Chapter 2 Jia Zhang's Pants Pee
Li Feng looked at the attribute panel, there was only one point left in the discipline value, it wasn't that he might hang up at any time! Now it's useless to scold the system, and the dog system doesn't pay attention to you at all.
With a long sigh, let's save my life first!
"Fengzi, open the door, I know you're inside."
Qin Huairu is still trying to slam the door, at this time, many people have already gone to work, which makes Li Feng very strange, doesn't she have to go to work?
Just as Li Feng was about to open the door and kill this white lotus, another voice sounded outside the door, making Li Feng want to go and fly over and kill these beasts.
"I was so seriously injured yesterday, and now I haven't opened the door for so long, I guess Li Feng, the beast, is dead.
Let's talk about it first, Li Feng's house, but my family's, he can die, and I summoned my old man to take him away last night. ”
Jia Zhang began to think about seizing Li Feng's house, but she had been thinking about Li Feng's three big houses.
Li Feng suppressed the anger in his heart, Lao Tzu's salary was not enough for Qin Huairu, this old witch was still trying to occupy her own house!
I quickly came up with an idea, see if I don't scare you beasts to death!
As he spoke, the four of them pushed the door and walked in, Qin Huairu was still a little strange? The door that was smashed for a long time just now, how could this door be easily pushed open?
"Sister Qin, didn't you have any strength just now! The door is not bolted at all! ”
Silly Zhu thinks about Qin Huairu all the time, even if he talks about it, he is willing to be a licking dog.
Qin Huairu glanced at the stupid pillar innocently, he didn't know what was going on!
Jia Zhang saw that the two of them were still interacting in front of him, and he couldn't stand it anymore.
couldn't find fault with the stupid pillar, so he could only spill his anger on his daughter-in-law, and twisted Qin Huairu fiercely with his hand, making Qin Huairu so painful that tears were about to fall.
"Sao vixen, I'm still here! Go back and see how Dongxu is, clean up your vixen. ”
Of course, Li Feng gently pulled the deadbolt open, and then quickly lay back on the bed.
Jia Zhang's family didn't care about Qin Huairu anymore and looked at the house.
The more I looked at it, the more I liked it, and I made up my mind that I had to grab the house, and I began to arrange the use of the house.
"This room is all used as a kitchen, and the miscellaneous items are put where we live now, and the living room is separated by a small room, and it is divided into two rooms, one each for me and Dongxu."
Qin Huairu opened her mouth and wanted to ask, what about Huaihua and Ding Dang?
After thinking about it, forget it, now it's still not offended, when this fat woman is here, let's talk about it then.
Xu Damao listened to Jia Zhang's and began to arrange the house! Xu Damao complained in his heart, the old witch really treats herself as a green onion!
If she arranges it like this, she has been busy for a long time, and she has nothing to do with herself! How is this possible! I quit immediately.
"Why, his house is next to my house, no, the house on the left must be mine."
Xu Damao is not the one who suffers, he is not a stupid pillar, Qin Huai Mushroom threw two flattering eyes, and he couldn't wait to take out his heart and liver for others.
"Yes, how is it possible for the house to be left alone! I'd definitely like one. ”
Silly Zhu came in, saw such a big house, and had the same thought.
"There are a lot of people in my family, the house should be mine, Lao Jia, come and take a look, someone is bullying my wife! Take these two brutes away! ”
Jia Zhang's began to play tricks, activated the summoning mode, and put Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, and hiccuped them.
I was under the quilt and heard a few people, and in an instant, their houses were completely divided.
Some couldn't help it, and wanted to jump up immediately and beat these beasts to relieve their anger.
A few people still had to argue, and the ownership of the house was stopped by Qin Huairu, and he glanced at a few people helplessly.
This person hasn't been determined yet, is he dead? What's the use of you fighting for a house right here?
"Let's take a look at Li Feng first, is he dead or not, it's useless for you to argue now!"
A few people thought about it, if the person didn't die, wouldn't it be a blind job!
Jia Zhangyi behaved the most actively, as long as Li Feng died, this house would be hers, standing up with a fat body, running to the bedside, and lifting the quilt covering Li Feng's head.
"Ah, Lao Jia, why are you here?"
Jia Zhang was stunned at first when he saw her husband lying on Li Feng's bed.
"Didn't you just ask me to come and have a look?"
