Chapter 36: The Cultists.
"Tsk, really?"
"Can I still lie to you? Xiao Han saw it with his own eyes. ”
In the early morning of the next day, under Du Yuan's envious and jealous eyes, Li An finished eating the loving breakfast prepared by Du Xiaoyue and came to the yamen in a comfortable mood.
As soon as I entered the class room, I saw a few officials who had come early, gathering together, excitedly discussing something.
"All of them are grinning like broken shoes, why are you so happy, tell me about it, let me be happy."
Ang Lee, who was in a good mood, also came up.
"Brother An is here!"
"Brother An, good morning."
Several officials hurriedly said hello, and one of them excitedly came up and whispered: "Brother An, big news!" I guess you won't believe it. ”
Ang Lee was tickled and urged again and again.
"Tell me about it!"
"Hey, hey!"
The official smiled and said mysteriously: "Today, Xiao Han went to deliver toiletries to the eldest master, guess what he saw?" ”
"Hurry up, don't say I'll beat you up."
Seeing that this guy was still selling off, Li An waved his fist and threatened.
"Don't, don't, I say I'll say."
The official laughed, glanced outside the door, and whispered to Li An: "When Xiao Han went to deliver the toiletry, the eldest master had already gotten up. While he was waiting for the old man to wash, a morning breeze blew and blew up the curtain in the old man's bedroom. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......"
Speaking of this, he smiled lewdly.
Li An's eyes widened, and the official shrunk his neck.
"What kind of character is Xiao Han, Brother An, you also know, how can he let go of this opportunity to make a bargain. When the eldest master was washing his face, he secretly glanced inside. Good fellow, guess what he saw? ”
Ang Lee raised his hand to give this guy who loves to sell Guan Zi a brain meltdown.
"Don't say I'm really beating you."
The official rubbed the door of his head that was knocked on, his face was excited, and his voice was extremely low: "He actually saw the eldest master's master, sleeping on the bed with the county lord's wife in his arms." ”
"Damn, is it so exciting?"
Li An was stunned, and looked left and right at the officials who were also gossipy.
"Really? Don't talk nonsense! ”
"Brother An, can I still lie to you? Everyone on duty last night knows. ”
"What's so hotly discussed?"
The orange that was munching on the oil cake walked in, and saw a group of people gathered around a pile of heated discussions, and also came up curiously.
"Brother Orange, you're here, I'll tell you, it's exciting news."
Li An grabbed the orange, and his eyebrows fluttered to tell him what the official had just said.
"it!"
After listening to Ang Lee's story, the oil cake chewed in the orange's mouth squirted out.
Soon, as more and more people came, the news spread quickly in the yamen.
From the beginning, Xiao Han saw the county lord's master and slept with the county lord's wife in his arms.
Later, it became Xiao Han who saw the two of them fighting with his own eyes, and then became the county lord and the master's wife, and the three of them started the war together in the morning.
At three o'clock, all the officials of the yamen gathered in the inner hall, waiting to meet the new lord.
"Your Excellency has arrived!"
With Shanzi shouting, Wang Shusheng, who was wearing a green official uniform, came to the hall accompanied by his master.
The main master who everyone was discussing just now appeared, and everyone's eyes looked at the master.
The eyes are both strange and ridiculous.
I didn't know what was going on yet, and the master, who had already spread the word in the Yamen, nodded with a slight smile at everyone.
Wang Shusheng, who was walking in front, was watched by so many people for the first time, and his legs and stomach were a little trembling.
These people are all people in the yamen, and they used to be people he looked up to, but now they have become his subordinates, which makes him a little uncomfortable for a while.
"Bye!"
Waiting for Wang Shusheng to sit down tremblingly, Shanzi, who was standing on the side of the public case, roared.
All the officials at the scene caught the officials quickly, and they knelt on the ground and shouted.
"Greetings, good morning, sir!"
With such a neat roar, Wang Shusheng's nervous heart was pounding, and he wanted to stand up and say politely, but his legs were weak and he didn't listen to the call at all.
