"You don't have to persuade me, they've come three before, don't waste your efforts." The old man sat in front of me calmly, I glanced at his life, good guy, a small county town system unit in the yang world has been sitting firmly for thirty years, and was hit by a car the day before retirement, and the thigh artery ruptured and lost too much blood and came directly to the underworld, the children are still filial, burned a million paper money, and the affairs of the yang world are also considered beautiful.

The old man glanced me up and down with greasy eyes, and the reflection of the incandescent light on the top of his bald head was, "I saw that you were a newcomer, and you were brought over to persuade me." I won't leave, I can see it, you are also organized and disciplined, and you can't come forcibly, I won't leave. ”

I quickly turned on the computer on the table, followed the rules that I had been taught by the smoke, logged in to the official website of the Punishment Division, clicked the button of the account manager's department, uploaded a positive photo of the uncle, quickly checked it with the year of birth and death in the life and death book, clicked to confirm the name and life, and then came to the online sign to confirm the reincarnation page.

I took a deep breath, dragged a chair, walked over to the uncle, and sat down. "Uncle, I have three choices here, pandas, eagles, and sharks, and there really aren't any indicators of reincarnation this quarter. I haven't been working for a few years, I don't lie to you! The uncle glared at him and blew his beard, "Don't do this with me!" I sat at the window before I was alive, receiving the people, and my roots were red, I don't know what tricks you are playing behind your back! "I'm stupid, what tricks can I have.

"I ask you, do you really have no indicators, or does your boss tell you that you don't have indicators? Rules are dead, people are alive! Just let me be a man, what's not to do! ”

I said, "Uncle, can you be reincarnated as a beggar?" There is no tile on the top, no shelter on the bottom, no hunger, it is better to be a panda these days! ”

"Why not! Beggars have hands and feet, can't I go to move bricks and do coolies! You can starve to death! Okay, you said so, it means that you still have beggar indicators, let me vote, let me vote! ”

There was chaos, and the uncle grabbed me by the collar and shook it. I thought bitterly, "Fuck, it's better to be Meng Po, at least Meng Po doesn't have to decide where these ghosts are going, just coax them to drink Meng Po soup, take them to the reincarnation path, and go forward purely, no one knows what to throw in the next life." Now it's okay, taking people's money is like killing your parents, asking for the life of a ghost, where is the money so easy to earn, what is my Yama Wise Daddy thinking in his head! How did Sister Ghost Pawn survive! ”

I frantically broke free, grabbed my uncle's hand, and tried to crawl towards the doorknob. It's ridiculous to say, I've been wrestling with my uncle on the ground, like two maggots fighting. The ghost outside the door finally came in, one tugging at my shoulder, the other tugging at the uncle's leg, and pulling each other out—I really suspect they were a joke they've been watching outside the door for a long time.

It's easy to come out, so I hurriedly went to the convenience store outside to buy cigarettes and pay tribute to the ghost pawn brothers who watched the door - whatever, learn everything Cui Ziyu. Hehe, in fact, the janitor brother everywhere is as good as the security guard in the yang world, and he can hear the most gossip and observations.

I figured out that the two of them should have been scolded, leaned closer, and pulled out my bitter gourd face, "Brothers, what can this old man do, I heard that our department has been established for half a year, this kind of ghost should not be uncommon." ”

Brother Ghost Brother is really strict, or they don't look down on my soft China, "Everyone has their own way, we usually only take care of the door." For example, Lord Fuqu, he likes to convince ghosts. ”

I looked at my thin arms and legs, and grinned bitterly, "I see that there are a lot of girls and sisters in the office, they don't also rely on beating." ”

"It's time for lunch." Another kind ghost pawn gave me a step down.

"Big brother, I happen to have a consumption coupon at Zuo Zongtang Hotel, let's go eat together."

The ghost pawn brother is crazy about consuming Moutai. I finally know why there are so many paper Moutai stacks in the Yangjian Houshi Shop, which has not caused inflation in the prefecture, and there is a strong consumer group like Big Brother.

"Little sister," the ghost pawn brother was a little drunk, "in fact, there is no need to send it away." “

"You think, the quality of the Meng Po Bridge before you was not good, and there were not enough ghost soldiers to maintain order, there were many ghosts, so they naturally squeezed and fell under the bridge, and Lord Hades was angry and blamed. We have a whole mountain here, and we have a little money in our hands, but there are too many people who are not reincarnated, so we will vacate a few extra places for them to live in, and stay up until the next quarter when the indicators come out, and then reincarnate. We can pay more for wine. ”