Chapter Seventy-One: I Want to Eat Fart
"Ladies and gentlemen, you taste it slowly, I, go to the Lizheng Palace and let the queen taste it too."
"After drinking the tea, let's retire on our own!"
Li Shimin also knew that he was here, and the ministers really couldn't let go.
Li Shimin left with his front foot, and the Xiande Hall immediately became lively.
"Incense, what a fucking fragrance!"
"Good tea, this tea should only be in the sky, and it is not an exaggeration to call it fairy tea!"
"Yes, yes, life is accompanied by this tea, it is really a race over the living immortals!"
"Come, come, come, raise your glass, drink a cup for today's tea!"
Outside the Hall of Virtue, Li Shimin shook his head with a smile and walked towards the Lizheng Hall.
In the Lizheng Palace, Empress Changsun pursed her lips and laughed after listening to Li Shimin's story.
"When Erlang leaves, aren't you afraid that they will drink until lunchtime?"
Listening to the words of Empress Changsun, Li Shimin shook his head and said.
"Impossible, how can they drink until lunchtime?"
Empress Eldest Sun smiled without saying a word, and it turned out that her guess was correct.
Because the head of the imperial dining room came to the Lizheng Palace to complain.
"Your Majesty, the queen mother, if you continue to boil water for the Xiande Palace, today's palace lunch will be postponed."
When Li Shimin heard this, he got up and walked towards the Hall of Virtue.
Boy.
In addition to Fang Xiang Du Xiang and the eldest grandson Wuji, Cheng Yanjin, Wei Chigong and Qin Shubao and others left.
At least more than seventy percent of officials are still singing about tea, what is life?
Seeing Li Shimin enter the Hall of Virtue, the ministers quieted down.
"Ladies and gentlemen, have you drunk enough?"
"Full, full, wait for the resignation!"
The ministers also knew that the hour was not early.
These teapots and other utensils are all utensils in the palace, and they must be waiting to be used in each palace!
After the ministers left.
Li Shimin picked up a teapot and poured tea into the teacup.
Just took a sip, Li Shimin smiled bitterly and shook his head.
It's already the taste of boiled water.
The gang was still so drunk.
………
In the manor, Li Gen was having lunch.
The four dogs lay quietly on the ground, waiting for their master's reward.
Since planting the sweet potato seedlings, even the meals, Li Yuan has asked people to send them, and Li Gen has temporarily become the commander of the light pole again.
Fortunately, he had four dogs with him.
Suddenly, the four dogs stood up and ran happily to the door.
Li Gen knew that this was Cheng Chumo again.
"Brother Chumo, come over for dinner!"
"Well, I knew that I would definitely be able to catch up, and I was not too late!"
Cheng Chumo sat down unceremoniously, grabbed a chicken leg, and gnawed on it.
Xiao Hei was very satisfied with Cheng Chumo's performance, and kept rubbing his head against Chu Mo's thigh.
Because Xiao Hei knows that the bones in this chicken leg are the largest and the most delicious.
After chewing on the chicken legs, Chu Mo gave the bones to Xiao Hei.
Xiao Heimei picked up and ran away.
Xiaohua began to rub his thighs.
Cheng Chumo patted Xiaohua's head and continued to pick up a chicken leg and nibble on it.
So repeatedly, Cheng Chumo gnawed four chicken legs one after another to achieve fairness and justice.
Let the four dogs be satisfied in a line and lie on the ground.
"Brother Chu Mo, how is the effect of the opening of the tea shop today?"
"Seventh brother, when I finish eating this bowl of meat, I'll tell you about it."
"You eat slowly, this bowl of fat was originally prepared for you."
Cheng Chumo pulled it for a while, and a bowl of meat quickly entered his stomach.
"It's fun, it's so fucking exciting!"
Cheng Chumo patted his belly with a happy smile on his face.
After drinking a cup of hot tea, Cheng Chumo told the scene that happened in the tea shop in the East Market this morning.
Hearing that the girls in Pingkangfang went out collectively, Li Gen was also very surprised.
"Seventh brother, in fact, I also have most of the credit here, if I hadn't given Miss Xiangxiang a bag of tea, maybe she wouldn't have been willing to let those women taste it!"
Li Gen smiled and nodded, praising the job for being well done.
Next, Cheng Chumo described the scene above the court in a vivid and colorful way.
"Brother Chumo, my uncle has been a great help this time, thank you uncle for me."
Cheng Chu scratched his head silently and said embarrassedly.
"My dad doesn't have any hobbies, just delicious meat, the fatter the better."
Cheng Chu was stunned and couldn't figure it out.
I also have an iron pot at home, but I just can't make the taste here.
"You don't need Brother Mo to open your mouth for this, the seventh brother has already been ready."
"Seventh brother, there is one more important thing."
Seeing that Cheng Chumo's expression became solemn.
Li Gen was also slightly nervous.
"Brother Chumo, what happened?"
"Seventh brother, there is a Persian merchant in the West Market, and he wants to exchange the glass cup he brought for the tea in our shop."
"Brother Chong, they all seem very happy, I think it's better to let you make up your mind. So a few of them, let me come over and ask what the seventh brother meant. ”
When Li Gen heard this, the corners of his mouth curved a little.
said with a smile: "He's thinking about fart, the glass cup wants to change our tea, this guy, I'm afraid he didn't wake up, who is rare in that thing!" ”
Li Gen's words made Cheng Chumo stupid on the spot.
His eyes widened as he looked at Li Gen.
"Brother Chumo, why do you look at people like this? It's crazy! ”
"Seventh brother, do you know that under the whole world, there are several glass cups in the entire Chang'an City?"
"Two, only two!"
Cheng Chumo stretched out two fingers and gestured excitedly.
"One is in the hands of today's son, and the other is the emperor back then, who was rewarded to Li Jing, the Duke of Weiguo."
"This is a priceless treasure!"
Cheng Chumo's excited voice made Li Gen suddenly brightened.
This era is an era of treating glass cups as treasures!
Thinking of this, Li Gen excitedly gave Cheng Chumo a punch.
"Brother Chu Mo, our chance to make a fortune has come!"
"Seventh brother, you have figured it out, take our tea and exchange it with the Persian merchant for a glass cup."
"How many cans of tea are you going to give him?"
Cheng Chumo's expression is more exciting.
After all, he also advocated exchanging tea for the glass cup.
"I don't change much, not even a bag of tea!"
Li Gen's categorical attitude made Cheng Chumo enter a state of confusion again.
"That, that, the seventh brother just said that we are going to make a fortune again? If we don't change the glass cup, how can we make a fortune again? ”
Cheng Chumo is bitter in his heart!
Such a priceless glass cup, why can't you change it?
"Hmph, isn't it glass? I can make it myself. ”
"What's that?"
Cheng Chu's eyes were silent, and his eyes were even more bull's-eyed.
However, thinking about Li Gen's skills, Cheng Chumo felt reliable.
"Seventh brother, do you know, the method of making glass?"
"Brother Mo, this matter must not be mentioned to outsiders, my uncle is my own person, and it doesn't hurt to tell my uncle."
"Well, I understand, I understand!"
Li Gen took the paper, ink, pen and inkstone, splashed the ink, and began to write hard.