Chapter 8: The ass is smoking

"Grandma, we have food tonight, can we start dinner early?"

"Hey...... Wait, grandma will cook...... Belch! ”

Before she could finish her words, she paused suddenly.

The whole face stiffened suddenly.

Then he frowned and squatted down, holding his stomach and trembling.

"Ouch! Ouch, awesome terrier, hurry, help grandma to the toilet, hurry! ”

Her face changed greatly, and she only felt that there was a force in her stomach, which was moving rapidly downward, and she was about to break through!

"Grandma! I also want to go to the toilet and have some stomach discomfort......"

Boom!

In the end, the child is more energetic, and the stick terrier is ahead of the grandmother......

A cloud of yellow mist erupted from the groove of the buttocks, and Rao had the bottom of his cotton pants, but he couldn't stop it.

"Oh, eldest grandson, what's wrong with you? ...... vomit"

As soon as Jia Pozi spoke, she inhaled air and almost didn't spit it out.

This discouragement does not matter, and the rear is suddenly lost.

Boom!

Boom! Boom!

The older people erupted more powerfully, and the spiraling yellow mist continued to erupt, like a leaked balloon, and the key was with a popping sound, and the grandparents and grandchildren were 'bombarded' in the house......

"Poof! What's going on? Mom, Mom, what did you bring to the house, why does it stink so much! ...... vomit"

Jia Dongxu in his sleep was dreaming of eating roast chicken, but somehow, the roast chicken became a piece of dog shit in his mouth, and it stinks.

After waking up from nausea, I found that the smell at home was even more disgusting than in my dream!

"Dongxu, Dongxu, it's broken, it's completely broken now, woo woo woo ......"

Boom!

Boom! Boom!

Jia Pozi's voice was full of crying, but this opening, the frequency behind him was more violent.

"Mom! You mean, what's wrong? ”

Jia Dongxu covered his head with a quilt and asked angrily.

"Dad! My and my grandma's butts were smoking, and we vomited ......"

Boom!

Boom! Boom!

One of the stick terriers didn't pay attention, and the braised pork they ate didn't have time to digest it, so they all spit it out.

The Jia family was completely messed up, and the yellow mist was like the water vapor of steamed steamed buns, filling the entire house.

Not only stinky, but also spicy eyes......

Mrs. Jia and the grandfather and grandson of the stick terrier all lay on the ground, crawling towards the door with difficulty, trying to open the door to ventilate, but their bodies had no strength at all, and they struggled for a long time, but they didn't touch the door......

When Yao Weiguo was about to walk to the courtyard.

Qin Huairu chased after him.

"Weiguo, you wait."

She walked two steps quickly and came to Yao Weiguo's approach, "I think you shouldn't have trouble with the people in the design department in the workshop in the morning, and you have offended an uncle, this can't be done!" ”

"You're teaching me to do things?"

Yao Weiguo smiled faintly and asked calmly.

“……”

Qin Huairu was stunned, subconsciously pulled her hair, and a sense of grief appeared in her eyes.

"Weiguo, I know you still have opinions about me now, but you have also seen it, haven't I been retributed now, I don't ask you to forgive me, I just hope you can be content with me as a friend."

"Hey, these days, I am a woman in the family for big and small things, and I don't know how to live in the future......"

Qin Huairu showed a pitiful appearance, bowed her head slightly, and tears flashed in her eyes.

"Qin Huairu, you can't tell me these words."

Yao Weiguo glanced at her, "You have to figure it out, there is no relationship between the two of us for a long time, and now, there is no need to be friends." ”

Yao Wei's Chinese tone was flat, and his face was as calm as usual.

"Defend the country...... Can you bear to see me so miserable now? I don't know what to eat at home tonight, and the stick noodles have already bottomed out......"

Qin Huairu's tears flowed out, staring at Yao Weiguo with big eyes.

Yes, it's ready to be bloodsucked.

It's a pity, I'm not stupid, your set is useless to me!

"There are too many people who can't eat, it's useless for you to look for me about this, if you want to find it, you have to go to the street office, right."

After Yao Weiguo finished speaking, he didn't bother to continue to talk to her, and took the lead in entering the courtyard.

When he walked to the middle courtyard, he couldn't help frowning.

I'll go, what's this taste like?

Where did it come from?

Soon, he found the source, the Jia family!

And at this moment, a voice sounded in my head.

[Unobstructed peanuts have been eaten, item aging: two hours!] 】

Well?

Yao Weiguo suddenly understood everything, and a strange smile appeared on his face.

Okay, awesome terrier, dare to come to my house and steal something.

I believe that this is indispensable at the instigation of Mrs. Jia, which is called reaping the consequences and deserving it!

He finally figured out the effect of unobstructed peanuts.

This is a tricky item that is rewarded by the system.

After eating, it will continue to deflate, and the effect is quite long-lasting, and the quality is not said.

Looking at the faint yellow smoke slowly wafting out of the crack in Jia's door, Yao Weiguo was amused and a little happy in his heart.

I was going to drink peanuts and rice in the evening and drink a few cups, but I didn't expect this peanut rice ...... It's not serious.

"Terrier! Mother! What are you doing at home? Ahem, vomit ......"

Qin Huairu came back and slammed the door open,

As a result, he was immediately smoked and covered his mouth, and his other hand kept fanning the yellow mist floating out.

At this time, the figure in the room was no longer visible, and there was no movement.

Qin Huairu was completely stunned, and shouted loudly, "Come on, something happened to my family, Weiguo, come and help!" ”

After she anxiously shouted to Yao Weiguo, she gritted her teeth and rushed into the house.

Yao Weiguo would not rush in with him, and stood coldly from a distance watching the situation of the Jia family.

Soon Qin Huairu's exclamation came from the room, "Terrier, what's wrong with you?" Mom, are you alright? ”

With her shouting, everyone in the compound gathered.

But as soon as I smell that disgusting smell, I cover my nose and no one wants to step forward.

"What are you doing in a daze! The neighbors in the street, Ao, just watch? Isn't it appropriate? ”

The stupid crutch is back.

Seeing this scene, while muttering to the people around him, he pulled off a thin piece of clothing from the clothesline, soaked it in water, wrapped it around his face, and rushed in.

"Hey, I said, what is this Jia family doing, this smell, Jia Dongxu is afraid that he is pulling the kang, right?"

Xu Damao frowned as soon as he arrived in the middle courtyard, and kept fanning the air with his hands.

"That's not right, pull it, why is it smoking? It's still colored, it's really good! ”

"Okay, don't talk about it, the young people in the courtyard will follow me into the house to see the situation!"

Yi Zhonghai, who had just arrived home from work, followed the example of a fool, and wrapped a water-soaked shirt around his head, beckoning the neighbors to follow him into the house.

Others followed suit, and for a while, so many people rushed into the house, but they also dispelled a lot of yellow mist, and they could vaguely see the scene inside.

I saw that Jia Pozi and the stick terrier were curled up on the ground, and the cotton pants at the groove of the buttocks were swirling with smoke, coming out in circles and circles, and their bodies were also smoking.

The scene was extremely eerie.