Volume 1 The Contract of Life and Death Section 6 Stealing Jade and Stealing Incense
After the battle, the banquet continued. People in the rivers and lakes are like this, they have fought, sweated, and drank more comfortably. Wang Ruliang saw that he couldn't talk about the matter, so he decided to postpone the meeting for a day and have enough to eat today. For a while, the field was very lively, and everyone was looking for people they either hated or liked everywhere and fought with wine as a weapon.
Yi Xiaoxiao seized the spare time to beg her father to take Xiao Xiao as an apprentice, but Yi Feifei categorically refused in line with the principle of starving the master to death for the apprentices of the church, but Wang Yanruo couldn't stand his daughter's coquettishness and was relieved. Xiao Xiao saw Yi Xiaoxiao waving to him, and hurriedly ran over. Yi Feifei saw that this kid was so good-looking, and he didn't like it even more, and said in his heart, isn't it a little white face who eats soft rice? He asked, "What are your specialties that deserve me to take you as an apprentice?" "The subtext is that you don't have any greeting gifts. Xiao Xiao understood this, and replied: "I can eat very well, and I am also very good at drinking." ”
Mrs. Yi Wang Yanruo smiled dumbly: "Isn't that a wine bag and rice bag?" ”
Yi Fei said in his heart, if you accept this, don't you eat yourself poor? He waved his hand and said, "This matter will be discussed later." ”
Xiao Xiao kept expressing his admiration like the water of the Yangtze River, but he said in his heart that he was reluctant to let the child trap the wolf, and it seemed that he had to take the treasure in the sky as a worshipping ceremony.
"You kid, are you a great drinker? Come on, compare with the old man. Xu Shiqiong on the side heard that he was interested. Xiao Xiao's intention in saying this was to hope that someone at this table would find him to fight for wine - so that he would have the opportunity to hook up with Duanmu Yu, he was seventy percent sure that Duanmu Yu was dressed as a man, his nose was very smart, he faintly smelled the tempting dark fragrance on Duanmu Yu's body, and the face with a single expression was most likely wearing a mask, she had a pair of good-looking eyes and good-looking hands, the skin on her hands was obviously different from her face, compared to the majestic pectoral muscles, the skeleton was too small, and the waist was too thin. It's just that this woman is too domineering, and it's hard to associate with it.
"In terms of the amount of alcohol, I'm no match." Xiao Xiao said unashamedly. There are many good wine people here, they know how much Xu Shiqiong drinks, and they are happy to watch the play, and they all contribute to the trouble. Xu Shiqiong applauded and shouted: "Give us the strongest wine." ”
Half an hour later, Xu Shiqiong shouted again: "Hurry up and serve the wine, the strongest wine." But no one paid any attention to him, for he was lying under the table and drooling. Xiao Xiao has ten jars of fine wine, and he is still unfinished. The amount of alcohol is predestined by nature, and it is difficult to make an inch of progress no matter how hard you work the day after tomorrow.
"Duanmu Daxia, why don't we have two drinks?" Xiao Xiao got carried away.
Duanmu Yu looked at Xu Shiqiong, who fell to the ground softly, and said worriedly: "Just drink two cups." ”
Two hours later, the focus of the entire banquet was on Xiao Xiao, who was red-faced, and Duanmu Yu, whose face did not change, and each of them had drunk nearly twenty jars of spirits. Without using internal force to catalyze, both of them were close to the limit, not to mention that Xiao Xiao had drunk more than ten jars before. Desperate for his life, Xiao Xiao spewed alcohol and yelled at Duanmu Yu's collar: "You cheat!" Where did you pour the wine? Duanmu Yu said calmly: "What, have you taken it?" ”
Xiao Xiao hung his head and said, "Convinced." Duanmu laughed when he heard this, and fell on his back. Xiao Xiao shouted in surprise: "I won, he fell first." Just about to put on the posture of a winner, but was tripped by Duanmu foolish, fell to the ground, everyone didn't see him get up for a while, and when he stepped forward, the two of them were hugging and sleeping.
