Chapter 5 Rice Eclipse
When the thief saw Wang Zhidao lying on the table, he was angry, slapped Wang Zhidao on the back of the head, and scolded: "Dog's life, it's all bad things for this kid." Otherwise, there will be a bumper harvest today. ”
Then he grabbed a piece of meat with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, picked up the wine jug and asked Feng Yiru: "Big brother, are you in the cup or in the pot?" ”
Feng Yiru said proudly: "In the cup." ”
The thief laughed and raised the flask to take a sip of his wine.
Feng Yiru looked impatient and said, "The wine and food will be eaten after this kid is finished." Let's see if there is anything valuable on this kid first. ”
The thief and his accomplice searched their bodies and rummaged through their luggage alone.
The thief said, "Big brother, this person is a poor ghost. There was only half a penny and a dagger on his body. ”
Another said: "Big brother, there is not a single copper coin here." Only steamed buns and a set of old clothes. ”
Feng Yiru said: "Forget it, I don't expect to squeeze oil and water from this kid." Come according to the old rules, take him to the back alley, break his hands and feet and throw him at the city gate, and beg for us to earn money. The movement is a little smaller. ”
The two thieves agreed, and like supporting a drunken person, they took Wang Zheng downstairs from left to right.
Feng Yiru waited in the restaurant for nearly half an hour, the wine and food were cold, and he didn't see the two people come back, so he couldn't help cursing a few words, and walked quickly to the back alley to see the situation.
Feng Yiru muttered as he walked into the dead corner of the back alley: "What's the matter?" How long has it taken to do a little thing? ”
When I looked at it in the dead corner, I was shocked.
Wang Zhen was sitting on the thief's body and smiled at him, and said, "Brother Feng, don't come unharmed." ”
Feng Yiru looked at his two subordinates again, their clothes and pants had been stripped clean, only the big pants remained, and their hands were tied up with their belts and fell to the ground, with strips of rags stuffed in their mouths. The thief and his accomplices saw Feng Yiru begging for help, and Wang Zhen slapped the thief on the back of the head to shut up. The ground was covered with rags, and it turned out that the thieves had cut their clothes to pieces with a dagger.
Wang Zhen pointed to the rags on the ground and said to Feng Yiru with a smile: "Brother Feng, why are you only here now?" But it bored me to death. ”
Feng Yiru was angry and scared, pointed at Wang and asked: "Stinky boy, I, Feng, have unparalleled drug skills in the world, how did you see the flaws?" ”
Wang Zhen smiled: "I didn't see it at all. ”
Feng Yiru said strangely: "Then why are you okay?" ”
Wang asked, "Because I didn't believe you from the beginning. ”
Feng Yiru was angry and annoyed: "But I obviously saw you drink all the wine in the cup." ”
Wang Zhen smiled: "I drank it all, but I didn't swallow it." By the time I was lying on the table, I was already spitting wine on my pants. You don't see that, do you? Oh, you seemed to be busy going to the window and calling your men up. ”
Feng Yiru said: "Stinky boy, what do you want?" ”
Wang asked: "You asked this very strangely, I never wanted to do anything, it was you who stopped me and insisted on inviting me to dinner." And I've been performing with you. But it was so dangerous just now, if you gave me a deadly drug, my performance just now would be a goof. ”
Feng Yiru raised his sleeves and made a gesture to fight, and shouted: "Good boy, I'll let you taste my power today." ”
Wang Zhen was preparing to fight, and Feng Yiru turned around and ran. Wang Zhen was stunned by him, but he was still quite alert, and rushed forward to grab Feng Yiru's collar with an arrow step, and pulled it back hard, while stepping on the popliteal fossa on the back of his knee. Feng Yiru's legs were weak, he lost his center of gravity, and fell his buttocks. Wang Zhen followed like a shadow and punched Feng Yi at the chin. Feng Yiru received this punch, his head was violently concussed, and he immediately fainted unconscious.
