Chapter 83: Jia Banxian
Yinying took the Ten Perfection Tonic Pill in the morning, drank chicken soup at noon, and in the afternoon he had recovered his blood and qi and could get out of bed and walk around. The king and his wife brought the servants of the house to visit her.
After Aunt Liu checked her pulse, she said, "It's no big deal, this little girl will be able to jump around in a few days." ”
Wang Zhen said to the servants: "Let me introduce to you, this is Yinying, and he will be a member of this family in the future." Tell her about yourself! ”
After everyone finished introducing themselves, Wang Zhen said: "Aunt Liu, someone will send money to the house tomorrow, and you are responsible for receiving it." ”
Xiao Ran smiled and asked, "Master, who sent us money?" ”
Wang Zhen smiled: "That's all thanks to the silver baby!" ”
Yinying asked Xie Daoyun: "Sister, can you come and sleep with me tonight?" ”
Wang Zhen immediately refused: "No! ”
Yinying said: "I will be scared alone!" I want to find someone who can whisper to sleep with! ”
Xie Daoyun smiled: "I understand! Suddenly coming to a strange place, there will always be a little uncomfortable, I will come over to accompany you tonight! ”
Wang Zhen looked up to the sky and complained: "What a sin! A woman snatched my lady away. ”
The ladies laughed one by one.
The next morning, Wang Zhen boiled brown sugar ginger tea, and returned to the bedroom with brown sugar ginger tea and breakfast on a tray. Xie Daoyun had already returned from Yinying's room.
Wang Zhen put the tray on the table and said earnestly: "Lady, drink brown sugar ginger tea and have breakfast!" On the silver baby's side, I asked Xiao Ran to send one. ”
Xie Daoyun smiled: "Thank you, husband!" ”
Wang Zhen pretended to be pitiful and said, "Lady, you weren't there last night, I was empty, lonely and cold, and I didn't sleep well all night!" ”
Xie Daoyun helped Wang Zhen straighten his hair with love, and said with a smile: "Let the husband be wronged!" But Silver Baby is very pitiful, she has been taken to the mountains to be trained as a killer since she was a child, and she sleeps in a room crammed into a room with a dozen or twenty men of the same age, she sleeps with a dagger every night, and she does not dare to sleep soundly every night. Fortunately, there has always been a gray wolf to protect her, but unfortunately even the gray wolf is dead now! ”
Wang Zhen said "oh" sympathetically, and then changed his face and said: "In short, those who dare to rob the lady from me have a common enmity with me!" ”
Xie Daoyun said angrily: "Really! That's jealous too! ”
Wang Zhen touched Xie Daoyun's hand and said, "Brown sugar ginger tea is still useful, and my hands are much warmer." ”
Xie Daoyun asked, "Are we going out today?" ”
Wang asked: "Go out!" Anyway, the Joy Square is not far from here. ”
Xie Daoyun smiled: "Today is the first time I have changed my appearance and worn men's clothes. ”
Wang asked, "I've finished breakfast first." ”
When Xiao Ling walked into Miss's bedroom, she couldn't believe her eyes and asked, "Miss, what's wrong with you?" ”
Xie Daoyun had already tied up his hair at this moment, put on a human skin mask, and changed into men's clothes.
Xie Daoyun saw Xiao Ling's surprised expression, and couldn't help but smile and asked, "Xiao Ling, do you think I don't look like a man now?" ”
Wang Zhen shook his head and said, "No! The chest also needs to be tucked in, so it still looks too obvious. ”
Xiao Ling protested: "Uncle, you have taken my young lady badly!" ”
Wang Zhen said aggrievedly: "Xiao Ling, I was wronged! It's a lady who wants to dress like this. ”
Xie Daoyun said: "Okay! All right! Xiao Ling, just let me play! ”
Wang Zhen pulled Xie Daoyun's collar and said, "Lady, don't show your neck, it's too fair, it's not a man's neck at first glance!" ”
Xiao Ling ran out and said frantically: "Ah! Yes! I don't have eyes! ”
Wang Zhen dressed up for Xie Daoyun, and Xie Daoyun walked through the yard hand in hand, Aunt Zhang happened to come out with a basin of washed clothes to dry, and saw Wang Zhen holding a man's hand talking and laughing, startled, and dropped the basin containing clothes to the ground, and said, "Old ...... Sir, this ......"
