Chapter 22 Three uncles stewed in one pot
"Oops, my stomach hurts!"
"Shhh...... My stomach is not strong! ”
Boom!
Crash!
The faces of the three old fellows changed almost at the same time.
There is a lot of gas in the stomach inexplicably, and it is difficult to control.
Yan Bugui took the lead in 'breaking the defense', and a cloud of yellow mist gushed out!
He collapsed uncontrollably and knocked over the wine glass on the table.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong are not much better.
The two tried their best to endure it, wanting to get up and rush out to the bathroom, but it was too late.
I didn't take two steps before I staggered, and I was 'leaking'......
In an instant, the sound shook the sky.
There was a choking yellow mist everywhere in the house, and they knocked over the tables, and food and wine were scattered all over the floor.
All three of them were lying on the ground and convulsing, throwing up, making the ground muddy and messy.
"This ...... What the hell is going on! ”
Yi Zhonghai remembered what happened to Mrs. Jia that night, and was shocked and scared.
As he spoke, he finally realized what Mrs. Jia felt.
The rear was suddenly lost, and it was not controlled at all, and it was like a machine gun behind it.
The body is obese in the bangs, and the body has the most gas.
Although he didn't say a word, the area where he was lying on his stomach was almost impossible to see the human appearance.
Yan Fugui's lips trembled, and he subconsciously stretched out his hand to the back, wanting to cover it, but found that it was better to lie on his stomach honestly and not move.
The more you struggle, the louder it becomes.
The three old guys had buzzing heads, completely confused.
It didn't last long inside the house before someone outside noticed something was wrong.
The point is that the people living in the yard have smelled it before, and they can't forget it!
"Oh no, something happened to an uncle's family!"
"Come on, Uncle Yi is also starting to fart in a spiral!"
"Hurry up and prepare ice water to detoxify Uncle Yi!"
Because it was the yellow mist emitted from Yi Zhonghai's house, the neighbors all shouted loudly.
This made Yi Zhonghai, who was already flushed in the house, eager to hit his head on the ground.
But at this juncture, as soon as the rear was deflated, there was no strength at all, and he couldn't even climb.
Boom!
Soon.
The fool kicked the door open.
Each of them covered their faces with wet clothes and rushed in.
"Uncle Yi, are you okay?"
The stupid crutch fanned the fog in the house with a broom, and looked for someone around the familiar road.
"Hey, the second uncle is also there? Your second elder dares to discuss this? ”
Next to him, Xu Damao stepped on the leg in his bangs, and couldn't help but tease.
"Xu Damao! What nonsense are you talking about, what's going on with my dad, you're still in the mood to joke! ”
Although Liu Guangtian was often beaten by his father, at this time, he couldn't help but scold.
"Yes, you're right, then I'll withdraw first!"
Xu Damao sneered, and really retreated towards the door, too lazy to care about the broken things in the bangs.
"Ouch! There's another one! ”
He had just stepped on another step.
Suddenly, Yan Bugui's weak screams and the sound of explosions behind him sounded on the ground.
"Three masters, you are also here!"
Xu Damao was happy, why didn't he expect that the three uncles would be braised in one pot and all lay on their stomachs here!
"Xu Damao, no matter how poor you are, believe it or not, I will whip you, it is important to save people, hurry up and come over to help!"
The three uncles fell, and the stupid man faintly had the style of the people talking in the courtyard, and loudly ordered the neighbors who came to get the three old guys out of the door.
When the three aunts heard the news, they were all scared enough.
From time to time, he cried and shouted on the side, and the courtyard suddenly became a pot of porridge.
"Okay, don't panic the three aunts, this kind of disease comes and goes quickly, it's just a matter of a few basins of cold water!"
Stupidly rolled up his arms and sleeves, familiar with the way.
"Brothers, don't be stunned, hurry up and find ice cubes!"
He urged Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiecheng and his brothers.
"Silly cane, this is the basin that filled my mother-in-law with water that day, use this!"
Qin Huairu also came.
Ma Li handed the basin he brought to the fool, and then comforted the three aunts:
"Auntie, don't worry, just drink some ice water, just lie in bed for two days at most, and your body will recover, it's no big deal!"
"But...... My old man is weak, he usually gets a cold if he wears less clothes, and on this cold day, he can't go to the hospital after drinking so much ice water! ”
The three mothers were worried about Yan Bugui's body, so they rubbed their hands in a hurry.
"That's no way, who told the three masters to get sick here, you don't know the three mothers, my stick terrier is still a child, don't you have to forcibly pour ice water that night to ease up!"
Qin Huairu persuaded softly, and his eyebrows were quite calm.
Soon, two pairs of brothers, the Yan family and the Liu family, brought ice cubes from outside.
Involved in their own Lao Tzu suffering from a strange disease, they worked harder than that night, busy and sweating profusely.
"Come on, come on, I'll give my brother a few divisions."
The stupid crutch beckoned to a few people and commanded.
"Guangtian, Guangfu, you two are responsible for melting the ice in the water urn, move quickly!"
"Xie Cheng, Xie Kuang, you two send us water, move steadily, don't spill too much on the road!"
"Xu Damao, what's the matter, let's take the neighbors to cooperate again?"
Everyone nodded when they heard this, and they all went to work.
Xu Damao didn't say much, he was bad, but not stupid.
If something happens to someone in the compound, if you really don't ask, it will be easy to be isolated in the future.
That's it.
Under the arrangement of the fool, Yi Zhonghai and the three of them became ground rats, constantly being poured ice water, and soon lost consciousness in their bodies.
His lips were blue from the cold, and he shivered uncontrollably.
But in order to get rid of the embarrassment on his body as soon as possible, he could only cooperate to open his mouth and let the stupid people rescue them.
It's a pity.
They were discovered early this time, and it was still a while before the effect of unobstructed peanuts disappeared.
The more you drink this ice water, the more you can move, or if you want to speak, there is a series of movements behind you, and the yellow mist fills the sky.
"Hey, it's really weird, what about Yao Weiguo's kid? Why didn't this home remedy work? ”
Silly frowned and looked around.
"Which of you has seen Yao Weiguo? Hurry up and call him and ask him what the hell is going on with this kid? ”
"He knows a fart!"
Xu Damao still hated Yao Weiguo in his heart, and when he heard the stupid man say this, he suddenly became competitive.
"This home remedy is not only known to him Yao Weiguo, I have also heard of some."
"In this situation, it is obvious that the water is not ice enough, and the effect cannot come out!"
He took the trouble to stop Liu Guangtian, who brought ice water, and tested the temperature in the water with his hand.
"See, it's not ice at all, tell me that in order to achieve the therapeutic effect, the women in the hospital will avoid it first."
"Let's strip the three uncles, bring the ice cubes, let them lie on the ice, and drink some ice water, I think it's almost there!"
As soon as Xu Damao's words were finished, the three aunts panicked.
On such a cold day, the three old men stripped off and threw ice cubes, which is going to kill people!