Feng Yiru woke up lying on the ground, his head still dizzy. Feng Yiru tried to move, but found that he couldn't move, and he knew that he was also stripped naked and his hands tied like his subordinates.
A slightly smiling voice asked, "Are you awake?" ”
Feng Yiru raised his head to look at Wang Zhen and found that Wang Zhen was holding two large silver ingots weighing fifty taels in his hands.
Feng Yiru was shocked, and immediately said, "Boy, you can't take this silver ingot." ”
Wang Zhen squatted beside him with a silver ingot in his hand and asked, "Where did you steal this silver ingot?" Why take it away? ”
Feng Yiru said hurriedly: "It's not a question of where the silver ingots were stolen. This is the 'Heavenly Silver', which is used to honor the Taishang True Monarch. ”
Wang Zhen was slightly surprised and said, "Heavenly Silver? Good name! I used to only know that money can make ghosts grind, but now I know that it can reach the sky. ”
Feng Yiru said: "Let me tell you this, if you don't take this silver ingot today, this matter is a personal enmity between the two of us today; However, you have to dare to swallow this money, there are thousands of disciples of the Wudoumi Sect, and no matter where you go, you can die without a place to be buried. ”
Wang asked: "Five buckets of rice sect? Isn't it five buckets of rice road? ”
Feng Yiru said angrily: "Stupid, the Five Bucket Rice Sect is a gang built on the Five Bucket Rice Road. I don't know what era you kid lives in! ”
Wang Zhen smiled, touched Feng Yiru's head and said, "Don't care if it's five buckets of rice and five buckets of rice, it won't scare me anyway." After speaking, Wang Zhen grabbed a handful of rags and stuffed them into Feng Yiru's mouth.
Wudou Midao, Wang Zhen really knew that there were already many people who believed in him in his time. Wudou Midao is based on the Taoist ideas of Laozi and Zhuangzi, and believes in the religion of the doctrine of immortals, which was founded by Zhang Daoling, the master of Zhang Tianshi. Because the war has never stopped since the end of the Han Dynasty, coupled with the oppression of the landlord class, people are overwhelmed and believe in the five buckets of rice, hoping that they will cultivate and ascend to the immortals or have immortals to save themselves. What Wang Zhen didn't expect was that now some branches of Wudou Midao have been ganged, and they have done all the bad things. However, Wang Zhen is indeed not afraid, he has his own calculations: a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers; Second, he is alone, he has nothing to worry about, and he can't afford to run away.
Wang Zhen looked at the naked man lying on the ground and the strips of rags on the ground. Why don't you do it twice, Wang Zhen made up his mind, braided the strips of cloth on the ground into a rope, and used the rope to pass through the arms of Feng Yiru and the others to string them together. There happened to be a big stone in the back alley that was used to drive away evil spirits in the townhouse, and Wang Zhen moved over and tied the big stone with the other end of the rope. In this way, Feng Yiru and they can't escape.
Wang Zhen walked up the main street with peace of mind, found an old scholar who wrote letters on his behalf, bought three pieces of paper with "I am a thief" written on them, and some paste, and paid four copper coins.
Back in the back alley, Wang Zhen turned Feng Yiru and the three of them one by one, smeared paste on the front chest and pasted the paper "I am a thief", then untied the tied stones, pulled them up one by one with a rope, and pushed and kicked them to the side of the main street.
Feng Yiru and the three of them knew Wang Qian's intentions, "Mmmmmm
The king was furious and kicked them all up the main street one by one.
Three naked men wearing pants tied behind their backs with their hands on their chests and "I'm a thief" appeared on the street, and the street exploded. Some cover their eyes and scream to avoid it; There are those who hate thieves for throwing eggs and vegetables at Feng Yiru and them; There are also those who scolded Feng Yiru for their immorality and obscenity; The most amazing thing is that someone joked: "Yo! You're in good shape! ”。
Feng Yiru and the three of them hurriedly fled for their lives, but the three of them were grasshoppers strung on a rope and couldn't run fast at all, and they were surrounded by people with good deeds, laughing and scolding.