Mental arithmetic cheats.

Speaking of this thing, it can be regarded as a classic academic scam.

From the popular "Historical Harvest Quick Calculation" in the eighties and nineties, to the "Zhou Genxiang Quick Calculation" that later sold a set of 1,380 yuan through TV shopping, it has been harvesting the wealth of students' parents.

These quick calculations collectively can develop the brain and make a qualitative leap forward in children's academic performance.

In fact, there is no shortcut to learning......

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But at this moment, in the corner of the forest road in the Children's Palace, in front of the liars who sell mental arithmetic cheats, in front of the parents and students who have been fooled and lame!

Popping the bubble directly is undoubtedly a thankless task.

So Qiao Shan said that sentence arrogantly!

"As long as you don't know the [Quantum Reading Method], we won't be afraid!

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The arrogance of his posture and his expression instantly calmed some of the people present, especially the unclear words of [Quantum Reading Method], which made the parents of the onlookers look at each other.

"What is the quantum reading method?" An aunt couldn't help but ask.

"Good question!"

Qiao Shan rolled his eyes at Lao Lin, thinking that you don't have the eyesight of other aunts, and you don't know how to hold it, so I almost can't act!

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Jumping off the desk...... In fact, he was kicked off the desk by a scammer......

Qiao Shanren whispered loudly, patted his chest hard, pointed to the mental arithmetic cheats and said with disdain: "What kind of mental algorithm, at most, it is to let you calculate things faster, now a calculator is only a few dollars, no matter how fast you calculate, can you still have a computer?!" ”

"Besides! Mental arithmetic is just a study technique and doesn't do much to improve your grades! ”

"But quantum reading is different!"

"Let me ask you, do you know what quantum is?"

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“…… Hey! You kid! ”

Seeing Qiao Shan talking eloquently in front of the table, it really diverted everyone's attention, and the liar who was going to watch the excitement suddenly couldn't stand and interrupted Qiao Shandao:

"Whose child are you? What's the nonsense you are talking about...... Don't mess around if you don't buy books! Go, go, go! Let's play! ”

"Look! He's in a hurry! ”

Qiao Shan pointed at the liar and said, "He sells algorithms, and he must know what quantum reading is!" ”

"Because the quantum reading method is the latest learning method developed by the world's cutting-edge mathematicians, the mental algorithm has actually been eliminated in the world. Because then he won't be able to make your money by eliminating the mental algorithm! ”

"What?"

"The heart algorithm has been eliminated?"

The parents next to them suddenly became noisy.

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The liars were laughed at angrily.

He can see that Qiao Shan is using the same means he used to deal with Lao Lin just now!

It was a little surprising that a child had such scheming!

With Lao Lin here, the liar was not easy to do, so he sneered: "Children, first of all, I don't know what the quantum reading method is, and secondly, it's not that you can just say some unnecessary method to negate my mental algorithm, do you understand?" ”

"But what I said is true!" Qiao Shan said innocently.

The liar laughed and said, "Okay! You say that your quantum method is true, so what is the use of you telling me about it? What's so great about it?! ”

What a quantum learning method!

It's really, and I said that I was the cosmic heart algorithm!

The key is that you have to convince these parents to come up with a name!

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"Day and night, is your quantum reading method in the strawberry world very powerful?"

Lao Lin couldn't help but ask Lin Chaoxi in a low voice.

Although he is only a civil mathematician now, he still understands the frontiers of mathematics, and he has never heard of this quantum reading method, and it is obviously not something from this world.

He understands that the mental algorithm is actually somewhat useful strictly speaking, but the effect is exaggerated by the scammers.

Is this quantum reading method more powerful than the mental algorithm?

In the face of Lao Lin's inquiry, Lin Chaoxi sighed speechlessly and couldn't stop shaking his head. Lao Lin doesn't know what quantum reading is, she still doesn't know what quantum reading is, this thing is the same path as the mental algorithm!

"Kie ......"

Lin Chaoxi shouted at Qiao Shan.

I can't go any further, and if I continue to talk about it, I will be exposed......

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Qiao Shan smiled at Lin Chaoxi, signaled that she didn't have to worry, and continued to talk eloquently:

"It has been mentioned in quantum mechanics that all the elements of objects in this world are extremely fine particles that are invisible to the naked eye."

"Before I talk about quantum reading, let's popularize a little knowledge for everyone!"

Qiao Shan looked around and said with a smile: "We all know that the human brain is divided into the left brain and the right brain, but I think you must not have heard that our eyes, ears, nose, tongue, and skin are all done by the left brain. And our right brain, there have always been many areas and potentials that have not been explored. ”

"I know! I know! ”

Xiao Lu raised his hand proudly and said: "I read that the extracurricular book says that the brain of ordinary humans is only about 10% developed, Einstein is only 20%, and 80% is not developed!" ”

Qiao Shan gave a thumbs up to Lu Zhihao: "That's right!" ”

Worthy of my future agent!

I just like your stupidity!

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"As this classmate said, there are still many untapped areas in our brains!"

"And these unexplored areas are actually our right brain!"

Qiao Shan continued: "The quantum reading method I mentioned before is actually the latest research by international scientists, an ability to use the potential of the human right brain to perceive and perceive the fluctuations of objects! When this ability is applied to a textbook, your right brain will have a quantum resonance with the textbook, and the effect it produces is ......"

Qiao Shan paused for a moment, raised a finger, and said firmly: "It's just two words...... Speed Read! ”

"What? Velocity? ”

The liar was amused: "What's the matter, what kind of quantum reading method did you use to run fast?!" Can you still become Liu Xiang when you grow up and win a gold medal at the Olympics? ! ”

Lin Zhaosheng suddenly said: "Speed reading!" Read quickly! ”

He looked at Lin Chaoxi, stunned and surprised: "Quantum wave-particle duality!" I don't know much about physics, is your world's cutting-edge science already so developed? ”

Lin Chaoxi: "......"

No! It's just that the trick has been upgraded!

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"That's right! It's a quick read! ”

Qiao Shan smiled and said: "Maybe everyone sounds like speed reading is not as powerful as mental algorithms, but that's actually because you don't know how fast this speed reading is!" ”

"Well, I'll show you how!"

"Whoever has a textbook in his hand, an extracurricular book, any one I haven't read, I'll show you how powerful the quantum reading method is!"

"Ji Jiang!" Lin Chaoxi said anxiously.

Why is it still demonstrated?!

This thing is a lie, isn't this presentation revealing its stuff?!

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"I have!"

A very calm and clear boy's voice came from outside the crowd.

It was a little boy of eleven or twelve years old, with dark and bright children's holes, long eyelashes, one hand in his pocket, wearing a navy blue shirt, and his face was like the morning sun that melted in the morning.

Belch...... The above are Lin Chaoxi's inner feelings......

Glancing at Lin Chaoxi, who suddenly became sluggish, and then looking at the little boy who was walking slowly, Qiao Shan suddenly understood everything in his heart, and suddenly said:

"It turned out to be a robbery......"

Love robbery!

Apprentice, that's why you asked me to come here?

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