Xie Daoyun smiled and said, "Aunt Zhang, it's me!" ”
Aunt Zhang patted her chest and said relaxedly: "Oh, it's Madame!" Scared the hell out of me! ”
Wang Zhen smiled: "Aunt Zhang, don't think too much!" ”
The two walked out of the door, Xie Daoyun pulled back his hand vigorously, and said, "I'm a man now, you can't hold my hand!" ”
Wang Zhen said: "Your voice has to be lowered!" How can a man talk delicately. Also, the movements should be a little rougher. ”
The two wandered all the way to the Tianxian Pavilion in the Happy Square, and Wang Zhen saw that the gate of the Tianxian Pavilion was closed, so he asked the passers-by next to him: "Big brother, why is the Tianxian Pavilion not open for business?" ”
Passerby: "You two are lustful, right?" How can you go to a brothel in broad daylight? ”
Wang Zhen smiled awkwardly, and Xie Daoyun covered his mouth and snickered.
Wang Zhen defended: "Lady, this means that I haven't visited a brothel before!" ”
Xie Daoyun smiled and asked, "Have you never been in the past?" ”
Wang Qiandao: "I entered once, and it was invited by the owner." I can swear to God, though, that I just went in to eat, and when I was done, I left, and nothing happened. ”
Wang Qianzheng was talking, and suddenly pulled Xie Daoyun to turn around, and Xie Daoyun asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Wang Zhen said: "I saw the Five Elements scattered, it was the whore who kidnapped you last time, and there are still three left, and they are in the gambling house next to them at the moment." I'll go into the gambling house and have a look, and you wait for me at the teahouse opposite. ”
Xie Daoyun obediently walked into the opposite teahouse and went up to the second floor, found a place where he could see the entrance of the gambling house and sat down, and ordered a few things casually.
Just as Xie Daoyun looked at the door of the gambling house and was engrossed, an old voice asked beside him: "Girl, can you invite the old Taoist priest to dinner?" ”
Xie Daoyun looked back and saw that it was an old Taoist priest holding a flag in his hand, embroidered with three big characters: Jia Banxian.
Xie Daoyun said: "The Taoist chief recognized the wrong person, I am a man." ”
Jia Banxian sat down honestly and unceremoniously, put the flag on the table, and said with a smile: "You are a girl, and you are still a very good-hearted girl, although your human skin mask is very exquisite, but you can't deceive the old Taoist." ”
Xie Daoyun asked, "How did the Taoist see it?" ”
Jia Banxian put his head close to Xie Daoyun, fanned it with his hand, and said, "The old Taoist priest smelled it, you don't have any smell on your body, you are a girl." ”
Xie Daoyun looked down at his dress, and changed the topic: "The Taoist chief is a fortune teller, so he must have seen "Zhou Yi" very well, right?" ”
Jia Banxian said: "The old Taoist priest reads the Mandate of Heaven, and the old Taoist never reads the kind of books you said." Girl, the old Taoist priest is hungry, can you let the old Taoist priest eat the food on your table? ”
Xie Daoyun saw that although this Jia Banxian was sloppy and unkempt, his eyebrows and eyes were peaceful and he didn't look like a bad person, so he agreed. Jia Banxian got the answer, picked up Xie Daoyun's chopsticks and devoured the food.
Xie Daoyun said: "Since the Taoist is a fortune teller, why don't you help me do the math!" ”
Jia Banxian said while eating vegetables: "Girl, you are newly married, sit here and wait for your husband." ”
Xie Daoyun was taken aback, then thought about it for a while, and said with a smile: "The Taoist saw that I was alone but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, so he concluded that I was newly married; I saw two pairs of chopsticks on the table, so I concluded that I was waiting for someone, and of course the newlywed woman was waiting for her husband. ”
The old Taoist priest looked at Xie Daoyun and said with a smile: "I didn't expect your female baby's brain to turn very fast!" ”