Wang Chulong instructed the family to carry the two to rest, and the family found that Xiao Xiao was holding Duanmu Yu tightly, and he couldn't pull it apart, and one of the family members was drunk and punched by Xiao Xiao and had a nosebleed, so someone suggested: "Anyway, the two men can just throw them together." Xiao Xiao secretly praised, what a smart child.
After the family moved Xiao Xiao and Xiao into the guest room in the side courtyard, they withdrew to continue their carrying work. Xiao Xiao got up, first put the stinky foot under Duanmu Yu's nostrils for a moment, and saw that he didn't react, making sure that he was really drunk. Xiao Xiao began to untie Duanmu Yu's clothes in horror, and said in his heart, if this is really a man, how can it be. The clothes faded, and finally revealed a thick bandeau top, tightly wrapped around the full breasts, and the skin was white and red, like clotted cream and snow. The skin tone above the neck was obviously different, Xiao Xiao groped for a while, found the adhesive part of the mask, and gently tore it open, revealing a young and beautiful face. She is in her twenties, with a flower-like delicate face, and her eyebrows are full of heroism, although she is not as beautiful as Tong Ling, she is not much better than Yi Xiaoxiao.
Seeing the beautiful woman in her arms with a flushed face and gasping for breath and exhaling wine, Xiao Xiao didn't struggle at all in her heart, would it be immoral to do this? No one taught him anyway. This story tells us never to drink with strangers.
Where to wake up tonight, there is no wind, there is no waning moon, early in the morning, Duanmuyu blushed and opened her eyes, she had a spring dream last night, and the lover in the dream was tired and tireless. She rubbed her cracked head vigorously, and then she found that it was not only her head that hurt, she lifted the quilt, she couldn't help but tremble, ashamed and angry, she was actually naked and beautiful, and the red dots on the sheets were shocking.
Someone who suffers will reap happiness. Xiao Xiao was feeling the changes in his body in the corner of the courtyard without anyone at the moment. The blazing true qi filled the chest, constantly wandering in the four meridians and eight veins, and the circulation was endless. The thought rose slightly, and the mind turned at will, and the blood-red flame fluttered and jumped in the right palm. As soon as the fallen leaves of the garden tree approached the flames, they instantly turned into powder. It's so convenient, so don't you have to work hard to make a fire for grilling food in the future? Xiao Xiao thought happily. Suddenly, a human voice came from behind him, and he hurriedly collected his work.
"Yo, isn't this the wine bag and rice bag?" It was Zhang Duoyi, a disciple of the Xiaoxiang Sword Sect who spoke, and he was ordered by Yi Fei to bring two junior disciples, Wu Anmin and Wu Dingbang, to find Xiao Xiao.
"Isn't it? What is he doing with his hand outstretched? Do you want rice? Wu Dingbang is the youngest, but it does not hinder the viciousness of his words.
"I should go to the front hall to ask for food, it seems that his head is not very good." Wu Anmin also said in a weird way.
Xiao Xiao secretly said that he was unlucky, and he met a few long-tongued women early in the morning, but he knew that their clothes and costumes were from the Xiaoxiang Sword Sect, so he greeted them with a shy smile and said, "Good morning, big brothers." ”
Zhang Duoyi said coldly: "Who is your eldest brother?" Saying that, he slapped him, and Xiao Xiao was beaten to the ground and fell to the ground, bleeding from the corner of his mouth. Wu Anmin laughed and said: "Sure enough, it's a rice bucket, and I can't stand steadily." ”
Xiao Xiao suppressed his anger and said, "I don't know what offended my little brother, you want to humiliate me?" ”
Wu Dingbang stepped forward, patted Xiao Xiao's cheek with the back of his hand, and said, "Humiliation? What is your identity and you still know humiliation? Wu Anmin said: "Don't spoil his beautiful face, otherwise how will he go out to change food." ”
"Okay, I'm not going to hit my face." Wu Dingbang stopped and said, he raised his foot and kicked at Xiao Xiao's abdomen, and then said, "There are still many places to kick without slapping the face." Zhang Duoyi and Wu Anmin also happily stretched out their feet, Xiao Xiao didn't say a word, and let them beat their heads and bleed.
