Chapter 45: Side Effects
When Yao Weiguo came out of the street office, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon.
As soon as I walked out of the door of the street office, I saw Lou Xiao'e.
"Weiguo, I'm waiting for you!"
Lou Xiao'e stepped forward with a smile.
"Wait for me? Can I help you? Yao Weiguo asked calmly.
"Please eat!"
Lou Xiao'e showed a serious look on her face, "In order to thank you for saving me, I want to treat you to a meal with Damao!" ”
"Is this what you mean or does Xu Damao mean?"
Yao Weiguo asked lightly.
"That's what I mean, Da Mao doesn't know what I experienced last night, but I think he will thank you if he knows!"
Lou Xiao'e smiled with a touch of sweetness.
Thanks to me? Scold!
Just when I saved you last night, Xu Damao, a bastard, was going to Yu Li to slander me!
Yao Weiguo snorted coldly in his heart, but his face was still calm.
"I have something to do tonight, let's do it another day, I'll entertain Xu Damao another day!"
With that, he got on his bike and left.
Lou Xiao'e was slightly stunned, and always felt that something was wrong with Yao Weiguo's words.
Leaving the street office, Yao Weiguo went to the supply and marketing cooperatives to buy some vegetables, picked a chicken, and prepared to go home to rest for a while, and then go to the restaurant to pick up Yu Li after dark.
When he returned home, he took out another sip of health water and drank it, time flowed, and there was no change in his body.
He looked at the remaining half of the bottle of health water, studied it for a while, and finally decided to experiment with the chicken he bought.
It doesn't matter if you try it, the whole chicken will be fried after being poured a drop of health water.
The hair is fried, the wings are flapping, the corns are red, the neck is stretched and the spirit is extremely excited.
At this time, the voice of the system in Yao Weiguo's consciousness finally sounded.
[Health water has been consumed, aging: 2 hours]
"No, it won't! Sure enough, there are side effects when taken alone! ”
Yao Weiguo was shocked, and even a little afraid.
Fortunately, he had taken unobstructed peanuts last night, otherwise he would have been hit!
The most deceptive part of this system is that these special props rewarded will never directly remind you of the side effects, and will only prompt if you are hit.
Just like the original smooth peanut rice, it was also eaten by Jia Pozi and the stick terrier, which only prompted the aging period, and now it is the same situation.
"Okay, if this thing is drunk by people, it must not be directly regarded as a mental illness!"
While Yao Weiguo sighed, he hurriedly found a kitchen knife and killed the chicken.
Otherwise, let it be called for two hours, and the whole courtyard will be alarmed.
"I don't know what effect this thing will have if you give people a little drink......
Yao Weiguo's mind gradually appeared Xu Damao's appearance, and the corners of his mouth curled.
Doesn't that bastard like to play yin, just right, I'll treat him in the same way as others, and also yin him!
Thinking of this, Yao Weiguo went out of the house and went straight to Xu Damao's house.
Xu Damao lives alone, and the doors are usually locked, but the windows are open during the day to ventilate.
Yao Weiguo came to the front and looked into the room through the window.
Well, the urn is behind the door, and if you peek in through the window, you will be able to reach the lid on the urn.
He reached in with one hand, pushed the lid on the water urn open, poured some health water into it, returned the lid to its original position, and calmly left Xu Damao's house.
Then I went back to the house for a while, and when I saw that the time was almost up, I took the purchased items and pushed my bicycle to the hotel to find Yu Li.
When it was almost dark, the people in the courtyard came back from work one after another from their respective units.
Xu Damao went to the countryside to show a movie today, and someone gave him mountain goods, and pushed his bicycle into the courtyard with a proud face.
"Hey, the three mothers' dishes tonight are very rich, during the time that the three masters are not at home, I see that your food has improved significantly!"
Passing by the front yard, seeing the three mothers washing cabbage, Xu Damao deliberately smiled teasingly.
Wow!
The three mothers blushed and poured the water in the basin towards Xu Damao.
"Hey, hey, look at it, I didn't see a big living person here, what quality!"
Xu Damao hurriedly dodged, the smile on his face became more proud, and he walked towards the backyard humming a little song.
In his opinion, the three masters in the courtyard were all sent into the number by Yao Weiguo, and Yao Weiguo was yin by himself, so he must be breaking up with Yu Li now.
Those who offend themselves have no good end, and there is still a stupid pillar left, so there is nothing to be afraid of!
Therefore, he was in a good mood, greeting people all the way he saw and showing off the mountain goods hanging on his handlebars.
Seeing Qin Huairu, who had also just come back from work in the middle courtyard, he was even more bold to come up.
"Sister Qin, I'm going to make a chicken stew with mushrooms tonight, do you want to eat some?"
As he spoke, he pinched Qin Huairu's arm with his hand and blinked his eyes a few times proudly.
"Okay, I have a lot of food, I'm afraid you won't be able to control me!"
Qin Huairu glanced at him, squinting at him.
"Where can it, isn't it just a bite to eat, Sister Qin, as long as you come, eat as much as you want, I also prepared good wine, let's drink a little wine for my sister and brother, hey, I'm more energetic!"
Xu Damao said in a low voice, his eyes were confused, and when he saw that the door of Jia's house was closed, he couldn't help but become bolder.
"Hmph, I'm not afraid that I'll drink too much and incite you on the spot!"
Not to be outdone, Qin Huairu scolded him coldly, and dragged the bag of mountain goods from Xu Damao's handlebar.
"Just drink with me with this little thing? Shh Sister confiscated! ”
As she spoke, she carried the bag of mountain goods and twisted her waist towards her house.
"Hey, Sister Qin, you have to leave some for me, why did you take it all away!"
Xu Damao was remorseful and secretly hated that he shouldn't covet Qin Huai.
This woman is not simple, she can really suck off half of her body if she doesn't pay attention to it!
Before he could say anything, he heard Jia Dongxu's angry roar coming from the Jia family's house, accompanied by the sound of falling things.
"Hey...... Qin Huairu, you are just too greedy, do you see it, even your men can't stand it! ”
Xu Damao sneered in a low voice, and the frustration of not eating the tofu disappeared, "Yes, isn't it just a bag of mountain goods, I Xu Damao want as much as I want!" ”
Then, he pushed his bicycle to the backyard, opened the door, and entered the house.
Then habitually pick up the kettle and fill the urn with water, poke the stove open, and boil the water.
Then he took out peanuts and two Songhua eggs from the bowl, as well as half a bottle of liquor, and drank it deliciously.
At this moment, Lou Xiao'e walked in from outside.
"Da Mao, why didn't you go to the vegetable market yesterday?!"
Lou Xiao'e asked as she entered the door angrily.
"Hey, it's a moth coming, hurry up, sit down first!"
When Xu Damao saw that Lou Xiao'e was looking for him, he immediately laughed, and he was very proud.
He thinks that this is his own routine to catch and indulge in the past has worked, Lou Xiao'e, a woman who is already holding a handle, maybe something will happen tonight.
"Moth, you don't know, I did a big thing last night!"
"Guess what, when I meet a negative man, then can I bear it, I can't get used to this kind of man the most, so I took action and administered justice for the girl, but I was negligent and forgot to meet you, hehe......"
Lou Xiao'e was immediately attracted by what he said, and couldn't help but ask curiously:
"And what about later? Is the girl still with the man? ”
"How is that possible!"
Xu Damao took a sip of wine proudly, "Don't worry, the two of them blew it, and they blew it thoroughly!" ”
He secretly thought of Yao Weiguo and Yu Li, not to mention how happy he was.