Seeing her long-deceased husband, he suddenly sat up and made an emotionless sound from his mouth.
Jia Zhang didn't think about it at first, but suddenly seemed to understand it all of a sudden, and was so frightened that he sat on the ground and hurriedly crawled out, begging for mercy in his mouth.
"Ghosts, ghosts...... Lao Jia, I was joking just now, you better go back quickly!
I'll go back and burn you some more paper money, yes, I'll burn a few more women for you, don't come here! ”
The other three people in the room were first startled by Jia Zhang's family, thinking that this old witch was acting as a demon again!
Looking at it again, the old man Jia, who had been dead for many years, jumped off Li Feng's bed, jumped and rushed towards them, and there were words in his mouth, which frightened them into horror, and turned around and ran.
"Ah, there are ghosts!"
"Hell!"
When Li Feng saw it, Qin Huairu was stunned in place, this can't work, it will be exposed.
"Well, this daughter-in-law is quite tender, let me taste it! Roar ......"
"Hell!"
Qin Huairu's face turned pale with fright, and she also came to her senses, shouted, followed behind Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, and ran out.
As a result, he and Jia Zhang's crowded at the door, no one could get out, both of them were anxious and afraid, and the slow voice behind them was more like a life talisman, hitting the depths of the hearts of the two.
"Cuihua, don't go! Come with me to the underworld! ”
It directly scared Jia Zhang's to pee, and the pants sewn by the labor cloth were already wet.
How can this be reasonable, this Qin Huairu, against God, dared to fight with himself, Jia Zhang's backhand slapped Qin Huairu back half of his body, and he got out first.
"Hell!"
"There's a ghost!"
An aunt looked at the four people who ran away in a panic, stopped Jia Zhang's, and saw that Jia Zhang's were peeing his pants, and she wanted to laugh, but she felt that this was not good.
"Cuihua, what's going on with you?"
Jia Zhang slapped away an aunt's hand and continued to run forward, a little flustered in his mouth.
"There's a ghost, Lao Jia is back! There are ghosts! ”
Ran home and closed the door, and together with Qin Huairu, they burned paper money and incense, and they were busy, and they kept chattering in their mouths.
"Lao Jia! Now there is no paper woman to burn, go back and make up for you, first burn some paper money and incense candles for you, you use it first. ”
Jia Xudong was lying on the bed, looking at his mother and daughter-in-law, and after some operation, it was a little inexplicable, what kind of fragrance did he put on his father?
I also closed the door, and when I smelled it carefully, there was a smell of urine, and I couldn't help frowning, and I fanned the smell of drilling into my nose with my hand.
The people who came out to find out were all confused, this Jia Zhang's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are ghostly? They all ran to the door of Jia's house, wanting to see it clearly.
Li Feng looked at the four people who ran away, threw the marrow cleansing pill in his hand into his mouth, and laughed hehe, although the face change charm given by the undisciplined system was only 5 minutes, the effect was very good.
"Congratulations to the host, get 20 points of festival value, the host's first task, a special reward of 50 yuan in cash, 20 catties of coarse and fine food stamps, and 5 catties of meat stamps."
The dog forced the system, and finally my conscience found out! I brought food over, and now I am short of supplies, which can solve the most difficult problem.
Before I had time to be happy, the skin around my body began to secrete a black and smelly substance, which was just eaten Xian Ji Dan and it worked, so I forgot to boil hot water, so I hurriedly got up.
The quality of the marrow cleansing pill is very disciplined, but in a moment, the weak body becomes comfortable and light.
The muscles and bones have undergone gratifying changes, as if they have endless strength, and now they are putting a cow in front, and Li Feng feels that he can also knock it down with one punch.
After tidying himself up, Li Feng looked at himself in the mirror, with a tall nose, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a handsome face, and he was quite satisfied with this body.
It's this hairstyle, it's a little mismatched, turn around and get an inch, raise the body, and it's a perfect type of man.
With both hands clenched into fists, he gave a cheering shape, and shouted in his heart:
Big time! Beauties! I'm Li Feng here!
I didn't feed myself any more chicken soup for the soul, and I went out in a hurry.
Because I saw the clock at the head of the bed, it was already pointing to 10 o'clock, and I was already late for work, almost an hour.
If you don't go to work again, captain Li Chengang, you really have to have an opinion! I don't know if the monkey has asked me for leave!