"This scumbag's head is hard, and the kick hurts my toes." Wu Dingbang rubbed his feet and said, Zhang Duoyi and Wu Anmin also stopped panting, Wu Anmin shouted: "Ah, this cheap dog blood has stained my shoes." ”
Xiao Xiao curled up on the ground, almost dizzy in pain. Since he was a child, he has been beaten countless times, and every time he is trampled to the ground, he feels endless humiliation, but every time, he has to continue to stand up, so he stood up, his eyes were dark, his nose was crooked, his lips were cracked, and the injured arm that had just healed faintly showed signs of swelling.
Zhang Duoyi said fiercely: "Don't think that if you coax the little junior sister to help you, you can join my Xiaoxiang Sword Sect, even if the master is kind enough to let you join, it is just a pity for you, and you should raise one more dog." ”
Xiao Xiao suddenly smiled, and he said in his heart, if you are not a disciple of the Xiaoxiang faction, let you taste the taste of burning. On the surface, he didn't speak, he knew that since he was to blame at every turn, the other party was obviously deliberately finding fault, and it was useless to say more.
The treatment of the head of the Xiaoxiang Sword Sect was naturally different, and Wang Ruliang specially vacated a secluded courtyard in the side house for him. The owner's ingenuity is unique, and there are strange flowers and plants, rockeries and strange stones, small bridges and flowing water, all of which should be had. On a summer morning, the courtyard is full of greenery. In the hall, Wang Yanruo was trying his best to deal with his daughter's obsession, and Yi Wei was sipping fragrant tea, but he was a little irritable in his heart.
Yi Xiaoxiao saw Xiao Xiao's embarrassed pig's head, and her jaw fell in shock. Yi Feifei glanced at his three apprentices lightly and asked Xiao Xiao, "How did you make it like this?" ”
"I accidentally knocked it myself." Xiao Xiao said calmly. He noticed that the eyes of Zhang Duoyi and the three of them intertwined with Li Tan who was standing beside him quite meaningfully, and concluded in his heart that Li Tan sent people to rectify himself, and he secretly hated him.
Yi Feifei did not continue to dwell on this, he said: "Regarding your apprenticeship, I have considered it for a long time, but I still feel that it is inappropriate. You are wandering the rivers and lakes, and you are contrary to the requirements of your sect to accept disciples......"
Xiao Xiao hurriedly interrupted and said, "Master Yi, the kid has something to inquire about. ”
"You say." Yi Feifei said unhappily.
Xiao Xiao said: "Historians say that Qin Shi Huang ordered Xu Fu to lead '3,000 boys and girls' and '100 workers' to carry 'five grains and seeds' and take a big boat to the east to find the elixir of immortality. "Historical Records: Xiaowu Benji" has a saying: After Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty succeeded to the throne, he traveled eastward five times along the route of Qin Shi Huang, and he sent thousands of monks to find the elixir of immortality. Does Master Yi know what this elixir is? ”
Yi Feifei didn't know what he meant by this, but he was also attracted by him, and replied: "According to rumors, it is Tai Sui, that is, Flesh Lingzhi. ”
"Master Yi is really knowledgeable!" Xiao Xiao's sycophant was immediately served, and he continued, "Meat Ganoderma lucidum, non-toxic, tonifying the middle, benefiting the essence and qi, increasing wisdom, and curing the knots in the chest. Long-term clothing can be light and immortal, prolonging the life of immortals. ”
Li Tan interrupted impatiently and coldly: "What are you doing with all this? Could it be that you have the elixir? ”
"Yes, the kid really got a meat Ganoderma weighing about sixty catties by chance." Xiao Xiao secretly said that you would cooperate, and said calmly, "Miss Xiaoxiao can prove it." ”
Everyone looked at Yi Xiaoxiao with burning eyes, Yi Xiaoxiao nodded, and said, "Xiao Xiao does have a treasure, but I don't know that it is the meat lingzhi." She said in her heart, "I was kidnapped!"