"Zhu... All... Ladies and gentlemen, morning... Daybreak... Good morning. Please... Please... ......"
In just a few words, Wang Shusheng stammered, without the official authority of the county master.
"Poof!"
I don't know who couldn't hold back a laugh, and the scene instantly became embarrassing.
Wang Shusheng, who was sitting on the chair, had a flushed face, and Master and Shanzi looked down with a pale face, looking for the person who laughed.
"Haha, you're welcome, sir."
Li An secretly glared at his little apprentice, and was the first to stand up, laughed, and saluted back.
Seeing that someone was taking the lead, the others were no longer holding back, and they laughed out loud, stood up and saluted back.
For a moment, the solemn lobby was filled with joyful laughter.
Looking at the smiling officials and fast catchers below, the master and Shanzi's faces turned pale, while Wang Shusheng lowered his head in shame, not daring to look at the master and Shanzi.
Soon, the short meeting ceremony was over.
According to the rules, the county magistrate should have said a few words, or the new official took office and burned a few fires.
It's a pity that after this trouble, the master didn't have the heart to let Wang Shusheng speak, and after leaving the six officials and the team to catch quickly, he let everyone go back to their respective duties.
Back in the class room, Li An raised his foot and kicked Xiao Wu with a smile on his face to the ground, and then stepped forward and slapped him a few times.
"You stinky boy, looking for death, don't look at any occasion, what are you laughing at? Is that place where you laugh? ”
Xiao Wu, who didn't know that the matter was serious, covered his beaten face and looked at the angry Li An aggrievedly.
"Master, I... I..."
"What are you, do you feel wronged, think I'm making a fuss, beating you for a little thing, Lao Tzu is teaching you how to behave."
Ang Lee said as he raised his foot and was about to kick.
A few people who came back together hurriedly stepped forward to stop Li An.
The catcher who was in the same class as Li An pointed at Xiao Wu, who was still confused.
"You stinky boy, what are you doing sitting there? Why don't you hurry up and pour tea with your master, see what makes your master angry. ”
"Oooh!"
Xiao Wu hurriedly got up from the ground, poured a cup of tea, and handed it to Li An.
"Master, you drink tea."
glared at Xiao Wu fiercely, Li An snorted coldly, took the tea, and could be regarded as revealing the matter.
The catcher who spoke just now looked at Xiao Wu, who was still puzzled, and asked, "Do you know that your master saved your life just now." ”
Xiao Wu looked at the catcher in ignorance.
Seeing that this guy still didn't understand what was going on, Na Zhukuai shook his head and explained: "After all, that's the county lord is a big official, you are a small official who laughs in front of so many people, people don't want to lose face!" ”
"If it weren't for the emergency, your master stood up and took this black cauldron, and your kid would have picked up this skin at the lightest now. If it's serious, you'll be thrown into a prison cell, and one day you will be a substitute for the dead. ”
After listening to this quick explanation, Xiao Wu realized that he couldn't hold back his laughter just now, how serious the matter was.
"Plop!"
Thinking about the seriousness of the matter, Xiao Wu knelt in front of Li An, didn't speak, and kept kowtowing.
"Alas!"
Seeing that this kid understood the seriousness of the matter, Li An sighed and pulled him up.
"Five... Don't blame the master for being heavy-handed, this is the yamen, every word you say and everything you do, you have to be careful. ”
"This is not a field, you can say whatever you want? Laugh as much as you want? In the yamen, if you don't pay attention a little, say the wrong thing, and do the wrong thing, you will offend people. ”
"Generous-minded people may not care, but if they encounter that kind of small-bellied chicken intestines, maybe one day they will be calculated and lose their lives."
After teaching the apprentices, Li An felt that there was one person missing, looked left and right, and asked the catcher who was named today: "Brother Zhao, did Zhang Wen come over for the roll call today?" ”
The catcher picked up the roster and looked at it, shaking his head.
"Didn't come."
Hearing that his eldest apprentice did not come, Li An's face darkened, and he had a bad intuition.