Chapter 15: Begging!
Taoyuan Village, Houshan Peach Forest.
Li An glared and looked at the little guy who was bowing his hand under the peach tree not far away.
"Wong Tai Sin begs for seal!"
With such a look, Li An's mind suddenly remembered the story of the weasel begging for the seal told to them by the dean of the Northeast in the welfare home in his previous life.
Because the children in the welfare home are very naughty, they often secretly run out to play at night, and the director has said many times that it is useless.
The dean frightened everyone, and it was easy to run into weasels when they went out at night.
The little ones didn't care, and the weasels they hadn't seen before, so there was nothing to be afraid of.
Seeing that the little ones didn't understand what the weasel meant, the dean began to talk about what happened to him when he was a child.
Later, everyone realized that what happened to the dean when he was a child was actually told by the old man in his family.
According to the dean, there is a legend of Wong Tai Sin in the three eastern provinces.
Wong Tai Sin will become a fine after a hundred years of cultivation, and he will find someone to beg for help before he becomes a fine man.
There are two kinds of weasels begging.
The first is the first time to beg, the weasel will pick a foggy night to stand on the side of the road and ask passers-by, does it look like a human?
If the answer is human, then the weasel will succeed.
And this person who answers like a human being, the luck merit and yin virtue in the body will be consumed, and the light one will be riddled with bad luck and a serious illness, and the heavy one may have a life.
The second kind of begging is even more powerful.
The second time the weasel didn't just ask if he looked like a person, but asked the person, whether he was a human or an immortal.
If you answer like a human, then you will ruin the weasel's way, and you will be entangled and retaliated for the rest of your life until the whole family is dead.
If you answer Xiang Xian, then you have exercised your rights on behalf of God, and you have violated the rules of heaven.
Not only will all the merits of luck disappear, but you will also be severely punished when you go down to the underworld.
Of course, the children at that time couldn't understand it, and in order to scare Li An's group of little guys, the dean replaced the merit and luck on his body with sores on the soles of his feet, ugly scars on his face, and all his hair fell out.
The story of the dean scared many children, and the little ones were afraid of sores on the soles of their feet, scars on their faces, and hair loss, and they were very honest for a long time.
Staring at the three servants who were looking at the weasel in the distance with a dazed expression, Li An thought about it and turned sideways, pulled out the horizontal knife behind him, and began to pour water on it.
This weasel, Ang Lee is sure that the other party is begging for the first time.
But even if it's the first time, the strength should not be underestimated.
With Ang Lee's current strength, and the fact that he doesn't have the legendary magic weapon in his hand, he can only choose to use the method that seems to be in the movie.
After pouring water on the knife, Li An shuddered, fastened his belt, and then carried the strong-smelling horizontal knife and touched the weasel with light skills.
I didn't notice the weasel behind him, bowed deeply to the three officials, and asked with a respectful smile on his face: "Three handsome young people, do you think I look like a human or a fairy?" ”
"Damn, youkai!"
When the three officials saw that this guy who was dressed in human clothes, but his face and hands were shaggy, and that he could bow like a human being, and that he could also speak human words, he was so frightened that he screamed, turned around and ran.
"Alas, it's really troublesome, isn't it just to answer a question, what to run?"
Seeing that the three servants ran away, the weasel shook his head humanely, reached behind and pulled out, and a paper bag appeared in his hand.
"Go!"
Opening the paper bag, the weasel blew violently, and some granular powder in the paper bag flew towards the three officials in an instant, enveloping the three of them in the blink of an eye.
Li An, who was six or seven meters away from the weasel, paused when he saw this scene, reached into his arms and took out a pink silk handkerchief, covered his nose and mouth, and used his internal force to hold his breath.
"Forehead, I'm so dizzy!"
Covered by a cloud of dust, the three servants began to stumble in just a few breaths, and their eyes began to become foggy.
With a satisfied smile on his face, the weasel lifted his somewhat large clothes and stood in front of the three servants on his short legs.
Looking up at the three people who were already confused, the weasel grinned.
"That fox's psychedelic drug really works, next time I ask her for more, and the clansmen won't have to be so troublesome in the future."
"Three handsome young people! Do you think I look like a human being, or like a fairy? ”
The weasel looked at the three servants expectantly and asked again.
"Smack!"
A smelly knife rested on the weasel's neck, and then a teasing voice sounded behind him with the weasel's bewildered expression.
"I look like you, 170 tall, plump, with a peerless appearance, gentle personality, obedient to me, can also do laundry and cooking, pinch shoulders and beat back, serve tea and pour water, big sister who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!"
Weasel: Your sister, you are Lao Tzu is the king of the wishing pool, you are saying that Lao Tzu is a male weasel, I am really what you say, do you dare to use it or say something else?
"Housheng, it's a bit too much for you to play like this."
Glancing at the knife around his neck, the weasel's expression gradually cooled, and his body moved to turn around.
"Don't move, my knife, but quickly, be careful to wipe your head off."
"Huh!"
The weasel sneered, and said with disdain: "Are you sure this mortal knife can hurt me." ”
Li An smiled slightly, and pushed the weasel neck with a knife.
"I know that you monsters have thick skin, and they are also protected by demonic energy, so it is difficult for ordinary mortal weapons to hurt you."
With a smug smile on his face, the weasel was about to ignore the knife around his neck and turn to see which daring guy dared to tease him like this.
But Li An's next words made his body freeze in place again.
"But I've also heard that boy urine can break some evil spells, I don't know if your demonic energy can block child urine, and it's nearly 20 years old, a boy with a strong internal force."
Weasel: Your sister, I said that this knife tastes so weird, the feeling is child's urine, and it is so pungent, and the anger is really not small.
"Housheng, let me go, how about I fulfill one of your wishes!"
Ang Lee grinned and looked at the weasel playfully.
"Didn't I just say that? Help me make it happen! Even pity me, a boy who is almost 20 years old. ”
When the weasel heard this, a trace of anger flashed in his eyes.
This guy is such a bastard, fortunately, I took it back by myself in an emergency just now, otherwise I would have been pitted by this guy.
Although he was angry in his heart, the strength of the person behind him was unknown, and the weasel was not sure that he had beaten the other party.
After all, the other party can quietly touch behind him and put the knife on his neck, and his strength is definitely not low.
What's more, this guy also insidiously poured boy urine on the knife, and he already has the basis to hurt himself, plus the strength is unknown, the weasel doesn't dare to bet on this.
Is it really to fulfill the other person's wishes?
The weasel struggled inside.
Wait, the other party wants a big beauty, isn't there one next to him?
Thinking of that sassy fox, the weasel's eyes lit up, and he readily agreed: "Okay, I can help you realize your wish, but that woman is a little difficult, I can tell you where she is, but whether you can take her down depends on your ability." ”
Li An was stunned for a moment when he heard this.
I was just joking, but I didn't expect this weasel to take it seriously.
For a while, Ang Lee was a little entangled.
If the other party really sends a peerless beauty to him, then when he goes under the knife, should he be lighter or happy.