The toilets of this era were not the closed toilets of later generations, they were all a manure pit with two wooden planks on top of it.

This burst of firecrackers blew up the toilet with feces and urine splashing.

Uncle Yi was not only splashed, but the key was that the frightened Uncle Yi was in a hurry in an instant.

After all, the firecrackers sounded too suddenly, and there was no unsuspecting master who instinctively hid back.

Why, the places on the wooden planks that were urinated on in this winter were frozen, and my feet slipped and I fell directly into the pit.

Uncle Xin Haoyi reacted quickly, grabbed the plank with both hands, and fell headfirst to the ground, otherwise he would have drowned in fecal water in a few minutes.

That's it, the weight of an uncle's cotton clothes was also wet with feces, and the weight rose directly, and it was impossible to climb up on his own.

I could only shout for help: "Someone, someone, someone, someone!" ”

The stick terrier standing outside heard the sound coming from inside, and was immediately frightened, this... It's not a child's voice, it sounds like a godfather's voice.

At this time, the people who heard the shouting in the vicinity all walked towards it.

The stick terrier didn't have time to think about it, and he didn't want to be discovered, so he just slipped away.

"What's going on?"

"What's going on?"

"I don't know, it seems to be a voice from the hut."

"Let's go in and see what's going on."

Saying that, a few people entered the thatched house, to say that this Xu Damao was also unlucky enough, he really didn't expect to come over to see the excitement, and he could meet an uncle, or in this case.

Uncle Yi saw Xu Damao among the few people who came in at a glance: "Damao, hurry up and pull me up." ”

Seeing Yi Zhonghai covered in, he really didn't want to touch it, as far as the relationship between the two of them was concerned, even if he came up, the first uncle would not be close to him in the future.

But the people here are in the same courtyard as him and an uncle, if he doesn't pull people, it will seem that his character is too inferior, and he has no choice but to stretch out his hand.

"Uncle Yi, you said that you are an eighth-level worker, how can you do this kind of thing of stealing dung."

He said this on purpose, no matter whether Yi Zhonghai came to steal dung or not, and whether others believed it or not, he just wanted to stink the reputation of Uncle Yi, so that others would think of stealing dung when they mentioned Yi Zhonghai.

An uncle is also a black line on his head, and he steals dung by himself, but he is also an eighth-level fitter, with a salary of more than 100 a month, and he still steals dung.

"Xu Damao, this is someone throwing firecrackers into the thatched house, and I accidentally fell into it."

A few people heard Uncle Yi say this, and looked down at the cannon paper on the ground, and they didn't know who this Uncle Yi had offended, and this guy was really willing to throw so much into it.

"Uncle Yi, you, pay attention to what you say in the future, you see if this will offend people, and let people throw cannonballs, that is, me, otherwise you will have to spend the night here."

Uncle Yi thought to himself, did I really offend people? But after thinking about what happened recently, I couldn't figure out who I had offended for a long time.

"Da Mao, don't say anything else first, help me go back first, I'm cold." Uncle Yi said that Liu grabbed Xu Damao's arm.

It couldn't make Xu Damao disgusting, and Xu Damao couldn't push him away, so he hurriedly walked back.

…………

As soon as I returned to the courtyard, the neighbors gathered around.

"Huh! It's quite stinky, uncle, what's wrong with you? ”

"Xu Damao, what's wrong with Uncle Yi?"

"Uncle Yi, are you letting people splash feces?"

As soon as Xu Damao arrived at the courtyard, he broke free from the hands of the first uncle. "Hey! Don't mention it, this uncle has offended people, when he went to the toilet, he was thrown into the cannonball and fell into the pit, you guys get the uncle back, I'll withdraw first. After saying that, he ran straight back to the backyard.

Everyone saw that the uncle was covered in feces and urine, and he was wearing new clothes for the New Year, and no one wanted to stick this thing, and no one stepped forward to help him.

At this critical moment, I have to say that he is stupid, he doesn't like it, and he goes up and helps the master to go to the middle courtyard.

"Uncle Yi, did you say that Xu Damao was the one who threw firecrackers into the pit?"

Uncle Yi thought about it and felt that it made sense, so Xu Damao was a person, and for no reason, he would kindly pull himself out of the pit, and also helped himself back to the courtyard from the toilet.

"Don't say it, help me back first, and we'll talk about it when I'm done."

In this way, the stupid pillar sent the first uncle home, and the first aunt helped take off the first uncle's clothes, and wiped the body of the first uncle with hot water.

After the first uncle cleaned up, the stupid pillar hurriedly said: "First uncle, did Xu Damao do it?" ”

Uncle Yi thought about what happened: "I'm not sure, maybe yes or maybe not, after all, no one saw Xu Damao throw firecrackers, after I fell in, Xu Damao also followed others in, there were several people at that time, if Xu Damao was me, he should have run away." ”

"That can't clear his suspicion, just this grandson's cleverness, maybe he was afraid of being seen, so he deliberately waited there for someone to come and follow in."

"Don't talk about it, even if he did it, we can still do this, even if we look for it, he won't admit it!"

"Is that all?" Silly Zhu gritted his teeth unwillingly, he decided that Xu Damao did this, and there was no one else but him, so Xu Damao could do such a damaging thing.

"Don't talk about him, I'll talk about this later, if it's really Xu Damao's doing, I won't let him go."

"Will you take the things you cook at night Sister Qin?"

"Don't cook at their house, their place is too small, and there is no place for this person to stand, so let's go to your house, your house is big."

"It's okay, I'll tell Sister Qin to ask her to come over and help too."

…………

At this time, Qin Huairu's family.

The stick terrier knew that he had blown up the wrong person, but he still blew him up to be his grandfather, and he didn't play anymore and ran home with Xiaodang.

At first, Qin Huairu was quite puzzled, the children who were older than the Chinese New Year were all playing outside, how could this stick come back.

When the first uncle came back, he knew that the first uncle had fallen into the pit after being thrown into a cannonball.

looked at the stick terrier again, and thought that he had given the stick terrier two cents to go to the firecracker, and his heart was sudden, this can't be the stick terrier's doing, right?

"Stick terrier, mom asked you if you threw the firecrackers in the toilet? Let's be honest. Qin Huairu asked with a straight face.

The stick terrier looked at Qin Huairu's expression and said in fright: "I didn't mean it, I threw it when Xiaodang said that the big tiger was inside." ”

Qin Huairu angrily pointed his finger at the forehead of the stick terrier: "You let me tell you what is good, you won't look inside!" You just throw it. ”