didn't expect to frame myself here, I want to tell them that I'm not an illegitimate child, but I don't have enough confidence, but I just hate that cavalry in my heart
At this time, a cavalryman snorted at me, "The chick is coming"
I didn't look back, I just ate the barbecue with my head down, thinking in my heart when I would be able to become a boyar, recover the riverlands, and get rid of these identities
"I've brought you a drink," said a female voice, "and without mead, and you don't drink milk, mare's milk wine is always fine." ”
"No," I was a little upset, for fear that the cavalry would attack me again.
This voice is so familiar, I was startled and looked back
Carrying a bottle of mare's milk wine and a small wine glass on top of her nose, Messila struggled to maintain her balance, looked at the glass with two eyes, opened her hands lightly, and stepped forward step by step
Hearing me say 'no', her face bulged and showed some angry expression, "Oh, then I'll go back, I've only been out for a few months, and the shelf has become so big"
"Don't," I threw a fleshy bone in my hand into the fire, and threw a spark into it, causing the horsemen to hurriedly retreat, and I stood up with a curse in my mouth, "aren't you in Ivangorod?" ”
"Yes," said the Messira, and then pushed the bag of wine into my arms, "My lord told me not to see you, saying that you were about to leave, and I saw you, and you didn't want to leave, so you said I was in Ivangorod."
I grabbed the wine bag in my arms, "Who said that I don't want to leave, I'm going to leave tomorrow, it's my duty"
"Oh," Mysella glanced at me and sniffed, "and when is Mr. Victor leaving tomorrow?" Do you have time to look for me before you leave? ”
"Yes," I said dumbfoundedly, and now I had to follow her as she had to go
"Don't you have a duty to do, and I'm afraid that the people you brought will have to wait for you to return to your life?"
"Leave them alone," I hastily waved my hand, indicating that I could ignore Joey, and Joey and a few knights coughed a few times with some indignation, "I went to visit the Earl tonight, and I came to you, where do you live?" ”
"Let's talk about dinner"
Miscella came over and put the little cup on top of my head, carefully held it down, and then held out a finger and told me, "Don't let it fall off," and then she swaggered away, and when she went to the door and looked back, she frowned when she saw that I was reaching for the cup, "Who told you to move it?" and I stopped moving
She smiled, teased me enough, and walked away satisfied
I watched her disappear outside the warehouse, and I felt warm in my heart
Joey and the other four knights all squinted at me with disgusted expressions
"Do you see Vidor's unbeaten?" One of the horsemen said while eating mutton, "It's really hateful, it's just made for us to see, to gluttony us."
"**" The cavalrymen were still arguing with each other just now, and at this time they suddenly found a common topic, "It's no wonder that when I was in the barracks, I paid Victor to sleep with a woman, and he also talked to me about a big reason, it turned out that he already had a little lover"
"Vidor" Joey was also a little angry, "Which bastard just said not to look for the women of the Romanov family?" What should I do if I get a child? ”
One of the horsemen loosened his belt and muttered, "Giovanni can suck the wrong milk, so Victor can't go the wrong way?" Victor wants to get the kid out, well, it's a little hard, unless I get to help."
"You're enough" I'm a little angry, but it's more proud, chatting with a girl in front of a group of big-headed soldiers, it's a very worthy of showing off, I feel that the original gray distance has become colorful, "I have the ability to say it just now, now that no one else can hear it, it's ridiculous that you're all majestic."
The horsemen almost jumped up at once, "Victor, you think we're all as light as you?" You made us a back, and you were like a little girl like glue to stimulate us, are we the same kind of people as you? In front of women, we really don't know how to bring you out."
We had another fuss
The maid came and refilled the wine for us, brought us some plates of roasted eggs and a large pot of broth, and cut a bunch of smoked sausages and a few heads of garlic
Joey originally agreed not to let me drink, but after the Messiah came, Joey didn't care about the important mission of the messenger, and forced me to drink, I remembered the teachings of the Kujits, and I must eat more meat when drinking, but even if I tried to maintain it, I still couldn't, and finally I became drowsy
I asked the maid for a few mattresses and blankets, and I was going to lay them out to rest, and the maid said that the room had been cleaned up, and I could go there to rest, and I knew that Joey, they might be in the warehouse for the night, and I was going to sleep with them, so I was not going to go to the room, and I beat the maid away, and fell asleep on a blanket
At first I could vaguely hear the horsemen scolding me, flirting with passing maids, and talking about which girl was the most beautiful, but then I didn't know anything
I fell asleep in a daze
Then, someone pushed me
I opened my eyes and saw Alexey, who was looking at me with a smile
"Victor, I've woken you up again," he said, smiling, "the Count wants to see you"
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