Yi Fei stroked his beard and smiled, and said, "As soon as the news of this strange treasure comes out, I am afraid that it will cause all parties to fight. The husband is not guilty, but he is guilty. He almost said, "If you don't give me this thing, I'm going to snatch it."
Xiao Xiao secretly greeted the beautiful and plump Mrs. Yi who was sitting next to her, and put on a hot potato expression and said, "What Master Yi said is very true. The kid is having the intention of offering treasures, and he hopes that the head of Yi will be reluctant to accept it. ”
Yi Feifei wanted to pretend to shirk it, but the words came to his lips: "Take it." ”
"Such a treasure, the boy did not dare to carry it with him. I also ask Master Yi to give me some time, and the kid will go and get it. Xiao Xiao said with relief, everyone has a price, fortunately, this sanctimonious guy is not the kind of freak who doesn't eat oil and salt.
Yi Feifei suppressed his ecstasy, and immediately clapped his hand and said, "Okay, you can go and get it immediately." As for your apprenticeship, I also have the desire to accept a disciple of the closed sect, since I am so fateful, I will return to the sect after this matter and then do the apprenticeship ceremony. ”
"Thank you, Master Yi." Xiao Xiao said hurriedly.
Yi Xiaoxiao was also very happy, and said with a smile: "I am still called Master Yi, and I will call the master in the future." And I'm a senior sister! ”
Wang Yanruo told Xiao Xiao: "You have taken the treasure, and you will go directly to Niujiao Village, ten miles to the northeast, to meet us." ”
It turned out that the way to deal with the murderer of Tu Village had been discussed at this morning's martial arts conference, that is, the masters of the rivers and lakes freely formed a team, ambushed in the village, and waited for the murderer to throw himself into the net. This stupid method of waiting for the rabbit is also purely helpless, just because the murderer is too ruthless, and his subordinates do not leave a living mouth, and no one knows his appearance and identity. There is no pattern to follow in the goal of the crime, but the village near Wuling suffered, and everyone had to try it with the idea of a protracted war.
The air was blazing, and the sun was scorching the earth. Xiao Xiao went on the road alone again. The scenery along the way is beautiful, the green mountains and lush forests, and the green water people, but the back of the lonely walk is more and more lonely. As the joy faded, a strong sense of guilt haunted him. After all, everything seems to be stolen, including the innocence of other girls and the happiness of a lifetime. Reality forced him to do this, when other people's children were still coquettish in the arms of their parents, he had to rack his brains, even abandon his dignity, and wagging his tail and begging for mercy in exchange for a life's food. The fear of precariousness is a constant nuisance, and his weak body and immature soul cannot give him any support, and only by arming himself in various ways can he live with his head held high.
You are definitely not a good person, and being a good person will not benefit you at all. Xiao Xiao comforted himself. Duanmu's soft and smooth beautiful body brought him haunting happiness, and at the same time, it also imprinted an indelible pain on his soul.
Xiao Xiao suddenly stopped and kept smiling bitterly, he was really afraid of something. The pale Duanmu fish blocked the way. She is tall, half a head taller than the underdeveloped Xiao Xiao, graceful, with a good face, and the green silk is tied back at will. Her charm is not limited to this, but also because of her temperament, the kind of calm self-confidence and reckless toughness, in front of her, Xiao Xiao is a little ashamed of herself.
The two looked at each other for a while, and Xiao Xiao was even more flustered when she saw her standing with a cold face, not speaking, not moving her hands and not giving way. had to be the first to break the silence: "Duanmu girl, it's all bad things to drink, I decided not to drink in the future!" That accident, let's forget, right? ”
Anger suddenly surged into Duanmuyu's heart, and he calmly crossed the wind and waves, but he was confused and was robbed of his virginity by this kid, can this shame be forgotten? She looked at the boy who could barely be called a man, and said coldly: "If it's an accident, you can destroy your meridians and return my martial arts to me." ”